Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy

Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999-2009) was an original animated television created by Danny Antonucci and became one of the longest running and most successful franchises on Cartoon Network. The series features three boys, Ed, Edd and Eddy, known as 'the Eds', who create crazy money-making schemes in order to by Jawbreakers, their favourite candy.

Season 1

Nagged To Ed

[The Eds are in the forest, only to hear mysterious, yet haunting voices]

Kankers [Off-screen]: Ed, Edd and Eddy, sitting in a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Over Your Ed

[Eddy takes Ed and Edd to his bedroom closet]

Eddy: Welcome to my closet of dreams!

Pop Goes the Ed

[The Eds are crawling on sand as if they're stranded in a desert]

Eddy: W-W-W-W-Water! [sand comes out of his mouth]

Edd: H2O, please.

Ed: Gravy.

Eddy: I'm frying. [All three Eds collapse] The fat lady just sang, boys.

Ed: My life is flashing before my eyes.

Eddy: What life?

Quick Shot Ed

[Jonny is in the park reading a book to Plank]

Jonny: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a ... [startled] oh my!

Eddy: Smile!

Dawn Of The Eds

Eddy: We'll be slurping jawbreakers for weeks.

Edd: Ahh... Actually, Eddy, with current exchange rates, maybe an afternoon's worth.

Eddy: Ah, you don't know what you're talking about.

Ed:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! [Zooms into 'Adults Only' on the poster twice] It's not fair. If only I were older.

Edd: Don't worry Ed. We'll see it on TV in a year.

Ed: Yeah, with all the good stuff cut out.

Vert-Ed-Go

Eddy: Ed, why is your helmet tied to your butt?

Ed: For protection.

[Eddy attempts to get the helmet off Ed's butt]

Eddy: It's meant for your head.

Ed: It's my butt!

Eddy: It's not safe!

Ed: Eddy, stop!

Eddy:It's not meant--

Ed and Eddy: Ahh! [both fall down]

Keeping Up With The Eds

Ed: THE GOAT ATE SARAH! THE GOAT ATE MY SISTER!

Eddy: Ed looking for the goat?

Edd: I think he found it.

A Glass Of Warm Ed

Edd: Oh, dear. An intruder, eating all the food out of my refrigerator - in bare feet - so unsanitary!

Flea Bitten Ed

Edd: Eddy, Ed is showing strange symptoms. I'm concerned.

Eddy: I've been concerned about Ed since the first day I met him.

Button Yer Ed

[Ed has just walked through Edd's screen door]

Edd: Ed, the screen door!

Ed: Let's watch it.

Avast Ye Eds

Ed: Captain Eddy says to take their dough.

(Jimmy and Jonny start to pay)

Jonny: Nice hat, Ed!

(Ed throws paper and confettis all over)

Ed: Captain Eddy says only two suckers at a time.

Season 2

Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Ed

Ed: Hello, my name is Ed.

Ed: Okay I give up! It's not fun being the last human! So can I be a bumblebee?

Rolf: Are they from this planet?

Kevin: No. They're from the Land of the Dorks.

Ready, Set...Ed!

[The Eds' rocket car has taken a hairy ride down an obstacle course, leaving the Ed's in pain]

Ed: I think I swallowed a turtle.

Eddy: What country are we in?

Edd: We're home, Eddy. And we've broken everything but a record.

Ed: Can I wear a dress again? Haha!

One plus One Equals Ed

Edd: Don't look now, but there's a cow floating overhead. I feel uncomfortable.

Know It All Ed

[The Eds are playing in a junkyard]

Eddy: I'm the King of the castle, and you're a dirty--

Ed and Edd: Dog pile!

Dear Ed

Rolf: I was born to be wild, but the cage was too small.

In Like Ed

Ed: Um, Double D? [holds up coat hanger] What's this do?

Edd: That's just a coat hanger, Ed.

Ed: Oh. Mum's the word.

Urban Ed

Eddy [pretending to drive a car]: What is this, a funeral?! Let's go, Grandma!

Stop, Look, and Ed

[Ed is smacking his face against some mud]

Ed: I'm a woodpecker. [continues to smack his face into the mud] Except with dirt.

Eddy: (out of the grass) Let's find some more signs! (runs off)

Rent-a-Ed

[Jonny's house is destroyed after Ed broke a support beam]

Kevin: You guys are in so much trouble!

Eddy: Tell me about it, I lost my money.

Shoo Ed

[The Eds are in a shed, attempting to make Jonny the most annoying person in the cul-de-sac. Ed laughs as he pulls down a bed reminiscent of Frankenstein. Edd and Eddy look at Jonny, who's wearing a suit]

Edd: A suit, annoying? I spent two hours counter-balancing chains, and all you can come up with is a suit?

Eddy: It was the most annoying thing I could find.

Edd: My father wears a suit!

Eddy: Exactly.

Mirror Mirror On the Ed

[Ed is seen standing on thin air]

Edd and Eddy: Come back, Ed!

Ed: I can jump it, guys!

Edd and Eddy: No, Ed!! [They pull him back before he could even jump]

Edd: Now what?

Eddy: I'm thinking, I'm thinking...

