Crash Tag Team Racing

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Crash Tag Team Racing is a racing/platform game of the Crash Bandicoot series. It was released by Radical Entertainment for PlayStation 2, GameCube, Xbox and PSP on October 15, 2005. The game's story centers on the exploits of the main protagonist, Crash Bandicoot, who must win the ownership of a dilapidated theme park by finding its missing Power Gems before his nemesis, Doctor Neo Cortex, can.

Doctor Neo Cortex[edit]

  • Ahh, yes, Crash, my dear boy. Haven't you some train tracks to play on?
  • Crash! What a surprise! I have a blaster gun with your name on it! Wait here.
  • Crash! You really must assist me, dear boy. I dropped my chewing gum in that wood chipper over there. Would you be so kind as to retrieve it for me?
  • Hello, Crash! It's always a torture... uh, I mean pleasure to see you.
  • Salutations, my dear Crash. Very soon I shall find you a new home in the afterlife.
  • Why, Crash Bandicoot! My old friend! Have you ever heard the Cortex proverb that revenge is a dish best served with fava beans? Hmm. Well, remind me to tell you sometime.
  • When I get my raygun, you're through!
  • Why me? I'm so pretty!
  • Burn, baby, burn! Like a disco inferno!
  • Who let the canines out?
  • Rolling, rolling, rolling!

Pasadena O'Possum[edit]

  • Hey, Crash! I don't wanna start pickin' out curtains or nothin', but I think you're a cutie!
  • Why Crash Bandicoot! Sneaking up on a girl can get you in trouble.
  • Two plus two equals... umm... cornbread?
  • Adios, muchacho!
  • You're old like AM radio!
  • It's okay, just slap some Miracle Whip on it!
  • Just spray some Cheez Whiz down there, it'll be alright.
  • I knew I should've gotten a job at Dollywood instead.
  • Excuse me while I touch the sky!
  • Come on now, is that really necessary?
  • I am Possum here me roar!
  • Smells like victory! YAHOOOO!
  • Howdy there Crash give me a kiss I want me some bandicuties!
  • I thought you were a good guy!

Crunch Bandicoot[edit]

  • Under attack! By a fool!
  • Ah, my spine! Sleep eight hours a day!
  • Avenge me! Eat a balanced breakfast!
  • Don't be a fool! Stay in milk!
  • Ouch! Chew with your mouth closed!
  • Quit that jibba-jabba!
  • I burninated that chump!
  • Ha ha, your car asplode!
  • Tall, beautiful, strong!
  • Go drink some milk, children. Get strong bones!
  • Not the car easy credit ripoff!
  • Noooo Foo'!
  • I will be revengified!
  • Would you lousy primates stop doin' that!
  • I just payed for this car!
  • Quit with your jibba-jabba and let's drive!
  • WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!
  • YEEEHAAAW!
  • Stick and Move stick and move!

Coco Bandicoot[edit]

When interacting with Crash

  • Crash! How much cash have you found? Today is my birthday!
  • This place is a little creepy, the Wumpa Whip does ease the shakes though.
  • I'm bone dry Crash, got any money for sis?
  • HIYA CRASHY-POO!
  • Hi Crash, do you think N. Gin is cute? I like the way he waddles.
  • Big brother! Why aren't you finding me more cash?
  • Big brother, I'm not doing so good, and stuff.
  • Crash, we have to stop meeting like this!
  • There you are, I've been trying to avoid you!
  • Hey, are you following me?
  • Crash, I've been looking all over for you! Can I have some money?
  • Well, there's a sight for sore eyes. Howdy!

When attacked by Crash

  • Circle the wagons! We're under attack!
  • Ouch! Okay, I'll get revenge when you're sleeping!
  • OUCH! I'M TELLING MOM! If we had one.
  • You had to hit me, just HAAADD to do it!
  • You're right Crash, I probably deserved it.
  • I know you are, but what am I?!
  • Sticks and stones, MMMEDIIIC!
  • What I do? What I do??
  • Wait until I tell Crunch! You are toast buddy!
  • Hey, I'm a girl!
  • You just know that'll leave a mark.
  • Hey! That's my spleen pal!

When starting a race

  • Finally, someone's letting me drive!
  • You're all in a world of trouble!
  • I'll tear through you like a math test!
  • Remember, beauty before age!
  • May all of you have fun fighting for second place!
  • May the best blonde win!
  • Now how can I beat the odds? I got it, I'll cheat!
  • Good luck everybody, just remember to stay out of my way!
  • Look at these jokers, this will be a cinch!
  • Time to see who the best mutant is.
  • Time to show you some REAL speed!

When starting from a standstill

  • SEE YAAAAAA!!
  • Judge me by my size, do you? OH!
  • OH YES! Do I look good?
  • Time to show you what a 164 IQ can do!
  • Smells like victoryyy!
  • I'll show you the meaning of girl power!
  • Back 'em up and stand back boys!
  • YEOW! I'm burning rubber!
  • I am bandicoot! Hear me roar!
  • Yes! Yes!! YEESSSSS!!!
  • Now that's what I'm talking about.
  • And that's just the half of it!

