Crash Tag Team Racing

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Crash Tag Team Racing (クラッシュ・バンディクー がっちゃんこワールド, Kurasshu Bandikū Gatchanko Wārudo, Crash Bandicoot Gatchanko World) is a racing game for all three sixth generation video game consoles and the PlayStation Portable. Developed by Radical Entertainment, it was released in North America, Europe, and Japan in 2005.^[1] A Nintendo DS version, which was going to be developed by Sensory Sweep instead of Radical Entertainment as the Game Boy Advance version of Nitro Kart was developed by Konami instead of Vicarious Visions, was also to be released, but was eventually scrapped. The reason for this is unknown.

Crash Tag Team Racing is the third installment in the Crash Bandicoot racing games, succeeding Crash Team Racing and Crash Nitro Kart. Unlike the previous two, it combines the elements of platforming and racing games, with Crash being the playable character during the platforming segments of the game.

This is the first Crash game to have a rating higher than E in the US or a 3+ in Europe.

Contents 1 Crash 2 Neo Cortex 3 Pasadena 4 Crunch 5 Coco 6 Nina 7 N. Gin 8 Von Clutch 9 Notes and references 10 External links

[edit] Crash

When doing some actions

• Hooh, huoh baby...
• BLAAA!!
• Heheehee!

Die-O-Rama and Gags

• Hmm? Hooh...
• Whoooo... huh!! Hm?
• Guargh guergh? Hee! Hoohooo brabbbrrebre! OOOOOOOOOH,badabrede. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUH! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH! Yabadaba dee! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH... uh, cool baby, huh, huh, huh, huh... huh! Brababre!! Yahuhuhu! UUUH... bleee...
• Wooohooaahhahh!
• Hm? OWW...
• Ow!! Huh?
• Hooh...
• Tuuuuh, bahahahahabebe... ha! Muhuhuhuhuhuhu...
• YAH HUH HUH!! Hm? Hoo... HAAAA!! Hooh...
• Huh! Mh... mooh... muoh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
• Haha! Guahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... AAAAAAAAAAH!
• Hmph, whatever... yhahahahaha--
• Hm... hyh! MMM, hudodyeheheha-- oh...
• Hm... y... y... yh... whoooh!!
• Huu-- ah...
• Giveatte tada!! Huhuhuhuhuh!! Hmph? Hm... hm... AAAA!! OOOH!
• Hey kitty! Y? AAAH!!
• Hahah! Badebadebadebade... haha, invicible!! He-ey, kitty! D'oh! AARGH!
• HAHAH! Ble! Blublublublublu! YRGH! Bleee... hooh
• Ow...
• HEEHAHH!
• DAAA! Huh? H? A? Oh... ARGHHH!!
• Hm, whatever... WOOOOOW!
• Hm, Yajee? Ho-oh! Woo! WOHOHAHAHA!
• Heehahahaha! Heehee!
• Ho o oh!
• Humph. Yoheeheeheehee!
• Huuuh... Yuheeheeheeheeeheee! Ho-oh!
• Hohohohohohohow! Heehee!
• Oh! Haha! Oooh...
• Hahahah! Yhoo! Hay!
• Hoo hoo hooo hoo hoo hoo hoow! Yaw-hoo heeheeheeheehee!
• Hmphhmphhmph! Anyway? Yeahey!
• OOOOH! Hahah!
• Hahahaha! Ahahah!

When starting a race

• Hooh? Hahahaha!
• Frerleorleolreolreorleolo!
• Hoo heehaaheehaa!

[edit] Neo Cortex

When interacting with Crash

• Ahh, yes, Crash, my dear boy. Haven't you some train tracks to play on?
• Crash! What a surprise! I have a blaster gun with your name on it! Wait here.
• Crash! You really must assist me, dear boy. I dropped my chewing gum in that wood chipper over there. Would you be so kind as to retrieve it for me?
• Crash! You're looking very fit and trim! Those pilates are doing wonders for your figure.
• Hello, Crash Bandicoot! Goodbye, Crash Bandicoot.
• Hello Crash. It's always a torture- uh, I mean pleasure to see you.
• Hey Crash! Willie Wumpa Cheeks has a dripping problem with his Wumpa Pumpa. Why don't you go plug it up.
• Oh, do I despise that orange-pelted rodent. Uhh... ahh, Crash! My old pal! I was just on a tirade about you!
• Salutations, my dear Crash. Very soon I shall find you a new home in the afterlife.
• Uggh! Crash Bandicoot, stop hounding me!
• Why Crash Bandicoot! My old friend! Have you ever heard the Cortex proverb that revenge is a dish best served with fava beans? Hmm. Well remind me to tell you sometime.
• Yes, yes! Don't bother me, Crash! Can't you see I'm working on your demise?! The nerve!

