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- I'll be eighty this month. Age, if nothing else, entitles me to set the record straight before I dissolve. I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
- Quoted in Bill Adler, Funny Ladies: The Best Humor from America's Funniest Women (2001) p.52