Ice Age

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Ice Age is a feature-length computer-animated film created by Blue Sky Studios and released by 20th Century Fox in 2002.

Directed by Chris Wedge and Carlos Saldanha. Written by Michael J. Wilson and Michael Berg.
The Coolest Event In 20,000 Years. taglines


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Manfred [edit]

  • [referring to Sid's awkward movements of going above the cliff] You're an embarrassment to nature. Do you know that?

Dialogue [edit]

Diego: Its nose is dry.
Sid: That means there's something wrong with it.
Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
Sid: I'll do it.
Manfred: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.
Sid: So?
Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go?
Sid: [slight pause] Humans are disgusting.
Manfred: Okay, you. Check for poop.
Sid: Hey, why am I the poop-checker?
Manfred: Because returning the runt was YOUR idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.
[slight pause]
Sid: Why else?
Manfred: NOW, SID!
[Sid has been in a mud pool, and now has his neck stuck in Diego's mouth]
Manfred: Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. And Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.
[Diego spits Sid out]
Sid: Boy! For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!
Diego: I don't eat junk food.
Sid: [While hanging onto Manfred's trunk] You have beautiful eyes.
Manfred: Get off my face.
Manfred: Sid, the tiger found a short cut.
Sid: No thanks. I choose life.
Diego: Then I suggest you take the short cut.
Sid: Are you threatening me?
Diego: MOVE, SLOTH!
[echoes and a shelf of ice above them starts to crumble]
Sid: [patting Diego's head] Way to go, tiger.
Diego: Um... That pink think thing is mine.
Sid: [trying to climb up to the humans' campsite] Uh, no. Actually that pink thing belongs to us. [falls down on his head]
Diego: Us? You two are a bit of an odd couple.
Manfred: There is no "us"!
Diego: [regarding the baby] I see. Can't have one of your own, so you wanna adopt.
[Sid and the baby are having a fight]
Manfred: Don't make me reach back there!
Sid: But he started it!
Manfred: I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!
Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame"!
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.
[Noticing this, Sid runs around in circles, screaming. Diego pulls Sid into a pile of snow, extinguishing the fire]
Sid: [sighs in relief] Thank you! From now on I'm gonna call you "Diego...
Diego: "...Lord Of Touch-Me-And-You're-Dead".
[Manfred leaves the baby after saving it from the river]
Sid: Hey, Manny. Aren't you forgettin' somethin'?
Manfred: No.
Sid: But you just saved him.
Manfred: Yeah, well I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.
Manfred: Okay, look, if either of you get across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth.
Sid: That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead!
[Throws rock which bounces off the "sinkhole" instead of sinking]
Sid: You were bluffing, huh?
Manfred: Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.
Diego: You don't know much about tracking, do you?
Sid: Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf, that's my tracking
Diego: You didn't miss them by much. [inspects a stick] It's still green; they headed north two hours ago.
Sid: [Sticks two twigs in his mouth, pretending he's Diego] "Hey, it's still green; they headed north two hours ago!"
Sid: [the baby's been crying for hours] I bet he's hungry.
Manfred: How about some milk?
Sid: Ooh, I'd love some!
Diego: Not you, the baby!
Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal!
Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't ya...?!
Manfred: ENOUGH! [echoing]
Dodo 1: [Talking about crater] Now, don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely...
Dodo 2: [Runs in] Intruders! Intrud-AAAAHHH! [Trips and falls into crater]
Dodo 1: ...burn and die.
Manfred: [Referring to One melon that a Dodo took] Hey can we have our melon back? Junior's hungry and uh...
Dodo 1: No way! This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub-arctic temperatures will force us underground for a million, billion years!
Manfred: So you got three melons?
Dodo 1: If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you!
Other Dodos: [chanting] Doom on you! Doom on you!
Manfred: Get away from me!
Sid: [after Diego leaps over a river of lava] Wow, I wish I could jump like that.
Manfred: Wish granted! [kicks him through the air] [slides and bumps into a bark wall]
Diego: Come on, go faster!
Manfred: Have you noticed the river of lava?
Diego: The baby? I was returning him to his herd.
Sid: Oh yeah, nice try, bucktooth...
Diego: You calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: [to Manfred] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
Diego: Name's Diego, friend.
Manfred: Manfred. And I'm not your friend.
[The gang has just saved the baby and survived icy slides...then crash into a ice wall]
Diego: WHOA! HOO! YEAH! Who's up for round two?!
[The gang come across Scrat who is burying his acorn]
Manfred: We're lost, aren't we?
Diego: No! I know exactly where I'm going.
Manfred: Ask him for directions.
Diego: I don't need directions!
Manfred: Fine, I'll ask him. [to Scrat] Hey, buddy! Have you seen any humans come around here?
[Scrat starts moving around]
Sid: Oh, I love this game! I love it! Let's see. Three words. First word. [Scrat steps his foot] Stomp! [Scrat angrily jumps around] No, no! Stamp!
Manfred: Let me try. [Scrat puts his acorn over his back] Uh, pack!
Sid: Good one, Manny! [Scrat pretends to be a sabre-tooth] Pack of... Long teeth, and claws. [Diego looks at his claws] Pack of wolves?
Manfred: Pack of bears? Pack of fleas!
[Scrat angrily points at Diego]
Sid: Pack of whiskers? Pack of... noses?
Manfred: Pachyderm!
Sid: Pack of lies! Pack of troubles! Pack of wallop! Pack of... birds! Pack of flying fish!
[Diego flicks Scrat into the mountain slope]

Taglines [edit]

  • The Coolest Event In 20,000 Years.
  • Sub-Zero Heroes.
  • Licensed To Chill.
  • They Came. They Thawed. They Conquered.

Cast [edit]

See also [edit]

External links [edit]

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