When attacked by Crash

• I thought you liked me!
• It's juvie all over again!
• Just back off, man!
• Nobody makes me bleed from there!
• Oh, the pain of it all!
• Stop it please!
• The pain! The sweet pain!
• When I get my ray gun, you're through!
• Why me?! I'm so pretty!
• Why would you do that?!
• You can't do that to me! No one can!
• Meanie!

When starting a race

• After I win, I want to be hand-fed grapes and drink lots of creamy soda.
• Attention everyone! Follow me!
• Fill 'er up and check my oil!
• How much longer till we get there?!
• I bore easily. Do try and keep up.
• It's okay everyone. I'll hold back a bit to keep it interesting.
• May the best cheat win!
• My, my. So many balloons of hope for me to pop.
• Now I may attack other drivers! Okay I will attack other drivers.
• Now, when the flag lowers everyone, hit reverse!
• Okay, dregs of society! Time to learn who the real mad doctor is here!
• Soon you will all taste the sour conception of defeat!
• This race is a trivial challenge to a genius like me!
• Wait, wait, I'm not buckled in!

When starting from a standstill

• Let's see what this thing could do!
• 1.2 gigawatts of power!
• Burn baby burn! Like a disco inferno!
• Down, boy! Steady!
• Engage!
• Fear my fossil fueled wrath!
• Hey! Pretty good pickup in this heap!
• I am Cortex, hear me roar!
• I feel the need! The need for acceleration!
• I just love when that happens.
• Impressive! Most impressive!
• I've got lots of torque! And I'm not afraid to use it!
• Ladies react very favorable to that.
• Mad scientist coming through!
• Nice skid marks!
• Oh, I love that rumbling sensation!
• Rolling rolling rolling!
• Such power! Such speed! I'm such a catch!
• Who's your daddy?
• Yeehaw!!

When passing someone

• Ain't my backside pretty?
• And to think, I didn't meet the height requirements for this ride! Heh-heh.
• Now tell me how my backside looks. Tell me!
• Bow before my rancid villainy!
• Breaker 1-9, here comes Rubber Ducky!
• Ha ha ha ha! I'm funky fresh and beautiful!
• Last time I saw a car like that, someone was feeding it hay!
• Little do they know, I flunked driver's ed!
• Make way for age and beauty!
• Tell me, how does losing feel?
• Who's your daddy?
• You see? I knew that extra quart of oil would work. (burps)

When brushing against a vehicle

• Blast you, Sunday driver!!
• I want to flip you, but this game is rated E!
• Gah! What sicko came up with this ride?!
• Hey hey! I'm driving here!
• Is that any way to treat a feeble old man?
• That's no way to treat a man going to church!
• I think I wet myself!
• Shoot! I'll get him on the next lap!
• That surely shaved a year or so off my life!
• That was a close shave! With razor bumps!
• Where's your sense of decency, man!
• You! Filthy peon! Get back here so I can whack you!
• (sarcastically) This is just great!
• Hey there, watch where I'm going!
• Send a bill to the office!
• Hey there, buddy! This isn't California, you know!
• Mad scientists have the right of way, jerk!

When brushing against a wall

• AHH!! My car!
• ¿Dónde están mis pantalones?
• Great! I just washed this vehicle!
• How am I gonna talk my way out of this one?
• Hit me, do I not bleed?!
• Hurt my ride, you hurt me! Wait! I probably shouldn't say that!
• I don't like this part of the race much.
• No!! I love this car!
• Not my baby!
• Is this the price of victory?!
• Oh, now who put that there?!
• Oh, the humanity!
• Oh yeah?! Well the more you hit me, the weaker I become!
• Ouch, ouch, and double ouches!
• Somebody get me a tissue!
• Summon my proctologist!

When attacking someone

• Fiery ordanents. The gift that keeps on giving!
• Sayonara, sappy!
• Taste my smoldering intellect!
• The next one is going right up your nose!
• Yes! Chalk off another point for scum and villainy!
• That's just wrong... but it sure feels right.

When destroying someone

• Another shrimp on the barbie.
• Burn, baby, burn! Disco inferno!
• Flame on!
• I'd say he's not operational! Eh-hee-hee!
• It's not my fault he sucks platypus eggs.
• It's so good to be so bad.
• Now you know who the real mad scientist is!
• Ohh! Now I do feel guilty about that one!
• So sorry! Not!
• Next time, just call in sick.
• I visit upon you terrible friction!
• Toodle-OOooo!
• You have met my destiny! Nice, isn't it?
• You win some, you lose some!

Destroys an object

• Oh, um, Coco did it.

When hit by a weapon

• Hey when I hit you, I didn't mean you could hit back!
• Oohh!! I lost my ATM card!
• That's it! I want my money back!
• Well, there's sportsmanship for you.