When passing someone

  • Maybe you should get a better car.
  • Bu-bye, bu-bye!
  • So long, suckers!
  • Tell some blonde jokes, you'll feel better.
  • TA TA! Keep up the good work!
  • I'll send you A POSTCARD!
  • All I have to say is, it's a good thing you're cute!
  • Hey, thanks for playin'!
  • My car's equipped with On-Star!
  • TRY AND KEEP UP SLOWPOKE!
  • Keep up with me if you can, coffin stuffers!
  • Pack up your snowshoes, and go back to Canada, eh?
  • Don't drive over any land mines or anything.
  • SNAILS R' US!

When being passed

  • Have fun! Don't trip on your way there!
  • Enjoy it, 'cause it won't last!
  • You'll really regret doing that!
  • Stay calm Coco, you can catch 'em.
  • Ok, I'm a little niff right now!
  • Get back on the short bus!
  • Sure, leave me back here, why don't ya?
  • Oh well, they won't get far!
  • I'm just building you up to tear you down!
  • Now what's the big idea here?
  • I'm just playing down to the level of my opponents!
  • Ummm, should've seen that coming!

When brushing against a vehicle

  • Hey, BACK OFF hillbilly!
  • You really shouldn't have done that, SCHMUCK!
  • It's my driving abilities that prevented disaster!
  • Some people just have a death wish!
  • If you're eatin', I'm servin'.
  • Coming throooouugh!
  • Watch where you're going, jerk bag!
  • Oh please, WHAT WAS THAT?!
  • It's like a new piercing!
  • YOU MANIAAAC!!
  • Whoa! Didn't like that, for sure.
  • WOO HOO, I mean, excellent!
  • WOOO! Insurance scale approved.
  • HEH! HEH! HEH!
  • AHH!
  • AHHHHHH!
  • EHH!
  • REHHHHH!
  • Whoa!
  • OUCH!
  • Ugh!
  • Blondes have the right-of-waaay!
  • You play WAAAY too rough!
  • Learn to drive, creepbag!
  • Out of the way, dog breath!
  • Slow drivers shouldn't drive!
  • Race winner, comin' through!
  • Sticks and stones!
  • Lousy boing!
  • Ugh, can't focus!
  • SEE YAAA!
  • OWWW!! That better not have left a mark!
  • Whew! That would've been unfortunate!
  • Look both ways before crossing!
  • That's gonna set a bad example!
  • DAAAK! My elbow!
  • OWW, I got something in my eye!
  • Ouchy, that smarts!
  • You really need to back off freak!
  • Why did you do that?!
  • I'll mess you up for that!
  • I don't like this game no more!
  • Hey, that's no way to treat a style goddess!
  • SERENITY, NOW!
  • Whooooa! Now that wasn't fun!
  • I really should pay more attention.
  • THERE'S PEDESTRIAN LAWS YOU KNOW!!!
  • Look, stay out of my way and nobody gets hurt!
  • PPPPLEEEEASE!
  • OW!
  • AAHHHH!
  • GAH!
  • Darn, that would've been a good accident!
  • This race is far more dangerous than advertised!
  • I ain't stopping for NOBODY!
  • You..navel lint, and stuff!

When slamming a wall virtually head on

  • Look at this mess!
  • Ohhh man, that's wrong!
  • Now that was a bad decision!
  • OW!
  • I hope my deductable covers that.
  • I'm driving like a dork!
  • Ok, what's the story here?
  • Hey, I just got this tub waxed!
  • Oh, wake up girl!
  • Nothing a little nail polish won't fix!
  • Who put that there? I'm serious!
  • What am I doing? I need help!

When shooting someone while clashed (must be shooter)

  • Look, just stay out of my way and I'll stop shooting.
  • Now that's why this girl likes big guns!
  • What's it like being beat up by a girl?
  • What's the matter, gonna cryyy?
  • I can do this all day, I swear!
  • ANNND SLAP!
  • Think of it as a love tap.
  • A girl's work is NEVER DONE!
  • You must really like getting whacked or something.
  • There, there. It'll all be over soon.
  • KISSES, MUAH!
  • Ooh, that's a good one!
  • Don't interfere with destiny!

When destroying someone

  • That wasn't nice...SORRYYY!!!
  • Brain beats brawn!
  • Well, what a bird!
  • Nice try! No really, that was good. Seriously!
  • Take it like a man!
  • Mess with mama, you're gonna get slapped!
  • And you are outta here!
  • Nothing personal buddy!
  • I can't help it if I'm good!
  • This is how we do it back on the island!
  • Good work proving Darwin right.

