Hotel Mario

Hotel Mario (ホテルマリオ, Hoteru Mario) was a video game for the CD-i developed by Philips and Nintendo is released in 1993.

Introduction

• Bowser: (watching Mario and Luigi walk into the Mushroom Kingdom) Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
• Mario: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?
• Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
• Mario: Luigi, look! (points to a letter on the door) It's from Bowser! (reads out letter) Dear pesky plumbers, the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can! (turns to Luigi) We gotta find the princess!
• Luigi: (pointing at the screen/player) And you gotta help us!
• Mario: (talking to player) If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

Miscellaneous

• Approaching first hotel:
  Mario: Looks kind of peaceful.
  Luigi: Looks are deceiving when Koopas are involved.

• Approaching second hotel:
  Luigi: How are we gonna find the princess with the power going out?
  Mario: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms! (talks to player) Remind me to check!

• Inside second hotel:
  Mario: (enters room) Ah-ha! Here's the problem, too many toasters!
  (screens switches to power socket with over a dozen toasters plugged in)
  Mario: (holds up a loaf of bread with "Bowser's Sourpuss Bread" written upon it) You know what they say: All toasters, toast, toasts!
  (unplugs toasters, toast pops out from toasters)

• Mario: (nails a sign into second hotel with "CONDEMNED" written on it) That ought a do it!
  (Princess gets sucked down pipe)
  Mario: Where'd she go?!

• Approaching third hotel:
  Mario: (looks into Larry's Cave Hotel) Gee, i-it's kinda dark!
  Luigi: Did you bring a light?
  Mario: (turns to Luigi) No.
  Luigi: Well, maybe a Koopa will lend us his, if we... "persuade" him.

• Inside third hotel:
  Mario: (stands underneath an air pipe, that begins to suck in air) Uh oh. (Mario is sucked in and bounces about several times before arriving in another location) Where am I?

• Approaching fourth hotel:
  (Larry's Cave Hotel explodes, Princess is fired into the air)
  Mario: Get ready to catch her!
  Luigi: She's not coming down!
  Mario: (points to sky) She's up there! (clouds move away revealing fourth hotel, standing on a large cloud)
  (Luigi kicks a nearby box, vine grows from box up to the sky; Mario and Luigi climb up vine)
  Mario: It's hard to see through those clouds! (turns to player) I hope we can get rid of them! Get the hint?

• (Mario, Luigi and the Princess run from fourth hotel with Lemmy Koopa in pursuit; large fan activates)
  Mario: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud! (fan blows Lemmy and hotel away)
  Mario: (sees the Princess disappear, talks to player) It's been one of those days! (turns to Luigi) Come on, Luigi!

• Approaching fifth hotel:
  (Mario and Luigi walk across drawbridge to Ludwig's Castle Hotel)
  Mario: We ain't afraid of no Koopas!
  Luigi: (sees door to hotel disappear) Whoa!
  Mario: (door reappears) Hurry!

• Inside fifth hotel:
  Mario: Aha! Maybe this will keep that lizard king from playing with the doors!

• Approaching sixth hotel:
  (Mario and Luigi run out of fifth hotel before it collapses into ruins)
  Mario: Spooky! (turns to Luigi) Where's the Princess?
  Luigi: (points) Over there! (Mario and Luigi walk to hotel) Look! Wendy's hotel!
  Mario: Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back!

• Approaching final hotel:
  (Mario and Luigi leave sixth hotel)
  Mario: (to Luigi) That wasn't so hard, was it? (hotel disappears)
  Princess Peach: (Princess runs down road towards Mario and Luigi) Boys! (Princess also disappears, Bowser laughs from a distance)
  Luigi: That's that creepy Bowser's laugh!
  Mario: Look! (points to final hotel, a tall imposing castle with smoke bellowing from the roof) This is it, Luigi! (turns to player) Remember, where there's smoke...
  Luigi: ...there's fire!

Final scene

• (Mario, Luigi and the Princess Peach run from final hotel before it crumbles; smoke clears revealing the Mushroom Kingdom restored to its original beauty)
  Princess Peach: Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the Mushroom Kingdom, away from the terrible Koopaling kind. (kisses Mario then Luigi, before turning to player) And my thanks to you too!
  All together: (waves to player) You're the best player ever!