Ed: Can I think?

Edd and Eddy: NO!

High Heeled Ed

Ed: My sister likes to watch me eat custard from my belly button.

(The other Eds stare at him in shocked silence.)

Fa-La-La-La-Ed

[Ed exposes the scam to the kids]

Edd [tearful]: Oh, I'm so ashamed...

[Edd breaks down, whilst Ed comforts him]

Ed: There, there, Double D. Santa forgives.

Cry Ed

Ed: Look up my nose and see your future.

Season 3

Wish You Were Ed

[Ed falls into a hole Rolf has dug]

Rolf: [to Eddy] Your village idiot has fallen in Rolf's hole. A celebration, I say!

Eddy: Eh, sure, why not?

Momma's Little Ed

Eddy: See? This is Mommies note, and my exact copy. Pretty good, huh? He'll never tell the difference!

Ed: That is so lame, Eddy.

Eddy: And you're like a human photocopier, right, Mr. Perfecto?

Ed: Dare to compare! [Shows Eddy an identical sticky note to the one written by Edd's parents.]

Eddy: Will you ever cease to amaze me, Ed?

Ed: Yes I will.

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Ed: We can be like brothers and share the same bathroom!

Once Upon An Ed

Eddy: I have a bad feeling about this.

Ed: I don't have any feeling at all.

For Your Ed Only

[The Eds try to escape Sarah using bubble gum, but Edd can't keep up with the chewing]

Ed: Have mercy, child from the netherworld!

3 Squares And An Ed

Eddy: What happened to the stairs??

Ed: My parents took them down because I am grounded!!

Dueling Eds

Eddy:What could be more important than "Master Eddy"?

Ed: COOKIE DOUGH!

Edd: They say, in order to gain knowledge, one must seek it.

Dim Lit Ed

Kevin: Is this thing supposed to be dead?

Eddy: The iguana ain't dead, windbag. It's just, uhh... [nudges Edd]

Edd: ...Sleeping like a baby, Kevin. That'll be 25 cents!

Jonny [lays down a quarter]: SOLD!

Edd [stares at the quarter]: I'm surrounded by idiots.

Eddy: Who's complaining?

Ed, Ed and Away

[Eddy is fighting Sarah and Jimmy over the balloon]

Eddy: Gimme that balloon, Sarah!

Sarah: [Mocking Eddy] "Gimme, Gimme" never gets!

From Here to Ed

[Ed shows Edd and Eddy some disgusting objects, as a weapon to use on Kevin]

Edd: Ed, are you aware that you have a turtle on your head?

Ed: Yep.

Edd: Where did you exhume this from, Ed?

Ed: Brick-a-brack from under my bed, Double D.

Ed or Tails

[Eddy is attempting to sell his clown scam to Jimmy]

Eddy: Are you un- unconshi... (shows the word to Edd)

Edd: Unconcious, Eddy.

Eddy: Dead from the neck up?

Boys Will Be Eds

Kevin [in thought]: She's so radical!

Eddy [in thought]: She can't keep her eyes off me!

Edd [in thought]: Her hair is so clean... And not fly-away at all!

Ed [thinking and echoing]: Hello Echo! MY NAME IS ED

Eddy Nazz will love the new bike.

Cillian Or new potty?!

Rock-A-Bye Ed

Ed: I was in my happy place lost in the void of my mind!

The Luck of the Ed

Ed: I was walking on the sidewalk until I saw a bug. Hello bug. I walked up to this tree and hit my head on this branch. Ow! Sorry, it was this one. Ow! And I gazed at the stars [Ed gazes at the stars]

Edd: Ed, don't do that.

Ed: And then I fell into the sewer.

Eddy: A SEWER!?! [sticks his head into the sewer] My precious magazines fell in the sewer?

Brother, Can You Spare an Ed

Ed: Sarah has trusted me with the money, so fudge I must buy it with!

Don't Rain on My Ed

Jonny: Plank wants to know if he can live on Mars!

An Ed Is Born

Ed: Boy, Eddy, you deserve a shake for that.

Edd: I must say; if I were your brother, I'd be very impressed.

Season 4

One of Those Eds

[Everyone is fighting over the quarter, but Edd gets everyone's attention by sounding an airhorn]

Sarah: What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!?

Edd: Crude, yet effective.

They Call Him Mr. Ed

Eddy: I almost up-chucked.

For the Ed, By the Ed

Eddy: Plank is king? If anyone's king around here, it's me!

The Good Ole Ed

[Ed has found a spatula]

Ed: Oh look, A flipper!

Eddy: It's a spatula, stupid.

Your Ed Here

Edd: If it makes you feel better I'll tell you my middle name.

Eddy: Okay.

Edd: Well, Eddy. My middle name, is Marion. [Eddy stares blankly at him for a while]

Eddy: [laughter] Marion! That's a girl's name!

A Case of Ed

Ed [Eating one of Edd's shoes]: Mm. How long have you been a size two?

Edd: Size two? But I've always worn a size five shoe, doctor.

Eddy: Sounds like another sympton to me.

Run for Your Ed

May: What number do you dial for 911?