Destroying a target for speed boost points

  • Ohhh, I hope that gets recycled.
  • COCO DID IT! Umm, never mind.
  • HA HA HA! MORE, BREAK MORE! MORE! BREAK IT!
  • Oops!
  • I like prizes, they're fun.
  • OHHH, that looked expensive!
  • Sorry, sorry that was me!
  • That busted up nicely!
  • Get away, it's mine!
  • I'll fix it later.
  • I can smash as well as the next guy, girl, stuff.
  • Heh, no great loss.

When hit by a weapon

  • Sure, if that's the only way you can win.
  • MY HAIRS ARE SINGED!
  • Hey, stop it you, pillowcase!
  • Hey, what did I do to you?
  • That had wrong written all over it!
  • Ouch, you jerko!
  • Hey, what a brute!
  • Now that was less than productive.
  • Botox is a much easier way to do it!
  • Go ahead and hit a beautiful girl!
  • Wow! I guess that means you don't like me!
  • Two can play that game you wisenhimer!

When destroyed

  • Awww, Derryberries!
  • This is gonna be so painful!
  • Ugh, this is gonna hurt!
  • I think I'm gonna cry!
  • You think something like this will keep me down?
  • AVENGE MEEEEE!
  • This is so unfortunate.
  • Can I take traffic school officer?
  • IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
  • Whatever!
  • Well, there's a fine "how do you do?"!
  • Good thing I'm insured!

When picking up an item

  • ITSY! PRESENT!!
  • Oh, look what I found!
  • Now what do we have here?
  • Let's go shopping, and stuff.
  • Nice! Just my size.
  • Does this come in black?
  • Ohh GOODY!!!
  • Oooh, look what I got for yooouuu!
  • That's what I'm talking about!
  • As long as it's free!
  • Come to mama!
  • Just what I always wanted.

When clashing with someone

  • Ohh man, this is gonna be sweet!
  • Just like a new pair of shoes!
  • Hey, not so hard!
  • Time to dish out some pain!
  • Let's show 'em what we're made of!
  • Wow, did you luck out?
  • Let's try this on for size.
  • Hiya, do you like me? I like you!
  • One and a half heads are better than none.
  • Let's kick some fat butt!
  • Ain't NO stoppin' us now!
  • This is gonna be so cool!

When unclashing with someone

  • I hate saying goodbye, BUT GOODBYE!
  • And don't call me anymore!
  • Shoot, I was having fun with you!
  • Let's do this again sometime.
  • Sorry to see you go!
  • It was great while it lasted!
  • Breaking up is hard to do!
  • Ooh, kick the bucket!
  • You were a great partner!
  • It had to end sooner or later.
  • Next time, we'll do it MY way!

When flying in the air

  • Top of the world, ma!
  • I need an oxygen mask.
  • THIS IS WHY BANDICOOTS DON'T HAVE WINGS!
  • It's so pretty up here!
  • Hey, my ear's popped.
  • You're all beneath me, WOO HOO!
  • Told you I'm going places!
  • WOOOO, how sweet it is!
  • Does this count for frequent flyer miles?
  • Red leader, I'm starting my run!
  • Ha ha, I'm flyin'!
  • I was a bird in another life.

When running over a park drone

  • Lovely day, isn't it? Oops!
  • Just walk it off!
  • Just accept it, okay?!
  • Wow, what a bad example I'm making.
  • You gotta be cruel to be kind!
  • That's your fault, you know it!
  • Walk it off! Walk it off!
  • You dented my car!
  • YEEEAAH!
  • Booyah!
  • Sheesh, I hope nobody saw that!
  • AWWWW! I hope he washes off.

Victorious (must be first race for your chosen track)

  • WWW youstink.com!
  • I'm so happy I can plotz!
  • You can't all be great at everything.
  • I always win these things!
  • It's frustrating, I know!
  • Keep trying, you're getting much better.
  • Cocolicious!
  • Bow down, brown cow!
  • Yep, all this and looks too!
  • Told you I was good!

Loss (must be first race for your chosen track)

  • Shame on you for losing!
  • Don't make Coco angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!
  • Oh I'm just saving up a good one for ya!
  • You, should practice a little more.
  • A horrible waste of ordinance.
  • Come on, don't be serious!
  • I can dish it out, but I sure can't take it.
  • You asked me, something fishy in Denmark.
  • Your mama's so fat...um, I mean, congratulations!

Nina Cortex[edit]

When interacting with Crash

  • Is there something I can help you with?
  • Nice sneakers, but they look like Repro's though.
  • Crash, aren't you supposed to be defeating my uncle somewhere?
  • Have you come to deliver me from boredom?
  • Oh, it's you. Be gone vile creature!
  • So you're the villain I've been warned about, rad!
  • Can't you see I'm planning armageddon here?
  • Go away! I have a new jet to breeze.
  • Back off furball!
  • Crash Bandicoot! We meet at last, the circle is now complete.
  • Crash Bandicoot, stand still so I can assess your weakness!
  • My uncle said you should give me any coins you've collected.