When destroyed

• I knew I shouldn't have tossed that bus transfer.
• Oh, excuse me, could anyone give me a lift home?
• Evil madman: will work for shiny new vehicle!
• Hey, buddy, can you spare a dime?
• How did I ever get stuck with this heap?!
• I hope none of my henchmen saw that.
• I'm all brains and no gas.
• Mommy!!
• Oohhh! For heaven's sake, someone put it out of its misery!
• Ugh, and to think I was top of my class at Evil Medical School.
• Uhh, excuse me, can anyone give me a lift home?
• Uhh! This ought not happen to a Cortex!
• Waiter, check please!
• I'll take the rest in a doggy bag.
• Well I will most surely lodge a complaint at city hall!
• You'll probably blame me for this, won't you?
• Boo-hoo, my beautiful ride!
• I don't deserve this!

When picking up an item

• Better me than any of those other nitwits.
• Crystals are a doctor's best friend!
• Every mad scientist's dream!
• Ha ha ha! The wonderful power!
• Ha ha! Jewels! More jewels!
• I'll have enough for a fine pearl necklace soon!
• I'm happy! I'm really really happy!
• I'm hiding this Crystal in my special place.
• I should really turn this in to the lost and found. Not!
• I will build a superweapon of incredible destructive force! Eventually.
• Mine! Mine! All mine!!
• No one will ever take this from me! No one!!
• Oh, how excellent!
• Oh, would you look at that! A present!
• Ohh, nice!
• Ohh, shiny!
• Powers of Cortex, activate!
• That's great! What's it for?
• The power! The power!
• This will surely come in handy for evil!
• Where on Earth am I going to keep all this booty?
• With this, I will do pathetically horrible deeds.

When clashing with someone

• Can you sense the antici... pation?
• It's obvious. We were meant to be together!
• How do you like it on the dark side, huh?
• My heavens! We got us a convoy!
• Like my parasitic twin used to say, two heads are better than one!
• Now move a little to the left. That's better.
• Now you do a good job as my partner, or I've got a raygun with your name on it!
• This had better work!
• Together, you and I will do very bad things.
• Trust me, this is good for both of us.
• Wow, that felt good!
• Your chassis or mine?

When declashing from someone

• And I'm spent.
• Cortex is a lone wolf, a bald eagle, a burrowing hamster!
• I just can't be seen with you. I just can't.
• I've had it with you, you meddling kid!
• Look. I think we should see other people.
• Now tell me how my backside looks. Tell me!
• Oh, I'm sorry! Were we a team?
• Stay away from me, you freak!
• Talk to the hand! Buh-bye!
• Thanks for your help. Now stay out of my way, vermin!
• You're just not evil enough for me!

When flying through the air

• Hey! I never read the landing procedure!
• I always was the best student at Evil Medical School!
• If madmen were meant to fly, our cheeks would be filled with helium!
• This is the only way to fly!
• Now this is what I call an E-ticket ride!
• Okay, Luke! I'm starting my run!
• Uh oh! That burrito is making an encore visit!
• Up, up, and away!
• Whoa! I think I'm going to be sick!
• WOO-HOO!! I can see my house from here!
• Woo-hoo!! I'm a big beautiful bird!

When running over a Park Drone

• An evil maniac's gotta do what an evil maniac's gotta do!
• Cry all you want. I can't hear you! Lalalalalalalalalala!
• Heavens! I enjoyed that too much!
• Hmm. I really oughta go back there and pick him up! Not!
• My, my! Was that you?
• I haven't laughed like that since I was a schoolgirl!
• It's really not my policy to pick up hitchhikers.
• Officer, he just walked right onto the road!
• Oops! Sorry!

Victorious

• Now, now, I'll be sure to donate all the winnings to a deserving charity: me!
• Who let the canines out? Woot, woot, woot woot!
• Nice shot. Next time, try aiming!
• Can I now purchase that pink teddy bear now, huh, huh?!
• Nice try. Next time, open your eyes when firing.
• Bow before the master of speed and delinquency.

During mission briefings

• Crash you cantankerous twerp! What are you doing back here anyway? (Crash tries to reply.) SHUT UP!
• Crash I swear, if you bother me once more... it's laser to the eyeball time!
• You're making me very ang... erm... (lowers voice) You're making your sister sad.

[edit] Pasadena

When interacting with Crash

• Crash Bandicoot! How is it we keep runnin' into each other?
• Crash, did you see that N. Gin dude?! Somebody better tell 'im there's a lab rocket in his head!
• Crash, when I win the park back for ol' Von Clutch, you can stay here and be my pit crew.
• Gree'ins, fellow racer! Is there so'm' I can help you with?
• Hey Crash. I don't wanna start pickin' out curtains or nothin', but I think you're a cutie.
• Howdy Crash! Them there's some tight pants you got.
• Howdy Crash! You look like you gotta go potty. Want me to show you where the outhouse is?
• I tell ya Crash. That Cortex feller gives me the willies! How'd you hook up with 'im anyhow?
• My name's Pasadena O'Possum, and I'm the best darn racer this part of everywhere!
• Why, Crash Bandicoot! Sneakin' up on a girl could git you in trouble.