[Lee throws May against the wall and smashes the telephone.]

Stiff Upper Ed

[Eddy attempts to show his boat to Sarah and Jimmy, but Ed accidentally breaks part of the boat, causing it to "sink"]

Eddy: What?!? We're sinking?!

Edd: Lifeboats! I FORGOT TO MAKE LIFEBOATS!!

Ed: It wasn't me!

Stuck in Ed

[Eddy finds out they're too late to get free Jawbreakers,and attacks Ed]

Eddy: This is your fault! Admit it! [quieter] If you do, I promise not to leave bruises.

Take This Ed and Shove It

Old Jonny: Hey Eddy! Nice day isn't it? Whatcha staring at? Did Nazz forget her pants again?

Season 5

Mission Ed-Possible

Eddy [tangled in the antenna above the trailer]: Just like our report cards, you've failed!

Every Which Way But Ed

Ed: (while spinning) We were standing next to a... hole in the wall... right after a big... boom, remember?

Cool Hand Ed

[Edd has refused to partake in Eddy's plan of breaking out of school]

Eddy: Oh yes you do, or Ed here will write your locker combination on the girls' bathroom wall.

Edd: You wouldn't dare!!

[Ed then sharpens a pencil using his mouth]

Too Smart For His Own Ed

Edd: [looking in horror as Eddy tears up a book]

What are you doing to that poor defenseless dictionary?

Eddy: Ed's cramming for the spelling bee!

[Eddy continues to stuff pages into Ed's ears]

Eddy: Feeling smarter, Ed?

Ed: [cheerfully spewing out loose sheets as he speaks] What?

Pick an Ed

Edd: Have you ever had one of those days, Ed?

Ed: Every day of my life, Double D.

This Won't Hurt An Ed

[Ed has brought Eddy over to the medical room for an injection]

Eddy: Hey! Let me go!! Untie me!

Ed: I found him the science cupboard pretending to be a stuffed beaver, Double-D!

Edd: The nurse thanks you, Eddy.

Eddy: Oh Yeah?! What for?

Edd: For helping Kevin conquer his fear of needles by allowing him to witness the safe and easy administration of a real booster shot.

[Eddy sees the nurse getting the needle ready, and soon has the fear of them himself]

Eddy: Oh no you don't! Not me!

[Eddy tries to run away, only to be caught by Ed]

Ed: Worry not, little man. Because you get to have a lollypop after.

Eddy: Mommy.

[Ed drags Eddy into the medical room]

Kevin: Sweet.

Eddy [whilst hesitantly getting his arm out for the nurse]: But... No! Don't do it! I'm too young!

Ed: Needle!

[Ed runs out of the medical room, but comes back to pick up his lollypop]

Eddy: I hate Needles!

[Kevin is heard laughing whilst Ed walks off with his lollypop in his mouth]

Tight End Ed

[attempting to cheer everyone up at the loss of the game]

Edd : It's not how you win or lose, it's how you play the game!

'Tween a Rock and an Ed Place

Edd: It's all fun and games 'til Ed loses conciousness, Eddy.

All Eds Are Off

Eddy is trying to goad Edd into losing his bet of not using multi-syllable words

Eddy: Let's see here... Con-she-enn-shus?.... what kinda bunk word is that...?

Edd looks uncomfortable, trying not to correct Eddy.

Eddy: Ohhhh... here's another one... temper-a-mental.....

Edd fidgets

Eddy: I dunno about you, but that's just plain stupid!

Edd: STOP!!!!!! (Snatches the dictionary away, holds it protectively.)

Edd: I will not tolerate your singlehanded annihilation of the English language for your own monetary gain, Eddy!

(Edd pauses in horror, drops the dictionary, and covers his mouth, realizing he just lost his bet. Eddy just grins, as if it were too easy.)

Smile For the Ed

Ed: Don't touch that dial, kids!

Edd: Good Afternoon, Peach Creek Jr. High. This is your principal speaking with a very important announcement. All copies of student Eddy's photographs are to be returned to him immediately. This will leave to comply a well-warned detention for the rest of the semester. Thank You.

Kevin: Bummer.

Eddy: You heard the man.

Edd: Did I just do that? I did, didn't I? I just impersonated the Principal! Made false declarations in his name! Ohhh what have I done?"

Run, Ed, Run

Ed [to Eddy]: The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Eddy! It hit me on the head! It did!

Eddy:You're probably just growing a brain there, lumpy.

Edd: This isn't possible!

[A 'piece' of the sky falls]

Eddy: Ed was Right, The Sky is Falling!

Ed: Thank you very much.

Eddy: So, now what do we do.

Edd: I'm afraid we're just about to find out, Eddy.

A Fistful Of Ed

Sarah: Jimmy, are you crazy? He's going to turn you into cold cuts!

Jimmy: Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, Sarah!

Look Before You Ed

Jimmy [frightfully]: Winter scares me.

Sarah [joyfully]: Winter time's fun, Jimmy!

Cast

• Matt Hill - Ed
• Samuel Vincent - Double D (Edd)
• Tony Sampson - Eddy

External Links

• Official website
• IMDb Page