When attacked by Crash

  • HEY! Not fair!
  • I'M TELLING!
  • OWWW!
  • COUGH!
  • AHHHG!
  • Ooh, ooh!
  • OW!
  • UHHN!
  • OH! *cough* ugh!

When starting a race

  • My victory shall be swift and dreadful!
  • Be afraid. Be very afraid.
  • It is here that I shall begin my reign of hurting!
  • Let the suffering commence!
  • My strategy is cold and merciless. Brrrrr!
  • Turn out the lights! The party's starting!
  • I'll be watching what everyone does.
  • I just had my braces tightened, so BRING IT ON!
  • You all might as well go home.
  • Cower mortal slime!
  • Resistence is futile dummies!
  • I'll let you all know how the rest goes when I beat you!

When starting from a standstill

  • Bow before my dark powers of torque!
  • Engage number one!
  • So much power, so few victims.
  • Judge me by my size, do you?
  • I cackle with glee, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
  • Up, up, and awayyyyy!
  • Ugh! Listen to that terrible screeching!
  • Told you I wasn't kidding!
  • I am cyborg! Here me roar!
  • Cower, mortals!
  • The fumes, more fumes!
  • Witness my unbridal donkey power!

When passing someone

  • MAN! That feels good!
  • Eat the humiliation like candy!
  • And you thought you had a chance!
  • I need a change of scenery, SEE YA!
  • Witness my velocity, SLOW ONE!
  • I'll come back and get you later.
  • Feel my swift briskness, fool!
  • I really must be going!
  • I have some freshly baked discomfort to deliver.
  • I LOVE making you look bad!
  • I'll send you a postcard from the finish line!
  • Here, I'll show you how it's done.

When being passed

  • It's ok, I need a breather.
  • NOT FAIR!! I'M SUPPOSED TO WIN!
  • That's ok, you're UGLY!
  • MAN! I used to be good at video games!
  • You invite this comfort upon yourself.
  • I'm keeping my eye on you fella!
  • The humility of it all!
  • All the better to HIT YOU FROM BEHIND!
  • Enjoy it while you can, mortal!
  • Note to self: drive faster.
  • Go ahead, I'll be there to pass you in a minute.
  • I'm saving my strength for your doom, fella!

When brushing against a vehicle

  • (All of Nina's sayings when Crash attacks her in Midway)
  • Ooh, I hope I caused that!
  • COWARDLY COWARD!
  • Its children, how they love to play.
  • Ha! I have lots of black touch of paint.
  • DON'T MAKE ME STOP THIS CAR!
  • Where's your guts, gutless one?
  • Hey! Is this part of the ride?
  • That was pretty lame!
  • Lousy minor inconvenience.
  • Crashing in such sweet sorrow.
  • I could've been glorious!
  • Oopsy!
  • YOU BROUGHT ME UP HURTING!
  • This is why I get frustrated!
  • Ooh, I love the smell of twisted steel!
  • I'll take a rain check of your demise!
  • Nina giveth, and Nina taketh away.
  • Ergh!
  • My rates are sure to go up after this one!
  • QUICK! Write down my license plate, NOT!
  • Today, you shall live!
  • You dare cross my path?!
  • Temptation is a horrible thing.
  • Ugh!
  • That's NOT productive!
  • Are you trying to tell me something?
  • You robbed me of my violence!
  • OWWWW!!! My toe!
  • WHOOOO! That smarts!
  • That was not close enough!
  • That was a minor disappointment!
  • Tempt fate will you?
  • No pain, no gain!
  • Come back here and let me flatten you!
  • Close, but no bubblegum cigar.
  • Hey, this isn't bumper cars fella!
  • We shall meet again!
  • AH!
  • Cough!
  • Keep it up, YOU!
  • Oh, it sickens me.
  • I like that too much!
  • I waste a good opportunity for pain.
  • It's all part of life's game!
  • Knowing I can is enough.
  • I need to hang with a new crowd.
  • I knew I should've put on my seatbelt, ugh!
  • The violence! I hope it lasts!
  • Ohh, what a shame!
  • Try as you might, I am invincible!
  • Another missed opportunity!
  • Woohoo! I know I'm alive!

When slamming a wall virtually head on

  • YEESS!! The damage looks uber cool!
  • Where's that gluestick?
  • That'll polish out!
  • Sigh, I can fix anything with duct tape!
  • Why?! Why do they do such things?!
  • Get some disinfectant!
  • Disconcerning, most disconcerning!
  • Get my plastic surgeon!
  • There, there my trusty steed.
  • The damage only makes me look COOLER!
  • Better the car than me!
  • This is the price of victory!
  • Heads will most certainly roll!

