Firesign Theatre
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The Firesign Theatre is a troupe of "4 or 5 Crazee Guys", known for their series of comedy albums.
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[edit] Quotations From Albums
[edit] Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him (1968)
- Speaking for the great white father in Washington and all the American people, let me say we respect you savages for your native ability to instantly adapt and survive in whatever Godforsaken wilderness we move you to. Out there. Sign here.
[edit] How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All (1969)
- Happy motoring and back to the freeway which is already in progress.
- Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain, he died in Washington D.C.
- He's no fun, he fell right over.
- You can sit here in the waiting room, or you can wait here in the sitting room.
- The pyramid is opening!
- Which one?
- The one with the ever-widening hole in it!
- The President of these United States is named "Schicklgruber".
- I'd like to order a pizza to go with no anchovies.
- Sorry --- you've got the wrong man. I spell my name "Danger".
[edit] Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers (1970)
- Shoes for Industry!
- 10-4, Elenore
- Offer not good after curfew in sectors R or N
- Watch out for that entrenching tool!
[edit] I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus (1971)
- Here comes another one, just like the other one
- Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?
- Geez, I'm standing here like an idiot, talking to myself. Might as well stand on this line like an idiot, talking to myself.
[edit] The Giant Rat of Sumatra
- Hemlock Stones: Aha!
- Flotsam: What is it, Stones?
- Hemlock Stones: I sat on my pipe!