When attacked by Crash

• Ahh! Err, you got some bite 'n you.
• Ahh! Park security!
• Hey!
• I'll be revengified for that.
• I'm gonna brand your tailfeathers for that.
• I thought you were a good guy!
• I've been punked by a dork!
• Oh, you just ge'n' me excited!
• Ooh, you play too rough for me!
• Ow! Quit breakifying me!
• Oww, right in the dwadnum!
• Oww, right in the pancreas!
• Stop whuppin' me.

When starting a race

• I am the pants of this here operation!
• Just gonna stretch my legs here a bit.
• This'll be a hog-killin' good time!

When starting from a standstill

• Flound it if you got it.
• Hmmm, smells like victory!
• I am Possum, hear me roar!
• I peeled that like a banana!
• Put the pedal to the metal!
• Smells like a campfire.
• Smells like victory! Ya-HOOOOOOOOOO!!
• This here's a fangled contraption for sure!
• This is what I'm talkin' about!
• Two plus two equals... umm... cornbread?
• Woo-HOOOOO!!
• Yee-haw! Outta my way!
• Yee-haw! Ride 'em hard!

When passing someone

• Adios, muchacho!
• Outta my way, you ol' coot!
• You're old like AM radio!

When brushing against a vehicle

• Aww! I think I chipped one of my razor-sharp claws!
• Eh ha! That tickled!
• Hey, chicken knees! Two can play at that game!
• Hey! What'ya think you're doing?!
• I almost lost my britches!
• I hope you're buckled in, buster!
• Just seein' if you're awake.
• See what you made me do?!
• Some way to treat a lady!
• Well if you're gonna hit me, tough guy, do it proper!
• Whoa! That threw me for a loop!
• Yee-haw! Let's do that again!

When picking up a item

• Hey, Mr. Sparkle-Sparkle, how about a kiss?
• I'm just gonna store this in my pouch.
• Come to mama.
• What am I gonna do with this?

When brushing against a wall

• Hey, this ain't a monster truck rally! That's Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
• Hold together, honey. Wes got a ways to go.
• Huh, well at least it's paid off.
• I gots insurance.
• I'm tellin' on you!
• I must be balled up or som'thin'!
• It's okay, just slap some Miracle Whip on it!
• It's okay, honey. It hurts me more than you.
• Just spray some Cheeze Whiz down there, it'll be alright.
• Looks like I had a little too much hoo-ich on, I figure.
• My poor baby! Did that hurt?
• Now that just ain't right!
• Ouchie.
• Well, nothin' a lil' bacon fat can't fix.

When destroying someone

• Swallow two of these and call me in the morning!
• I said this is a big girl race!
• I feel for you, I really, I do.
• Where do I send the flowers?
• Better him than me.

When hit by a weapon

• Circle the wagons, we are under attack!

When destroyed

• I think I'm gonna cry.
• I knew I should've gotten a job at Dollywood instead.
• Aw, shucks. What am I gonna do with this heap now?
• Anyone wanna trade cars?
• Anyone got a broom?
• I don't have enough coupons for this.
• I'll just stay up here for a little while, okay?
• Officer, I swear I didn't do it!
• This game suuuucks!

When flying through the air

• Alley-OOOOOOOOOO!!
• I'm flyin' through the air with the greatest of ease!
• Ride 'em cowgirl!
• 'Scuse me while I touch the sky!
• Sew-EEE, first possum in space!
• I'm stuck inside a cloud!

When running over a Park Drone

• And I'll do it again, too!
• Hmm. I can scrape 'im up later an' make some pie!
• I don't feel guilty!
• I dragged that feller right out.
• I knew I shouldn't have taken out that cow-catcher!
• I know I shouldn't laugh, but... (laughs)
• Run, you lil' hog, run!
• (gasps) Somebody clean that up!
• That's what happens when you don't look both ways!

[edit] Crunch

When interacting with Crash

• C'mon Crash. Lemme hold some coin, baby. I'll pay you back!
• Crunch is in da house! Gotta represent!
• Hey Crash. Lemme hold the Wumpa Coin. I'll gitchu back.
• Hey, Crashy. Wanna Indian leg wrestle? Maybe later then.
• Hey, hey, brother Bandicoot! How you doin' on coins?
• Hey lil' man. Ever try walkin' with no legs? It's really slow.
• I saw you hit that lady back there. Whadyu gotta say f'yourself?
• Man! Whadjyu stop me for?! Canchu see I'm strollin'?
• Stand and deliver, homeboy. What can I help you with?
• Sup, punk! You need somethin'?
• Top o' the mornin' to ya lil' buddy!

When attacked by Crash

• Whats wrong wichu foo?! And brush your teeth!
• Ahh! Under attack! By a foo'!
• Ah, my spine! Sleep 8 hours a day!
• Avenge me! Eat a balanced breakfast!
• Don't be a foo'! Stay in milk!
• Hey! Watch it boy!
• How couldchu do that?! I need work!
• No! My walkin' bones!
• Ouch! Chew wicho' mouth closed!
• Quit that jibba jabba!
• Shoulda stayed in schoo'!
• Some role model you are!
• Stop that! Say bless you when you sneeze!
• That's not right!

