Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is a 2009 film sequel to the computer-animated films Ice Age and Ice Age: The Meltdown about when Ellie is pregnant with Manny's child and Diego considers leaving the herd. This film is released theaters Wednesday, July 1, 2009 in United States.

Directed by Carlos Saldanha. Written by Michael Berg, Peter Ackerman, Mike Reiss, and Yoni Brenner.

Ellie[edit]

  • [to Manny] This is the world our baby's gonna grow up in, you can't change that.
  • [to Peaches] Welcome to the Ice Age.
  • [seeing the tropical paradise] We've been living above an entire world, and we didn't even know it!

Manny[edit]

  • After we save Sid, I'm gonna kill him.
  • Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea!
  • [to Ellie; referring to Buck] Maybe the deranged hermit has a point.

Sid[edit]

  • I know what it's like to feel abandoned.
  • [being chased by a musk ox after pulling its privates] I thought you were a female!
  • Nooo! I'm too young to be eaten!
  • [has just been snorted into Mommy Dinosaur's nose] Whoah! Nice mucus! And I don't say that to everyone.
  • [talking to Mommy Dinosaur about the kids] I say “They’re vegetarians”, you say “Grr”. I say “Can we talk about this?”, you say “Grr”.
  • And I'm better off alone, by myself. A fortress of solitude, in the ice, forever. A lone, lonely, loner.

Diego[edit]

  • Look, who are we kidding, Manny, I'm losing my edge. I'm not really built for chaperoning play-dates.
  • [to Manny] For the record, I blame you for this!
  • [after wiping away tear] So I'm not made of stone.

Buck[edit]

  • [greeting everyone] The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh. Hmm, A little Dull ...
  • What are you doing here ?
  • Well... He's dead. Welcome to my world. Now, go home. Off you pop.
  • If you go in there, you'll find your friend... [ominously] IN THE AFTERLIFE.
  • Yeah mmm Yeah. Mommy Dinosaur carrying her three babies, and some floopy green thing.
  • No, Not really. I saw them came through earlier. She's headed for Lava Falls. That's Where They care for the newborn. To get there, you must through the Jungle of Misery. Across the Chasm of Dead. To the Plates of Woe.
  • [after saving Manny and Diego from a carnivorous plant] Pfft. Tourists.
  • [listing his rules to the rescue group] Rule number one: always listen to Buck! Rule number two: stay in the middle of the trail! Rule number three... [pauses ominously as Crash and Eddie cringe] he who has gas travels at the back of the pack.
  • [sees a giant butterfly as it takes off] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar! You know, before he came out.
  • It's like the old saying: "An eye for a tooth, a nose for a chin, a butt for a...but it's an old saying, but uhh... it's not a very good one.
  • (at night, after everybody else is asleep) Goodnight, Rudy.
  • Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene! A tuft of fur....half eaten carcass..... chunk of....ugh, no! Broccoli. [almost throws up]
  • Here's what I think happened. Dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with piece of broccoli. Leaving dinosaur.... A vegetable.
  • All right, all right. Good point. Theory two. Sid's eating broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... A vegetable.
  • I woke up one morning married to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple. But, I loved her.
  • (to a bunch of giant butterflies) Shoo! Shoo! Come on move! (the giant butterflies distract Rudy)
  • Don't you see?! [voice turns squeaky] Were all gonna die! (Manny, Diego, Crash, and Eddie laugh, including Buck)
  • [squeaky voice] Here Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! I'm so lonely. (laughs)
  • (to Roger the Pteranodon) Snap out of it! Come on!

Dialogue[edit]

Manny: Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just... punch each other on the shoulder.
Ellie: That's stupid!
Manny: To a girl! To a guy that's, like, six months of therapy!

Crash: Dude, YOU'RE AWESOME! You're like the brother I never had!
Eddie: Me, too!

Ellie: (seeing the T-Rex) I thought those guys were extinct!
Manny: Well, then that is one angry fossil!

Manny: Nobody... move... a muscle!
(pause)
Molehog: (running) AAAAAAAH!

[when Ellie is going into labor]
Crash: Can you try to hold it (the baby) in?
Ellie: (from off) Will somebody slap him for me?
Eddie: (slaps Crash) Done and done. (dusts off hands)

[Diego is celebrating having caught the dinosaur]
Diego: Whoo! My paws are burnin', baby, they are burnin'! I gotta tiptoe! Tippytoe, tippytoe, tip--
Ellie: Excuse me, Twinkletoes? Giving birth here!

