Ice Age: The Meltdown

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Ice Age: The Meltdown is a 2006 film sequel to the 2002 computer-animated film Ice Age.

Directed by Carlos Saldanha. Written by Gerry Swallow and Peter Gaulke.

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[edit] Sid

  • We're gonna live! [Water rapidly rises around them] We're gonna die!
  • [Cholly the Chalicotherium farts on him] Phew! Well, don't that put the "stink" in "extinction"?
  • [singing] Stop, hey, what's that sound, all the mammoths are in the ground! (Parody of Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
  • [singing] If your species will continue, clap your hands.
  • Hey, can you guys slow down a little? I'm dying here! [Vultures stare at him] It was just a figure of speech!
  • [after an elaborate dance sequence with the mini-sloths which ends in him getting tied up] This is either really good or really bad.
  • Yep, tomorrow's the day the scary vulture said we're all gonna die. [Immediately starts snoring]
  • [After dodo bird gets fried by geyser] I just did something involuntary.... and messy.
  • [After Manny suggests that Ellie's "tree" doesn't go "all the way to the top branch"] Manny, brink of extinction is a bad time to be picky.

[edit] Diego

  • [After he and Sid are humiliated by Crash and Eddie] If anyone asks, there were fifty of them. And they were... rattlesnakes.
  • Then the hungry tiger eats the pesty little kids [roars]
  • [To Sid] Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages.

[edit] Scrat

  • [repeated line] [he falls down after losing his acorn] Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
  • [Mother condor towers over Scrat] Peep.

[edit] Fast Tony

  • It's the end of the world!
  • You, ma'am. You look like a fat, hairy beast! How would like to lose a ton or two?
  • [After Manny mentions he would sell his mother for a grape, due to his greediness] Are you making an offer? I MEAN NO, I would not!

[edit] Crash and Eddie

  • [As Diego is about to bite Crash's head] You know the best part? We're carrying diseases!
  • [To Diego] Crash: You want a piece of us?

[edit] Others

Vulture: Parents, please do not leave your children unattended. All unattended children will be eaten.

[edit] Dialogue

[Manny goes over to Crash, who is standing on a small tree]
Manny: So what do you want me to do?
Crash: Just pull the tree back and shoot me into the pond.
Manny: [Looking from tree to the pond] I don't know...
Crash: If you're too lame to do it, we can get Ellie.
Manny: No, no. I can do it. I can do it. [Manny pulls tree back with his trunk]
Crash: Farther... farther...farther...
Manny: Have you done this before?
Crash: Only a million times. Farther... farther... [Manny pulls it back so far that the end of the branch is resting on the ground] Perfect. Now... FIRE!
[Manny let's go of tree. Crash goes soaring through the air]
Crash: I can flyyyyy! [begins singing] I believe I can fly...
[Crash rams headfirst into an oak tree, and falls to the ground, unconcious, leaving behind an impression of himself]
[Diego is seen panting, running from the water, holding onto Manny.]
Manny: Uh, Diego? Retract the claws please.
Diego: Oh... Right... Sorry.
Sid: You know, if I didn't know you better, Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water. Yahoo!
[Diego grabs him by the throat]
Sid: Okay, okay, good thing I know you better!
[Sid realizes Manny has found another mammoth]
Ellie: Wait a minute, I thought mammoths were extinct.[pause] What are you looking at me for?
Manny: I dunno, maybe because you're a mammoth?
Ellie: Me? Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum!
Manny: Right, good one. I'm a newt. [pointing to Diego] This is my friend the badger. [points to Sid]] And my other friend, the platypus.
Sid: Why've I gotta be the Platypus? Make him the Platypus! [pointing to Diego]
Manny: [referring to Ellie and her bizarre antics] So, you think she's the girl for me?
Sid: Oh, yeah. She's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She... completes you!
Ellie: What about me is attractive?
Manny: Well, uh. Your.. butt.
Ellie: What about it?
Manny: It's... big.
[pause]
Ellie: Oh, you're just saying that.
Manny: No really! It's huge! Biggest darn butt I've ever seen!
Ellie: Oh, that is really sweet!
Sid: Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.
Diego: That's genius, Sid.
Sid: Call me Squid.
Dung Beetle Dad: [rolling a ball of dung] Do we have to bring this crap? I'm sure there's crap where we're going!
Dung Beetle Mom: Uh! That was a gift from my mother!
Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
Manny: Diego. It's not even close.
Diego: [smug] Heh, told ya.
Ellie: Manny! You can't choose between your kids!
Manny: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and my dog had a kid, and that dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
Sid: Can I have a dog, Manny?
Manny: No.
Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
Ellie: Of course you can, sweetie.
Manny: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.
Sid: Look! I opened my camp-Campo de Sid. That means 'Camp of Sid'.
Diego: Congratulations. Now you're an idiot in two languages.
Sid: [tied up] This is either really good or really bad. [Sid looks down to see lava pit underneath him] No, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? A thousand years bad juju for killing fire-king!
Chief Sloth: Superheated rock from the earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.
Sid: You're a very advanced race. Together we can look for a solution!
Chief Sloth: We have one: sacrifice the fire-king!
Sid: That's not very advanced.
Chief Sloth: Worth a shot!
Macrauchenia: Look, some idiot's going down the Eviscerator!
Manny: [to Diego] Please tell me it's not our idiot.
Sid: [on top of glacier] I'm gonna jump on the count of three! One... Two...
Manny: Sid! Don't move a muscle. We're coming up!
Crowd of animals: Jump! Jump! Jump!
Diego: [joining in] Jump! Jump! Jump!
[Manny glares at Diego]
Diego: Sorry!
[Ellie storms into campsite]
Ellie: Okay, let's go. We traveled with you all day, now you're coming with us at night.
Manny: But we can't see at night.
Ellie: Then enjoy the flood.
Eddie: I can't even look at him!
Crash: Pervert!
[Crash makes the 'I'm watching you' gesture.]
Sid: (readies himself to jump off the Eviscerator) Three one-thousand, four one-thousand...
Manny: Sid, what you think you're doing? Get off of there before you hurt yourself!
Sid: No way! I'm going to be the first one to jump of the Eviscerator and you guys better start treating me with respect!
Manny: If you jump off this thing, the only respect you'll be getting is respect from the dead!
Diego: Come on, Manny, he can't be that stupid. (Sid is about to jump of the Eviscerator) Although I have been wrong before.

[edit] Cast

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