When starting a race

• Time to be bad!
• I need work!
• I pity da fool who race against me!
• I was born ready!
• Let's bring the pain!
• Let's... get... bizzay!
• Let's roll!
• Play smart! Don't run with scissors!
• Stay focused, Crunch!
• Quit with yo' jibba jabba, and let's race!
• Time to bring it on!
• Time to learn who da real champ is!
• You foos are goin' down!

When starting from a standstill

• Check out the junk in my trunk!
• Everybody, stay outta my way!
• Go, go, go, go!
• Yee-haw! Faster, boy, faster!
• I got a need for speed now, foo'!
• Move it, boy!
• Put my big foot to the floor!
• Quit with yo' jibba jabba! Now let's drive!
• We's movin', now!

When brushing against a wall

• Ahh! Right in my pride!
• I can do this. Relax, Crunch!
• I hope no one saw that.
• I think I broke somethin'!
• Not my ride!
• That'll leave a mark!
• That's embarrasin'!
• Wake up, Crunch!
• Whiplash!
• Ow, whiplash! Road rage! Hit 'n run!

When destroying someone

• I burninated that chump!
• Ha ha, your car asplode!

When destroyed

• I just paid for this car!
• Nooo, fool!
• I will be avengified!
• Suckas! Fools! Itches!
• I never learned to read!

When picking up an item

• All for da Crunch!
• No way, suckas! This one's mine!
• Crunch is on the case!
• Mmmmm, tasty!
• Gimme, gimme!
• Oooo, shiny!
• No, boy, that's a Power Crystal.

When clashing with someone

• Yeah, teamwork!
• Tall, beautiful, strong!
• Who's ready for some double trouble?
• Gonna do some damage now!

When declashing from someone

• Go drink some milk, children. Get strong bones!
• You're just not strong enough.
• Time to be bad!
• Go bling your blang elsewheres.

When flying through the air

• I can see my house.
• Crunch don't feel so good!

When running over a Park Drone

• Damn! Who dresses you?
• Ha! Ten points!
• Hooh-hah!
• Knock the stick off ya!
• Might haveta lay low in Mexico.
• Move it, ugly!
• Not even prison-pretty no mo'!
• Oh, that can'ts be good.
• Outta my way, foo!
• Take that!

[edit] Coco

When interacting with Crash

• Big brother, if you really want to annoy me, can't you do normal big brother things like wedgies or headlocks?
• Crash, we've got to stop meeting like this.

When atacked by Crash

• Ouch! I'm telling Mom...if we had one!
• Ow! Okay, I'll get revenge when you're sleeping.
• That's gonna leave a mark.
• Circle the wagons, we're under attack!
• You had to hit me. Just had to do it!
• Sticks and stones...medic!!
• Wait till I tell Crunch! You're toast, buddy.

When starting a race

• Finally, someone's letting me drive.
• Good luck, everybody! Just remember to stay out of my way!
• I'll tear through you like a math test.
• Look at these jokers! This'll be a cinch.
• May all of you have fun fighting for 2nd place.
• May the best blonde win.
• Now, how can I beat the odds? I got it! I'll cheat!
• Remember, beauty before age. (age before beauty)
• Time to see who the best mutant is.
• Time to show you some real speed!
• You're all in a world of trouble.
• And that's just the half of it!

When starting from a standstill

• Hooo yes, do I look good!
• I am Bandicoot! Hear me roar!
• Rack 'im up and stand back boys!
• See yaaaaa!
• Smells like victory!
• Time to show you what a 164 IQ can do.
• Yes!! Yes!! (righteously) YEEES!!
• Yum! Burnin' rubber!

When passing someone

• Hey, thanks for playing.
• See ya!
• My car uses BlondStar.

When brushing against a wall

• Hey, I just got this tub waxed!
• I hope my deductable covers that.
• I'm driving like a dork!
• Look at this mess!
• Nothin' a lil' nail polish won't fix.
• Now that was a bad decision!
• Ohh, man! That's wrong!
• Oh, wake up, girl!
• Okay. What's the story here?
• What am I doing? I need help!
• Who put that there?! I'm serious.

Destroys an object

• Oh, I hope that gets recycled.
• Oh, that looked expensive.
• Coco did it! Oh, wait, nevermind.
• Sorry, sorry, that was me.
• I like prizes. They're fun.
• Ha ha ha! Break more! More! More! Break it!
• Either way, it's mine!
• Aww, it broke.

When destroying someone

• And you are outta here!
• Take it like a man!
• Good work proving Darwin right.
• Nothing personal, buddy.
• This is how we do it back on the island.

When hit by a weapon

• Hey, stop it you...pillow case!