Diego: Are you okay?
Ellie: Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?
Diego: No, not really, but (hopefully) Manny's coming.

(Upon seeing Peaches for the first time)
Sid: (gasps) It's a boy!
Diego: That's its tail.
Sid: It's a girl!

Buck: (eats the sand then spits it out) Yeah, um. Mommy Dinosaur carrying her three babies and some floppy green thing.
Manny: Yeah, we're friends with the floppy green thing.
Diego: You got all that from the tracks?

Manny: (as Sid guards the three baby Tyrannosaurs from the mother) Sid! Give them to her! She's their mother!
Sid: How do I know she's their mother?!
Manny: What do you want, a birth certificate?! SHE'S A DINOSAUR!
Sid: Well, I put the blood, sweat and tears to raise them!
Manny: For a day! Give them back, you lunatic!

Buck: [stopping Manny and the herd from moving on] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! What, you-you think this is some sort of tropical getaway? You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those-those flimsy tusks when you run into the Beast? I call him RUDY.
Manny: Oh, good. Good. I was worried it was something intimidating, like Sheldon, or Tim.
Crash: Wait. You mean there's something bigger than Mommy Dinosaur?
Buck: Aye.
Eddie: "Eye"?
Buck: Aye-aye! He's the one that gave me this! (pointing to his missing eye, which is covered in a patch)
Eddie: Whoa! He gave you that patch?!
Crash: For free?! That's so cool!
Eddie: Yeah! (starts shaking Crash) Maybe he'll give us one, too!
(Crash and Eddie both laugh and high-five.)
Eddie: (while Crash is humming along) Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Manny: [to a dumbfounded Buck] Welcome to my world.
Buck: Abandon all hope. Ye who enters there...
Manny: Alright, we get it! Doom and despair, yada, yada, yada

[the ribcage tram gets stuck midway down the chasm, forcing Manny, Diego, Crash, and Eddie to hold their breath]
Eddie: [couldn't hold his breath any longer] I can't take it anymore!
Crash: [points to Eddie] He breathed it! [gasp] And now I'm breathing it!
[Crash and Eddie start choking for a few seconds]
Eddie:[in squeaky voice] Hey! We're not dead!
Crash:[also in squeaky voice] You sound ridiculous!
Eddie: Me? You should hear you!
[they both start laughing]
Eddie: All right, all right. And a one, and a two..
Crash and Eddie: [singing] Christmas, Christmas time is here-
Manny: [while holding breath] Stop! Are you crazy?
[Crash and Eddie giggle, while Diego takes a breath of the gas]
Diego: [in squeaky voice] It's not poison. Huh? [laughs, Crash and Eddie laugh as well]
Crash: That is so disturbing!
Buck: Stop laughing! All of you!
Crash: [imitating Buck] "Stop laughing! All of you!"
[Crash and Eddie laugh some more, and then shush]
Manny : [in squeaky voice, imitating Buck] "What's rule number one?" [They all laugh while Buck scowls at them]
Ellie: They're just laughing. What's so bad about that?
Buck: They died laughing! [he points to a bunch of skeletons on the ground below with jaws agape; Ellie gasps]
Ellie: Stop laughing!
Manny: You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! [they all laugh]
Eddie: And I don't even like Sid!
Crash: Who does?! He's an idiot! [they laugh some more]
Diego: Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!
Manny: [sarcastically] Thank you for deserting the herd! THAT WAS TOTALLY SUPER! [pause; they all laugh yet again until a thud is heard]
Manny : [reaches up and tickles Buck with his trunk] Cootchie-cootchie-coo!
Buck : Stop that! [gasps] Don't you see?! [in squeaky voice] We're all gonna die! [everyone laughs, including Buck]
Ellie: [sighs] We gotta do everything, huh?
[pulls down a tree, bringing the tram down towards her]
Eddie: Sometimes, I wet my bed!
Crash: That's all right. Sometimes, I wet your bed!
[they all laugh once more until they fall off the tram and see Ellie looking at them]
Manny: [In normal voice] Uh... I'm not sure how much of that you could hear.
Ellie: Oh, I heard all of it.
Manny: Right. Yeah.
Eddie: You wet my bed?
Crash: That was gas talk, dude.
Manny: Well, uh, better get moving. [Buck laughs hysterically in the Chasm of Death]
Diego: Aren't we forgetting something?
Buck: [squeaky voice] Here, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! [laughs] I'm so lonely.

