Don Imus

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John Donald Imus, Jr. (born July 23, 1940) is an American radio talk show host. Imus is best known for his sarcasm and the harsh language he directs towards his guests.

Sourced[edit]

"I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be. Yes, Howard Stern is a slut. He's a bastard, too. Worse--a Jew bastard! That's the worst kind. Put him in the oven."

Quotes from specific programs[edit]

  • "I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game."
    • Don Imus on Imus in the Morning, 2007-03-29
  • "...and on MSNBC all over the world. Now, uhh, because it's availible all over the world, doesn't mean, by the way, that anybody's watchin' it. Am I right Charles?"
    • Don Imus on Imus in the Morning, 2006-06-15
  • "Well, June is, uh, National Dairy Month, and I'll be milking Deirdre later... Ain't that right baby."
    • Don Imus on Imus in the Morning, 2006-06-15, in the nine o'clock hour advertisements.
  • This is the Imus in the Morning program, We're not happy 'till you're not happy.
    • Don Imus on Imus in the Morning, 2006-06-15
  • Charles: "This is the Imus in the Morning radio program."

Imus: "I'm hearin' you baby."
Charles: "Yeah!"
Imus: "Where we at?"
Charles: "On WFAN New York."
Imus: "Hear that."
Charles: "You know what I'm sayin'?"
Imus: "Yeah."
Charles: "Seven o'clock Eastern Time, and time--"
Imus: "Why are we talking like fourteen year old black children?"
Charles: "Because we're racist?"
Imus: "Yes. Yeah."
Charles: "Because we're stupid?"
Imus: "Beyond stupid. Senile and stupid. And lame."
Charles: "Oh, please. Good lord."

    • Don Imus on Imus in the Morning, 2006-06-13