When destroyed

• (voice breaking up) I think I'm gonna cry.
• Aah! This is gonna hurt!
• This is gonna be so painful!
• This is so unfortunate.
• It burns! It burns!
• You think something like this will keep me down?
• (disoriented) Can I take traffic school, officer?
• Avenge me!
• Aw, derryberries!
• Whatever.

When picking up an item

• Nice! Just my size!
• Let's go shopping! And stuff.
• Now, what do we have here?
• Oh, look what I found.
• Let's see...presents!
• Come to mama.
• Does this come in black?

When clashing with someone

• Let's try this on for size.
• Hi! Do you like me? I like you.
• Ain't no stoppin' us now!
• Hey, not so hard!
• 1 1/2 heads are better than one.

When declashing from someone

• You were a great partner!
• It had to end sooner or later.
• I hate having to say goodbye... But GOODBYE!

When flying in the air

• I was a bird in another life.
• I need an oxygen mask.
• Does this count for frequent flyer miles?
• This is why bandicoots don't have wings!

When running over a Park Drone

• Awww! I hope he washes off.
• Heee-ya!
• It's your fault and you know it!
• Just accept it, okay?
• Just walk it off.
• Lovely day, isn't it? Oops.
• Wow, what a bad example I'm making!
• You dented my car!
• You gotta be cruel to be kind.

Victorious

• www.youstink.com. (YouTube)
• How now, brown cow?
• Don't make Coco angry. You don't like me when I'm angry.
• Cocolicious!
• Yup! All this and looks, too!

Loss

• Oh, now this really su--oh, I mean, congratulations.

[edit] Nina

When starting a race

• Be afraid. Be very afraid.
• Cower, mortal slime.
• I just had my braces tightened, so bring it on!
• I'll be watching what everyone does.
• I'll let you all know how the rest goes when I beat you!
• It is here that I shall begin my reign of hurting!
• Let the suffering commence!
• My strategy is cold and merciless. Brrrrr!
• Turn out the lights! The party's starting!
• You all might as well go home.

When starting from a standstill

• Bow before my dark powers of torque!
• Cower, mortals.
• Engage, number one!
• I cackle with glee. (cackles)
• Judge me by my size, do you?
• So much power, so few victims.
• Fumes. More fumes!
• Told you I wasn't kidding.
• Ugh! Listen to that terrible screeching!
• Up, up, and away!
• Witness my unbridled donkey power!

When passing someone

• Witness me velocity, slow one!
• Eat the humiliation like candy.

When brushing against a wall

• Better the car than me.
• Disconcerting. Most disconcerting.
• Get my plastic surgeon.
• Get some disinfectant.
• I can fix anything with duct tape.
• That'll polish out.
• The damage only makes me look cooler!
• There there, my trusty steed.
• This is the price of victory!
• Where's that gluestick?
• Yes! The damage looks uber-cool!

Destroys an object

• Smashity smash.
• Fool! Giveth me your rich innards!
• Open says me!
• Rain gifts upon me.
• What else can I break around here?
• Mine! Mine! Mine!

When destroying someone

• Dine on my greasy wrath!
• Witness the fate of my opponents.
• Cower before my mighty mightiness!

When hit by a weapon

• Stop it, pimple-innard!

When destroyed

• Stay away from the light!
• I shall remember this sacrifice with sorrow. Really!
• Poor baby. It was for a higher cause.
• Rise my dark stallion...please!!
• ARRRGH! I shall avenge you!
• Don't leave me this way!!
• You fought like a Cortex. And that's why you're dead.

When picking up a item

• Come to me, my pretty!
• Who left this stuff lying around?
• It's a collectible item! Rare, too.
• Another tool for treachery.
• With you, bad things will occur.
• Pennies from Purgatory.
• My arsenal of plunder grows!

When clashing with someone

• We join into a pinatá of destruction!
• Together, we shall unleash super-sized amounts of pain!
• Super-size me!
• Let's get the windows tinted.
• Does this thing have stereo?
• How fortunate you are to clash with the likes of me.
• Run, insects of fate!

When unclashing from someone

• I'm done with this.
• Be happy. I don't do that for just anyone.
• Parting is such sweet sorrow.
• Was it good for you too?
• I got what I wanted.
• Don't call me, I'll call you.

When running over a Park Drone

• Did it feel good for you too?
• Don't blame me! Blame nature!
• Immoral, possibly. Satisfying, absolutely.
• Let that be a lesson to you all.
• Not a hint of guilt here.
• Where do I send the fruit basket?
• Would you like one lump or two?
• You dare to cross my path, mortal?