When shooting someone while clashed (must be shooter)

  • Another customer served!
  • Do you have a taste for gold steel?
  • And THAT'S just the beginning!
  • Where do I send the flowers?
  • Revenge is a dish best served with GUMMY WORMS!
  • That hurt you far more than it hurt me.
  • Taste of my GRACEY wrath!
  • Hmph, you like that?
  • Nina Cortex, fibs you greetings!
  • Don't EVER call me GOTH AGAIN!!
  • You invite this UPON yourself!
  • The violence is delicious!

When destroying someone

  • Witness the fate of my opponents.
  • Bad girls, bad girls, what you gonna do?
  • Cower before my mighty mightiness!
  • Sorry, it's my nature.
  • You make me do this to you.
  • Taste my fists, weakling!
  • All in a days work.
  • My wrath is cold and hard.
  • Be gone with you!
  • Who says it's not fun being antisocial?
  • I feel SOOO ALIVE!
  • Nature selected you for DOOM!

Destroying a target for speed boost points

  • Smashety, Smash!
  • My coppers grow loaded with goodness!
  • What else can I break around here?
  • Open says ME!
  • Rain gifts upon me.
  • FOOL! Give at me your rich innards!
  • MINE, MINE, MIIIINE!!!
  • I love to do that!
  • Breaking things makes me happy. (said twice with 2 different tones)
  • Jackpot!
  • It's a bad habit, but I love it!
  • I love free things!

When hit by a weapon

  • STOP IT, PIMPLE INNARD!
  • HEY! What did I do to you any how?
  • My concentration is not concentrating!
  • I'M INVINCIBLE!!! Ouches!
  • OOOOH, THE PAAAIIINN!
  • Oooh WELL DID YOU CROSS THE LINE?!
  • Only make it worse on yourself!
  • Aaah yes, they still have a will to crush.
  • You dare raise a hand to ME?!
  • I am cooled by the HEAT OF BATTLE!
  • Scars! More battle scars!
  • Apparently, he doesn't know who I am.
  • OH, THE HUMANITY!

When destroyed

  • You fought like a Cortex, and that's why you're dead.
  • RISE my dark stallion, PLEASE!
  • DON'T LEAVE ME THIS PAIN!
  • It was not in vain little car.
  • Sleep my pretty, sleep.
  • I shall rebuild you in the image of your former self!
  • STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!
  • Poor baby! It was for a higher cause.
  • A moment of silence please.
  • I shall remember this sacrifice with sorrow, really!
  • I'll never replace you, NEXT CAR PLEASE!
  • We can rebuild you! Stronger, better, more evil!
  • ARGH! I shall AVENGE YOUUUU!

When picking up an item

  • NICE!
  • Come to me, my pretty!
  • Pennies from Purgatory.
  • There's gotta be a catch.
  • Let this stuff lie around.
  • STEAMED!
  • It's a collectable item! Where to?
  • This will help my dark causes.
  • With you bad things will occur!
  • My arsenal thunder grows!
  • Another tool for treasure!
  • I LOVE souvenirs!

When clashing with someone

  • Super size me!
  • How fortunate you are to clash with the likes of me!
  • Ain't technology great?
  • Run insects of fate!
  • So many weapons, so little time!
  • We join into a pinata of destruction!
  • Trust me, this will improve your odds!
  • Together, we shall unleash super-sized amounts of pain!
  • You're gonna love this!
  • Let's get the windows tinted!
  • Does this thing have a stereo?
  • This would be so fun at the moment!

When unclashing with someone

  • I'm done with this!
  • Parting in such sweet sorrow!
  • Was it good for you too?
  • Ummm, we're done!
  • Thank you for such a wonderful time!
  • Be happy, I don't do this with just anyone!
  • It is too hot in the kitchen!
  • Don't call me, I'll call you.
  • You're boring like a junior prom!
  • Be gone with you!
  • We should do that more often.
  • It just wasn't working out, ok?
  • I got what I wanted!
  • You are unworthy of my efforts!

When flying in the air

  • DEATH FROM ABOVE!
  • Check out this awesome hang time!
  • I've a great word of doom!
  • I've insects hide.
  • HA! I learned that trick this morning.
  • I am an airborn virus, WEEEEEE!
  • Uhh, I hope this is a non-stop flight.
  • I feel like a demogogue!
  • Warp vector ten!
  • This is how evil should travel.
  • OWW! My sinuses!
  • I wish I could stay up here always.

When running over a park drone

  • Would you like 1 lump or 2?
  • You dare to cross my path, mortal?
  • Where do I send the fruitbasket?
  • Let that be a lesson to you all.
  • Your purpose is fulfilled.
  • Not a hint of guilt either!
  • Ugh, great! Now my tires need cleaned.
  • Immoral? Possibly. Satisfying? Absolutely.
  • Don't blame me, blame nature!
  • Did it feel good for you too?
  • Tell it to the bionic hand!
  • Hey puppen, good work proving Darwin right.

