Doc Hollywood
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Doc Hollywood is a 1991 American romantic comedy film based on the book, What? Dead again?, by Dr. Neil Shulman. The film starred Michael J. Fox, Julie Warner, Woody Harrelson and Bridget Fonda.
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- Vialula: I suspect your version of romance is whatever will separate me from my panties.
- Benjamin: No, I am just talking about dinner. Wear make-up, put on a dress. Panties are optional.
- Nancy Lee: Is that a star?
- Hank: No, that's Ted Danson.
[after skinny-dipping in the lake]
- Vialula: You can blink now.
- Benjamin: I don't need a car. I'm moving to Los Angeles. Why would I need a car?
- Benjamin: Beverly Hills. The most beautiful woman in the world. Plastic surgery. What do those three things have in common? Me, in less than a week.
- Benjamin: You want to trade, the pig for the part?
- Melvin: If you can part with the pig.
- Benjamin: Good.
- Benjamin: The music's stopped.
- Vialulu: What music?
- Tommy: At the risk of sounding schmaltzy, I just want to tell you that you're a schmuck. And I hope I never see you again.
- Nancy Lee: I read somewhere that doctors have the highest suicide rate in any profession except for dentistry.
[in reference to L.A.]
- Hank: I heard the women out there have their chests enlarged, their thighs vacuumed, and barf on purpose.
- Lillian: [hits Hank in the back of the head] Not while people are eating.
- Woman with Glasses: There's a blurred spot in my vision... there... no, there, no, no...
[Dr. Stone takes her glasses and cleans them]
- Woman with Glasses: I'm cured.
- Hank: I hate a tight hat!