[after the game's opening sequence when the chicken is shot by the castle chef] Jasper: Ugh, what a sorry sight. [gestures to the prince/princess sleeping] Such a beautiful day to waste in bed, don't you agree? Prince/Princess: [groans] What? Oh. Go away, Jasper. Jasper: Now that is hardly the response of a prince/princess. I'm afriad it is time to rise. With your permission, I shall awake your sleeping companion. [pulls back covers to show the prince/princess' dog sleeping, but awaking from the action] Ah, yes. One's heart soars before such regal bearing. I trust you both slept well. You have a busy day ahead. Prince/Princess: [petting dog] Come on, boy. If I have to get up, so do you. Jasper: [dog sits and looks at him with puppy eyes] It's not going to work. Don't look at me like that. [relents] Oh, very well. Good dog. [pets him]
Reaver: Firstly, Any worker that so much murmurs another complaint will be shot. Secondly, Any worker who takes more then a three second break, Will be shot. Lastly, Any worker who breaks any other rules I have yet to formulate, Yes you guessed it. Will be shot.