Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

Harley Davidson [edit]

Oh God, if you're up there, looking down from wherever it is you look down from... look away now.

You ain't gonna find God with me. When I'm dead and done, I don't want no damn excuses for I did.
[Regarding Harley's shooting skills, as Harley reloads his Desert Hawk 44" magnum] You know, it costs two bucks every time you fire that thing. That's two bucks a bullet. You've spent twelve bucks and not hit a gad damn thing. I've spent about a buck and a quarter and hit two of them. [Sees Daniel Baldwin's character, Alexander] [...] Here he comes and he's spending a fortune!
My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, "Never chase busses or women - you always get left behind."
My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, "The right woman can make ya and the wrong woman can break ya."

Harley: [Pointing to a photograph in his wallet] One morning I woke up and she was gone. I still have feelings for her deep inside.

Marlboro: Well, I only know of two cures for that particular ailment. And since you don't drink no more, you're down to one.

Marlboro: [On being handed a gun to shoot Alexander] I... I can't do it...

Harley: What's wrong?

Marlboro: My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, not to kill an unarmed man.

Harley: What's your old man got to do with it?

Marlboro: You leave my old man out of this!

Harley: [throws a revolver to Alexander] There you go, now he's armed.

Marlboro: That gun's empty, Harley.

Harley: So what? This piece of shit sells drugs to kids.

Marlboro: [Awaiting Alexander to make a deal to exchange drugs for the lease on their favourite bar] You know this ain't gonna fly?

Harley: It'll fly.

Marlboro: You wanna bet?

Harley: I'll bet you a Dollar. But if you win I'm gonna have to owe you - that cab fare last night broke me.

Marlboro: If I win, we're dead.

[Phone rings]

Harley: Hello, American Airlines...?