[edit] N. Gin

When interacting with Crash

• Ahh, Crash. Have you come to submit to a greater intellect and power?! No? Oh, okay. See ya.
• Ahh, Crash! Have you gifts for N. Gin? No gifts?! You giftless one! Be gone!
• Ahh, yes. Crash Bandicoot. I have a fine, marsupial-like recipe to braise and bake and boil and braise again your hide! Sweet goodness!
• Crash Bandicoot! Wait here! I have just the horrendous demise for you!
• Crash! Doctor Cortex said I have bad complexion! What do you think?
• Crash, have you seen my sense of morality? Oh well.
• Crash, I have no Wumpa treats for you. Vamoose! Scram! Beat it!
• Crash! We must really stop meeting like this. I told you. Only after 10 P.M. Don't call me here.
• Crash! You must point me in the direction of the nearest lavatory! My rocket is draining!!
• Hey, Crash! You didn't see me with that peacock feather, did you?
• I'm allergic to bandicoots! Please do not stand within ten paces of me! I break into a rash!!
• Oh, Crash. What a surprise. I was just festering about you.

When attacked by Crash

• Ahh! That hurt! Thank you!
• Come on! What have I recently done to you?
• I will drop a bomb right in your face for this.
• My eyeball! I love that eyeball!
• Ow! My inner ear... is so tiny!
• Oww, my spleen is coming out!! So that's what it looks like.
• Ow! Right in the missile!
• Stop bullying me, man!
• The pain... in my body... and organs... and body again!
• Why are you so deliciously cruel?
• Why me?!
• You're trying to kill me, aren't you? How can I thank you?

When starting a race

• Come, doomed fools! Let's race!
• Fear my doom buggy!
• First I'll beat you all! Then I'll eat a succulent, buttery muffin!
• I can't wait to shower weapons on you all!
• I have many atomic torpedoes for you idiots!
• My atomic acceleration... will defeat you all!
• Okay, dumbfaces. Who's got the marbles to race?
• Okay. Who thinks they've got the marbles?
• Who's first for N. Gin?
• You should all wet yourself now! Go on, get it over with.

When starting from a standstill

• Engage! Hyper acceleration!
• Fear my plutonium engine!
• I am burning rubber and radioactives!
• I live for reckless behavior!
• Just stay out of my way, and nobody gets hurt.
• Lovely, dangerous acceleration!
• More power! More!!
• Must... go faster!!
• Perhaps... SPEED is the answer!
• Screaming fireballs of speed!
• Yes! The speed thrills me!

When passing someone

• You are just too slow, silly monkey!
• First I'll beat you. Then I'll bomb you!!
• I pass you like gas!
• Now you have seen what a real cyborg can do!
• Perhaps you need a speed boost! (laughs)
• Take up a slower sport! Like full-contact... duck-hunting or... something... with a duck.
• Try another sport, like knitting!
• Your mother is the speed limit now!

When brushing against a vehicle

• Go away, or I'll go upside your head!
• I can take the pain!
• I should back up and get that guy.
• I will catch you, and do... something... horrible to you!!
• I will pop you like a large balloon for that.
• Just stay out of my way, doomed monkey!
• Oh, you make me so mad now!
• Ouch!! I broke my bum!!
• Ow, my chappened thighs!
• That hurt my colon so much!
• They should take your license. Because you're stupid!
• Try that again, so I can feed you to my monkey!
• What a love tap.
• You will perish... very soon!
• You rat-monkey-pig-dog!
• You're just trying to scare me! But you won't!
• You're trying to kill me, man! I like that!

When brushing against a wall

• Hey, I dropped my muffin!
• Hey! Uhh, a little help?
• Keep your mind on the race, N. Gin!
• My driving shames me.
• My precious car!
• Oh, doggy butter!
• Oh, I am a fool!
• Oh, that impact was regrettable!
• Oh, the insurance company's never gonna go for that one!
• Oh, what're you thinking, man!
• Ow! That hurt!

When destroying someone

• So long...LOSER!
• I'm actually happy.
• Does it hurt? Tell N. Gin of the pain.
• Oh, such a tradgedy! (laughs)
• Yes! Meet your doom, fool!
• Enjoy your screaming doom!
• You make N. Gin laugh. (laughs)
• Reset your car so I can do that again.
• Come back, so I can destroy you again!
• Take that father! What? Did I say father?
• Aw, poor little baby.
• More! N. Gin want more!

Destroys an object

• Coco did it.
• Break, my pretties, break!

When hit by a weapon

• Ow, my eye!!
• Ow! I got a lotta glass in my eye!

When destroyed

• The delicious burning!
• No! The sweet pain!
• Oh, the sweet searing agony!
• I blame myself for this.
• I must get going.
• Give my remains to science!
• I regret nothing.
• Why do I always do this to myself?
• I won't cry. You can't make me.
• It's high school all over again. Ouch.
• I'm too pretty!
• Sing the doom song!
• Sweet Mexican walnuts, that hurts!

When picking up an item

• Ooh, what do we have here?
• I'm so happy.
• Go away, rat pigs. This is all for me.
• It's mine, all mine! You can't have it!
• Noooo...you can't have it...
• Aww, I wanted a muffin!

