Cracker (1993–2006) is a British television crime drama created and principally written by Jimmy McGovern.
Season 1 
One Day A Lemming Will Fly [1.3] 
- Jimmy Beck: Shall I tell you why I can't stand lesbians?
- Eddie "Fitz" Fitzgerald: Please.
- Jimmy Beck: Queers are OK, as long as I don't turn my back on you, you're OK. Two queers doing it, that's two women going spare. But two lesbians doing it, that's two men going short.
- Eddie "Fitz" Fitzgerald: You can tell he reads The Guardian can't you?
- [repeated lines]
- Nigel Cassidy: I marked books, I jogged. I marked more books.
- Judith Fitzgerald: I've had opportunities Fitz, more than most. Men see me, they see you sitting next to me, overweight, pissed, arguing with someone at the next table. Totally ignoring me until you've smashed him into an intellectual pulp, they assume I'm available.
Season 3 
Brotherly Love [3.1] 
- Eddie "Fitz" Fitzgerald: I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble too much. I am too much.
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