Victorious (must be first race for your chosen track)

  • You should just give up.
  • Your puny weapons, I lock them, HA!
  • Your lameness is very lame!
  • So, this is what victory smells like...cough! cough! cough! cough! cough!
  • And that's how it's done.
  • Tofu eater, I laugh at your patheticness!
  • HA! Foolish fool, did you think it would be that easy?
  • You all made excellent prey!
  • You gotta get up pretty early in the morning!

Loss (must be first race for your chosen track)

  • Man, I suck piglet eggs!
  • DO OVER! DO OVER!
  • It's all, your, fault!
  • I've been bettered by the drags of creation.
  • I...meant to do that.
  • WAIT! DO OVER!

N. Gin[edit]

When interacting with Crash
  • Ahh, Crash. Have you come to submit to a greater intellect and power?! No? Oh, okay. See ya.
  • Ahh, Crash! Have you gifts for N. Gin? No gifts?! You giftless one! Be gone!
  • Ahh, yes. Crash Bandicoot. I have a fine, marsupial-like recipe to braise and bake and boil and braise again your hide! Sweet goodness!
  • Crash Bandicoot! Wait here! I have just the horrendous demise for you!
  • Crash! Doctor Cortex said I have bad complexion. What do you think?
  • Crash, have you seen my sense of morality? Oh well.
  • Crash, I have no Wumpa treats for you. Vamoose! Scram! Beat it!
  • Crash! We must really stop meeting like this. I told you. Only after 10 P.M. Don't call me here.
  • Crash! You must point me in the direction of the nearest labratory! My rocket is draining!
  • Hey, Crash! You didn't see me with that peacock feather, did you?
  • I'm allergic to bandicoots! Please do not stand within ten paces of me! I break into a rash!
  • Oh, Crash. What a surprise. I was just festering about you.
When attacked by Crash
  • Ahh! That hurt, thank you!
  • Come on, what have I recently done to you?
  • I will drop a bomb right in your face for this!
  • My eyeball! I love that eyeball!
  • Ow! My inner ear... it's so tiny!
  • Oww, my spleen is coming out! That's what it is.
  • Ow! Right in the missile!
  • Stop bullying me man!
  • The pain... in my body... organs... and body again!
  • Why are you so deliciously cruel?
  • Why me?!
  • You're trying to kill me, aren't you? How can I thank you?
When starting a race
  • Come, doomed fools! Let's race!
  • Fear my doom buggy!
  • First I'll beat you all! Then I'll eat a succulent, buttery muffin!
  • I can't wait to shower weapons on you all!
  • I have many atomic torpedoes for you idiots!
  • My atomic acceleration... will defeat you all!
  • Okay dumbfaces, who's got the marbles to race?
  • Okay, who thinks they've got the marbles?
  • Who's first for N. Gin?
  • You should all wet yourselves now! Go on, get it over with.
When starting from a standstill
  • Engage, hyper acceleration!
  • Fear my plutonium engine!
  • I am burning rubber and radioactives!
  • I live for reckless behavior!
  • Stay out of my way, and nobody gets hurt.
  • Lovely, dangerous acceleration!
  • More power! More!!
  • Must... GO FASTER!!
  • Perhaps... SPEED is the answer!
  • Screaming fireballs of speed!
  • Yes! The speed thrills me!
When passing someone
  • You are just too slow, silly monkey!
  • First, I'll beat you. Then I'll bomb you!
  • I pass you like gas!
  • Now you have seen what a real cyborg can do!
  • Perhaps you need a speed boost! (laughs)
  • Take up a slower sport, like full-contact... duck-hunting or... something... with a duck.
  • Try another sport, like knitting!
  • Your mother is the speed limit now!
When being passed
  • HEY! You get back here!
  • Oh, you make me so mad now!
  • I will get you, and do... something... horrible to you!
  • I will ruin you, like I ruined my prom dress, I mean tux!
  • I will visit doom on you and your family!
When brushing against a vehicle
  • That little touch is nothing!
  • Don't fear the reaper, I need more cowbell, I DON'T HAVE A COWBELL!
  • I can take the pain!
  • I should back up and get that guy.
  • I will pop you like a large balloon for that.
  • Now stay out of my way, doomed monkey!
  • Ouch! I broke my bum!
  • Ow, my jagged eyes!
  • That hurt my colon so much!
  • They should take your license, because you're stupid!
  • Great rockets of pain in my face!
  • Try that again, so I can feed you to my monkey!
  • What a love tap.
  • You will perish... very soon!
  • You rat-monkey-pig-dog!
  • You're just trying to scare me! But you won't!
  • You're trying to kill me man! I like that!
  • Go away, or I'll go upside your head!
  • What are you doing, man?
  • BACK! Or I'll shower you a sharp thing!
  • Just back off, man!