When clashing with someone

• Cybernetic merge power... activate!!
• Finally! I made a friend!
• Fire the Gunneratotron!
• Form of... a killing machine!
• I will use your lovely... mechanical parts.
• Now I am twice the lovely!
• That's just so cool!
• Victory is assured now.
• Yes!! Yes!! Use the gun often!!

When unclashing with someone

• I can't be seen with a freak like you!
• I think you should go.
• I've grown tired of you!
• Seriously. You're just not evil enough.
• So long... loser!!
• Time to watch me win, red boy!
• Yeah, you need to go.
• You and me... just aren't working out. It's me. It's not you.
• You just can't cut the cheese, pal!

When flying in the air

• Fear my vertical power!
• Ha, I...think I wet myself!
• Oh! I soiled myself.
• Oh, the glory of the skies!
• Quick! Shoot at civilians!
• This is going to hurt!
• This... okay, this is scaring me.
• Up in the sky! It's a complete maniac!!
• Watch the skies!
• What am I doing up here?!

When running over a Park Drone

• Ah ha! I rattled him good!
• He was asking for it!
• Hey! Don't scratch my car!
• I will reanimate you later.
• Stay down, little man. Stay down!
• Take that, you freak!
• (giggles) That was fun.
• The smack is like music! Sweet music!
• You bring me joy with your doom!

Victorious

• Well, when life gives you lemons...trade them for torpedoes!
• Perhaps you need a head-rocket of your own, monkey-face!
• You are all fools to challenge me. FOOLS!
• Villagers with torches couldn't get me, what chance do you have?!
• More! Shoot more lovely weapons at me!

Loss

• I win! I win! Oh, wait, I lost. Never mind!

During mission briefings

• Ooh! I am so… MAD Crash! I feel like my brain is coming out my head… and dripping down my cheeks! (raises voice) Get me plutonium if you know what’s good for you!
• You're just trying to make me angry aren't you? WELL YOU SUCCEEDED! Get me that costume! I know your weakness Crash... bullets!
• I'm crying because... I'm not pretty!
• Crash! What's wrong with you? I need plutonium to succeed. Beautiful... shiny... plutonium! It will be mine, I swear, or I fill your head with doom.
• Ooh! You did it! You actually got me a pair of precious... fuzzy... slippers! They're beautiful...
• STILL...NO...SLIPPERS?!? You can't imagine how much I need them!

[edit] Von Clutch

When starting a race

• Ja, ja, ja, may the best cyborg win. And we all know who that is.
• I hope my dear mummy is watching me in ze crystal ball. Hallo, mummy!
• I love the sweet stench of burnt rubber!

When brushing against a wall

• Quick! To your battle stations!
• Where is my mechanic? Hello, wo bist du?
• Achtung!

When destroying an object

• Smashing is good, ja, good.

When passing someone

• So long, sucka!
• Ta, ta! I'll send you a postcard from Duuseldorf!

When hitting someone

• Oh, pardon mein shrapnel!
• Fire in ze hole!
• You like Von Clutch's present for you, ja?

When destroying someone

• It's my park, und I can destroy you if I want to.
• This is what happens when you play with fire, and I am a horrid flame!
• Hoho, ja? Look at you now, dummkopf!
• Muzik, honstopkh, DUMMKOPF!
• I'm terribly sorry! Not!
• Quick! Right through my license plate.
• Mein skills are sharplic racer, ja?
• Serves you right for getting in my way.

When hit with a weapon

• I thought we were friends.

When destroyed

• All is lost!
• This is a long way to walk home.
• Hush, mein precious. Time to sleep.
• Abandon ship! Abandon ship.
• Uh, mein ability to demolish is disminished, ja?
• Somebody, put mein auto out of it's misery!

When picking up an item

• What shall I use this for, I ask?
• Another goody for mein goody bag!
• Cha-Ching!
• I know I will find a place for you somewhere...
• I will never let you go again.
• I wonder if this is for krazulupf krait of the plaiz, ja?

When clashing

• Hey, you got you panzer am my kubelwagen, or is that my kubelwagen in your panzer?
• Veery lucky you are to merge with Von Clutch, darling.
• Zogether, will rule ze world.
• Ja, ja, ja, now we'll really wreak some havoc!
• Everyone wants to join mit mein panzer, ja?
• Hey, this iz quite pleasure for, ja?

When unclashing

• Und Von Clutch owns you for ze win!
• Back of the line for you, ja?
• Ze trial iz just part of the game, ja?
• I know we are friends, but mein is an evil friend.
• This is not working out between us, ja?

When flying through the air

• Hmmm, I wonder if we can reach the English channel.
• [singing] I float through the air with the greatest of ease!
• Ah! This reminds me of the Hindenburg!
• Ze altitude, it's making me tingle! Whoo, tingle!

Victorious

• My sister shoots better than you, and I don't have a sister!

During mission briefings

• You like this ride ja? Perhaps I will give it to you for many park tokens. MANY!

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