Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves
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Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves is a 1997 direct-to-video sequel to Honey, I Shrunk The Kids and Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. It is the last film in the franchise. The directorial debut of Dean Cundey and released through Walt Disney Home Video, it tells the story of the "nutty" inventor Wayne Szalinski as he accidentally shrinks his wife, brother, sister-in-law, and himself with his with his electromagnetic shrink ray.
[edit] Quotes
[their answering machine message]
- Wayne: You've reached the Szalinskis. At the sound of the beep, please leave your message, your fax, or your binary file.
- In reaction to Adam's desire to join a baseball team instead of going to Camp Isosceles
- Wayne: Baseball is just a phase, it will pass. But science is always cool.
- Gordon: You are dead meat, mister!
- Wayne: Gordon, you're three-quarters of an inch tall. Now's not the time.
- Diane: If they don't unshrink us, they will be in so much trouble!
- Gordon: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, Thumbelina?
[climbing up a wicker chair]
- Wayne: This is great exercise.
- Diane: Yeah. Now I've got a wicker chair. I don't need to go to the gym anymore.
- Wayne: The kids are messy eaters, so there'll be plenty of crumbs for us to eat.
- Gordon: Wayne, we're not going to spend the rest of our lives tiny; we're going to get big again.
- Wayne: Diane, are you going to stay mad at me the whole time or are you going to try and make the best of this bad situation?
- Diane: I'm going to stay mad at you the whole time.
[on the answering machine]
- Wayne: Guess what? Gordon and I got tickets to see the shuttle-launch tonight. So if that's okay, we're going to take off.
- Diane: [picks up the phone] No it isn't, Wayne. I am going on vacation this weekend. Remember?
- Wayne: Of course I remem... I forgot.
- Diane: I am going on this vacation and nothing and NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME!
[hangs up]
- Wayne: Boy, she *does* need a vacation.
[landing in a laundry basket]
- Wayne: Honey, I don't think we're using enough fabric softener.
- Adam: Did Nick ever complain about Camp Isosoles?
- Diane: He sure did. He *hated* it. He didn't like the fact that it lasted only six weeks instead of eight.
- Adam: [under his breath] Brain-box.
- Adam: What's the record-player?
- Wayne: That old CD player.
- Mitch faints without warning
- Adam: What happened?
- Jenny: Oh no! Mitch needs potassium but we lost his prescription pills!
- Adam: Bananas have potassium in them.
- Adam gives a banana to Mitch, who regains consciousness
- Jenny: Thanks Adam! How did you know that?
- Adam: Hey, you cannot have a scientist father and not learn a few facts about science.
- Wayne: [greeting her and the robot-dog] Hey, Tina. Hey, Trowser.
- Trina: Say hello, Trowser.
- Trowser: [barking] Hello - hello.
- Wayne: "Hello"?
- Trina: Turns out, that's what "woof" means.
[edit] Cast
- Rick Moranis - Wayne Szalinksi
- Stuart Pankin - Gordon Szalinski
- Eve Gordon - Diane Szalinski
- Robin Bartlett - Patti Szalinski
- Bug Hall - Adam Szalinski
- Allison Mack - Jenny Szalinski
- Jake Richardson - Mitch Szalinski
- Jojo Adams - Ricky King
- Mila Kunis - Jill
- Erica Luttrell - Jody
- Lisa Wilhoit - Holly
- Hannah Waterman - Trina