Diego: (to Manny, about possibly staying) This is my kind of place.
Buck: (Pick up a rock like it's a cellphone) Hello? No... No I can't talk right now... Yeah, no, I'm trying to recover a dead sloth. (he sticks his knife in a tree and gives the "one minute please" finger) No, they're following ME! I know, they think I'M crazy! (he looks at Diego and Manny) O-Okay... We're going into the Chasm of Death, I'm going to loose you. (quietly) Yeah I love you, too. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye! (he throws the rock aside) Okay, follow me!
Manny: (to Diego) That's YOU in three weeks.

Eddie: So, why did they come up with Chasm of Death?
Buck: We tried "Big Smelly Crack". But, uh, that just made everybody giggle.

Buck: What are you doing here?
Ellie: Our friend was taken by a dinosaur.
Buck: Well.....He's dead. Welcome to my world! Now, uh, go home. Off you pop!
Ellie: Not without Sid.
Manny: Ellie, wait, maybe the deranged hermit has a point.
Ellie: Manny, we came this far, we're gonna find him.

Buck: ...through the Plates of Woe.
Crash and Eddie: Whoa...

Eddie: Do you think the beast would find Sid?
Crash: Or more importantly, us?
Buck: Rudy? Are you joking? He's relentless! He knows all! Sees all! Eats all! So that's a "yes".
[Crash points to a scary face]
Buck: Hey! Get off my lawn! Go on, shoo! [the face, which is really a giant butterfly, flies away] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar. You know, before he came out.

Crash: (spotting Sid on the lava river) Look, He's right there!
Buck : Roger.
Eddie: No, Sid!
Buck : I know, Roger.
Crash: Why don't we get Sid first and then we go back for Roger?
Buck : Uh... Never mind.

(Buck is talking to himself using three skull puppets)'

First Skull Puppet: They'll never survive! It's dangerous by day!
Second Puppet: But it's even worse at night!
First Puppet: Plus, their guide is a lunatic!
Buck: What?!
Second Puppet: You mean Buck? Oh, he's wacko!
Buck: I am not!
First Puppet: Totally bonkers!
Third Puppet: And his feet smell!
Buck: Shut up!
Third Puppet: You shut up!
Buck: Oh, you little-- (he begins to wrestle with the foot puppet)
Manny (uncomfortably): He's strangling his own foot. Shouldn't we get moving? (Buck and the foot puppet stop wrestling)
Third Puppet: What? And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely!
Buck: The skull's right. Take a load off, mammals. We'll camp here. Now who's hungry?
Third Puppet: I am!
Buck: You don't need the calories!

Buck: Oh, well. The Buck stops here.
Manny: We couldn't have done it without you.
Buck: Well. obviously. But good times just the-- [a gust of wind blows behind him) We're not alone, are we? (red eyes open in the cave; everybody gasps and Buck gets in front of them; Buck smirks) Hello, Rudy. (a huge albino dinosaur named Rudy comes out of the cave and shown his real height)
Rudy: (roars)
Buck: (to the mammals) RUN! (Rudy goes after the herd, until he hears Buck) Over here you colossal fossil! Looking for something? (Rudy licks his lips and realized that Buck's blade is his dino tooth) Why don't you come and get it? To the cave, go!

Buck: Everybody stop! (sniffs the air) I smell something. (stabs a tuft of fur with his knife, and smells it] It smells like a buzzard's butt fell off... (smells the fur again) ... and then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks!
Diego: That's Sid.
Buck: Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene! A tuft of fur... half eaten carcass... chunk of... ugh, no! Broccoli. Here's what I think happened: Dinosaur attacks Sid. Sid fights back with piece of broccoli. Leaving dinosaur... a vegetable.
Diego: Are you nuts? Sid's not violent... Or coordinated.
Manny: Yeah, and where's the dinosaur?
Buck: All right, all right. Good point. Theory two: Sid is eating broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid. Dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... a vegetable.
Manny: Buck, when exactly did you lose your mind?
Buck: [thinks a moment] Three months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple! (makes a face) An ugly pineapple! (sighs) But I loved her.

Ankylosaurus: (shaking with fright and hiding from Rudy)
Diego:(to the ankylosaurus) Wuss!

Cast[edit]

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