  • What's the matter little baby? You need your bottle little baby?!
When slamming a wall virtually head on
  • Hey, I dropped my muffin!
  • Hey! Uhh, a little help?
  • Keep your mind on the race, N. Gin!
  • My driving shames me.
  • My precious car!
  • Oh, donkey butter!
  • Oh, I am a fool!
  • Oh, that impact was regrettable!
  • Oh, the insurance company's never gonna go for that one!
  • Oh, what're you thinking, man!
  • Ow! That hurt!
When shooting someone while clashed (must be shooter)
  • Oh-ho! That beautiful weapon, does so good!
  • You have no one to blame, but your stupid face!
  • Take that, father! What? Did I say father?
  • Cry for me little baby, CRY!
  • More atomic snowballs of vengeance, MORE!
When destroying someone
  • I'm actually happy.
  • Does it hurt? Tell N. Gin of the pain.
  • Oh, such a tragedy! (laughs)
  • Yes! Meet your doom, fool!
  • Enjoy your screaming doom!
  • You make N. Gin laugh. (laughs)
  • Reset your car so I can do that again.
  • Come back, so I can destroy you again!
  • Aw, poor little baby.
  • More! N. Gin want more!
Destroying a target for speed boost points
  • Coco did it.
  • Break, my pretties, break!
  • I love the destruction!
  • Ha ha! And my mother said I would never accomplish anything!
  • That's much better!
When hit by a weapon
  • Ow! I got a lot of glass in my eye!
  • Oh, now that really hurts!
  • Stop it! I got something in my eye!
  • The ceaseless pain!
  • Save me mommy!
  • Painful like Donkey Kig!
  • Back off man, don't make me hurt you!
When destroyed
  • The delicious burning!
  • No! The sweet pain!
  • Oh-ho, the sweet searing agony!
  • I blame myself for this.
  • I must keep going.
  • Give my remains to science!
  • I regret nothing.
  • Why do I do this to myself?
  • Hey, I won't cry. You can't make me!
  • It's high school all over again. Ouch!
  • I'm too pretty!
  • Sing the doom song!
  • Sweet Mexican walnuts, that hurts!
When picking up an item
  • Ooh, what do we have here?
  • I-I'm so happy.
  • Too bad, rat pigs. This is all for me.
  • Mine, all mine! You can't have it!
  • Noooo...you can't have it!
  • Aww, I wanted a muffin!
  • Stuff, dreams are made of.
  • What do I do with this?
When clashing with someone
  • Cybernetic merge power... activate!!
  • Finally! I made a friend!
  • Fire the Gunneratotron!
  • Form up... a killing machine!
  • I will use your lovely... mechanical parts.
  • Now I am twice the lovely!
  • That's just so cool!
  • Victory is assured now.
  • Yes! Yes!!! Use the gun often!
When unclashing with someone
  • I can't be seen with a freak like you!
  • I think you should go.
  • I'm tired of you!
  • Seriously, you're just not evil enough.
  • So long... loser!
  • Time to watch me win, rat boy!
  • Yeah, you need to go.
  • You and me... just aren't working out. It's me, it's not you.
  • You just can't cut the cheese, pal!
When flying in the air
  • Fear my vertical power!
  • Ha, I...think I wet myself!
  • Oh! I soiled myself.
  • Oh, the glory of the skies!
  • Quick! Shoot at civilians!
  • This is going to hurt!
  • This... okay, this is scaring me.
  • Up in the sky, it's a complete maniac!
  • Watch the skies!
  • What am I doing up here?!
When running over a Park Drone
  • Ah ha! I rattled him good!
  • He was asking for it!
  • Hey! Don't scratch my car!
  • I will reanimate you later.
  • Stay down, little man. Stay down!
  • Take that, you freak!
  • (giggles) That was funny.
  • The smack is like music! Sweet music!
  • You bring me joy with your doom!
Victorious
  • Well, when life gives you lemons...like forward torpedoes!
  • Perhaps you need a head-rocket of your own, monkey-face!
  • You are all fools to challenge me. FOOLS!
  • Villagers with torches couldn't get me, what chance do you have?!
  • More! Shoot more lovely weapons at me!
Loss
  • I win! I win! Oh, wait, I lost. Never mind!
During mission briefings
  • OHHHH! Now I am just, SO MAD CRASH! I feel like my brain is coming out of my eyes, and dripping down my cheeks! OHHHHH MAN! Get me that plutonium, if you know what's good for you!
  • You're just trying to make me angry aren't you? WELL YOU SUCCEEDED! Get me that costume! I know your weakness Crash... bullets!
  • I'm crying because... I'm not pretty!
  • Crash! What's wrong with you man? I need plutonium to succeed. Beautiful... shiny... plutonium! It will be mine, I swear, or I will fill your head with doom!
  • Ooh! You did it! You actually got me a pair of precious... fuzzy... slippers! They're beautiful...
  • STILL...NO...SLIPPERS?!? You can't imagine how much I need them! This weapon, will absolutely, ROCK THY WORLD!

Von Clutch[edit]

When starting a race
  • Ja, ja, ja, may the best cyborg win, and we all know who that is.
  • I hope my dear mommy is watching on ze crystal ball. Hello, mommy!
  • This, is gonna make all of you, look bad!
  • Ze pitbull is raging through mein carburetor! I'm feeling powerful! Or a little crazy?
  • Once I have control, I will do away with you all!
When brushing against a wall
  • A-ha, quick, to your auto stations!
  • Where is my mechanic? Hello, wo bist du?
  • Achtung!
  • Ah! You bashed my brautwurst!
  • I think zis will come out a little POLISH, JA?!
When destroying an object
  • Smashing is good, ja, good.
When passing someone
  • So long, sucka!
  • Ta, ta! I'll send you a postcard from Duuseldorf!
  • Beep beep! German Cyborg coming through, ja?
  • Okay, playtime is over, guten nacht.
  • You love to see my behind, don't you darling?
  • Ha ha ha ha! My backside says, hello!
  • Ooh, I hope the cameraman pictures that move!
When brushing against someone
  • Achtung dummkopf!
  • Ja ja ja I almost hit you, so what?
  • Who gave this dummkopf a license? The department of motor-dummkopfs?
  • Hey ze autobahn is for racing not bonking! Sheesh.
  • I will deliver much pain and suffering upon you, once I eat this strudel.
  • Ouuuuch! You crushed my pinky toe! Ooh, pink-y.
  • Police! Police!
  • Ha ha ha. That'll keep you on your toes, ja?
  • Please, stop! You hurt my feelings when you did that.
  • Is zis the hardest you've hit? Pathetic!
When hitting someone
  • Oh, pardon mein shrapnel!
  • Fire in ze hole!
  • You like Von Clutch's present for you, ja?
  • Heh heh heh. I dispose a bomb and it goes BOOM!
When destroying someone
  • It's my party, und I'll destroy you if I want to!
  • This is what happens when you play with fire, for I'm a holy flame!
  • Hoho, ja? Look at you now, dummkopf!
  • Muzik, honstopkh, DUMMKOPF!
  • I'm terribly sorry! Not!
  • Quick! Write down my license plate.
  • Mein skills are sharplic racer, ja?
  • Serves you right for getting in my way.
  • Fun fun fun on ze autobahn!
When hit with a weapon
  • Hey, I thought we were friends!
  • Hey you, dummkopf that's at the turret, pay attention!
  • Quick! Put on your gas mask!
  • Ouch! You bruised my strudel!
  • Hey! Do you know how much these vehicles cost dummkopf?!
When destroyed
  • All is lost!
  • This is a long way to walk home.
  • Gosh, my precious time to sleep!
  • ABANDON SHIP! Abandon ship.
  • Ohhh, my ability to mame you is deminished, ja?
  • Somebody, put mein auto out of its misery!
When picking up an item
  • What shall I use this for, I ask?
  • Another goody for mein goody bag!
  • Cha-Ching!
  • I know I will find a place for you somewhere...
  • I will never let you go again.
  • I wonder if this is what Hansel and Gretel felt like, ja?
  • I have a special spot for zis! Right here!
  • Ooh, another prize for Von Clutch! I'm such a good boy.
  • Prizes for the prizemeister!
When clashing
  • Hey, you got your panzer in my kubelwagen, or is it my kubelwagen in your panzer? Hmmm.
  • Veeery lucky one to merge with Von Clutch, darling.
  • Together, we will rule ze world!
  • Ja, ja, ja, now we'll really wreak some havoc!
  • Everyone wants to join with my panzer, ja?
  • Hey, this is quite pleasureful, ja?
When unclashing
  • And Von Clutch pwns you for ze win!
  • Back of the line for you, ja?
  • Violence is just part of the game, ja?
  • I know we are friends, but mein is an evil friend.
  • This is not working out between us, ja?
When flying through the air
  • Hmmm, I wonder if I can reach the English channel.
  • [singing] I float through the air with the greatest of ease!
  • JA! This reminds me of the Hindenburg!
  • Ze altitude, it's making me tingle! Whoo, tingle!
  • [singing] Like a bloated zeppelin, I float through ze air ta ta ta ta ta tee ta ta!
  • Ho ho ja! Zis reminds me of my Messerschmitt!
  • Oh, I'm a little bit air sick!
  • Ha ha ha! Ze view is breathtaking no? Can you breathe?
  • Sheesh. I hope Von Clutch remembers how to land.
  • Stewardess! Another bag of peanuts please!
  • Look out below!
Victorious
  • My sister shoots better than you, and I don't have a sister!
  • Hmm. It smells bad, 'cause your shooting stinks!
During mission briefings
  • You like this ride ja? Perhaps I will give it to you for many park tokens. MANY!

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