Jimmy Two-Shoes
Jimmy Two-Shoes is about a 14-year-old boy who lives in the miserable town of Miseryville. With his friends, Beezy and Heloise, Jimmy tries to make Miseryville a happy place. Much to the tyrant ruler Lucius Henious the Seventh's dismay.
[edit] Season 1
1.1 I Totally Shredded My Cheese
Sammy: I should be on TV. I have a nice smile. [Smiles hideously into mirror]
Baseball Game Announcer: And now, Jimmy Two-Shoes will sing the Miseryville anthem.
Jimmy: Misery and grief, pain with no relief...
Crowd: [Boos and throws things at Jimmy]
Man: Just say the line!
Jimmy: [Sadly] I totally shredded my cheese.
Crowd: [Cheers]
Jimmy: [Happier] I totally shredded my cheese.
Crowd: [Cheers louder]
Jimmy: [Happier] I totally shredded my cheese!! [Is covered in roses]
Heloise's Wish List
Jimmy: [To Beezy] Okay, so would you rather... Go whale watching, or jump out of a plane?
Beezy: Sleep.
Jimmy: What do you think Heloise would want to do?
Beezy: Throw a whale out of a plane?
Lucius: [To Sammy] Get someone to fix the remote!
Sammy: Only Heloise knows how.
Lucius: Never! I won't ask her for help! Lucius Henious the Seventh doesn't know the meaning of the word help!
Sammy: [Pulls out dictionary] Help. Verb. To provide assistance.
Pop-Sicles
Jimmy: So, what's the plan, we soar through the sky like an eagle?
Heloise: Either that or we crash into the pavement like a wounded bird! [Makes exploding noises]
Jimmy: [Looking at the frozen Lucius Heinous the Sixth] This must be Beezy's granddad! Hey, I bet he could get Beezy and Lucy to stop fighting!
[Imagines Lucius Heinous the Sixth stopping Beezy and Lucius from bickering]
Lucius the Sixth: Beezy! Lucius! I want you two to get along!
[Lucius and Beezy smile and hug each other. Then, one by one, everyone turns into ice cream]
Lucius the Sixth: Thak you, Jimmy, for bringing us together!
[Vision ends]
Jimmy: You're welcome, imagination!
Lucius: [Angerly to Jimmy] This is your fault! Just look at what you've done!
[Lucius gestures to all the Heniouses standing around arguing]
Jimmy: [Eyes sparkling happily] Yeah! I've brought you all together! [Hugs Lucius]
Beezy: [To Jimmy] You have to put things back to the way they were. I don't know how much more I can take!
Jimmy: Don't worry, buddy. I've got a cunning two-step plan to fix everything!
Beezy: What's step one?
Jimmy: Come up with a plan!
Beezy: Sweet! What's step two?
Jimmy: Haven't gotten that far yet.
Chez Beezy
Beezy: [Panicing] Heloise! [Sees Heloise welding a claw onto a merman] Heloise, why are you welding in the dark?
Heloise: I'm on my brake.
Beezy: But you can't go on brake! Not now!
Heloise: Watch me.
Beezy: [To himself] Okay, you can do this Beezy. I believe in you.
Beezy: [Looks at reflection in a frying pan and panics] I can't I'm scared! I don't know what to do!
Heloise: [Slaps him with a dead fish]
Beezy: [Calmly] Thank you, Heloise. I needed that.
Heloise: I wasn't trying to help you. I just wanted to slap you with a fish.
Jimmy: MONKEY HANDS FOR FEET!
Spew Tube
Jimmy: [To Heloise] You posted the video on Spew Tube?! Heloise, you said you wouldn't!
Heloise: [Sweetly] I feel bad about it now... [Makes cute face]
Jimmy: [Crosses arms and looks angerly at her]
Heloise: [Gives up] It was worth a try.
Citizens: [Lauging] Belly-flop Lucius!!
Sammy: [Reading script] Lucius Heinous the Seventh is nothing but... A big chicken!
Lucius: Did he just call me a chicken?
Jimmy: [Grins and gives a thumbs up]
Sammy: [Grins and continues] A dummy. An imbecile. An foolish dictator with illusions of adequacy!
Lucius: Whoa! I will not be insulted by this little creature!
Sammy: You are ruining my moment! And I am not little; I'm bigger that you!
Lucius: [Deadly look] Are you calling me... [Roars and smashes desk] TINY?!
Lucius: [Chases Sammy]
Sammy: [Scream]
Monster Mutt
Heloise: [To Jimmy] This was supposed to just be the two of us.
Beezy: [Appears from nowhere eating Heloise's food] That's okay. I'm feeling kinda bumbed right now and could really use the company.
Heloise: [Sweetly] Well, if you want company, [angerly] feel free to hang out with THEM! [Points at her backyard graveyard]
Jimmy: Oh man, what are we going to do?!
Heloise: Well, there's still that picnic!
Jimmy: [Clenches teeth angerly] We are not doing anything until both Beezy and Cerbee are back to normal.
Heloise: They're never going to be normal.
Beezy-in-Cerbbe-body: Hey look guys! I can bite my own foot! Ha, ha!
A Cold Day In Miseryville
Heloise: Behold! My latest invention, the Snow Burrador 901!
Jimmy and Beezy: Wooooooooow!
Jimmy: Why 901?
Heloise: The first 900 didn't work out.
Jimmy: But this one works, right?
Heloise: Nope. But, that's what makes it fun!
Beezy: Eeeeww! Is that dandruff?
Heloise: Yeah, I build a giant machine that makes dandruff... It's snow, icebrain!!
Jimmy: [To angry mob] Look, Heloise invented this machine, why don't you ask her to turn it off?
Green Citizen: Eh, because, uhm... She's uh.. Kind of, uh, s-scary.
Red Citizen: Have you seen her smile!?
Mount Misery
Lucius: We few, we miserable few, we seek not to fight. But if they beg for battle, then better battlers we be! And we be "bictorious"!
Heloise: Bictorious?
Sammy: He wrote it himself.
Heat Blanket Jimmy
Lucius: It's all about the evil. You think it, you are it!
Lucius: It makes my insides so chilly!
Jimmy: I've got an idea to beat the heat! Did someone say BEACH PARTY!?
Beezy: No.
Heloise: I didn't hear anything.
Jimmy: Okay, then I will. BEACH PARTY!!
[Jimmy jumps into the air and freezes]
Heloise: How's he do that?
[Beezy pokes Jimmy and he floats away like a balloon]
Lucius: Okay, from now on no more Mr. Nice Guy! Where's my jetpack?
Sammy: You're wearing it.
Lucius: Exactly! And away I go!
[Lucius flies into the roof]
Lucius: The roof. Open the roof.
[Sammy presses the button and opens the roof. Lucius flies into the second roof.
Lucius: [Hurt] Open the second roof!
[Sammy opens the second roof and Lucius flies into the third]
Lucius: [Injured] Open them all...
Sammy: [To Beezy] Your father's been swallowed by a fish!
Beezy: My father doesn't eat fish...
Sammy: Swallowed by a fish. [Sammy draws a fish on the sand stuck on Beezy] Inside a fish! This is a fish, he's inside it!
Beezy: No, you are!
Beezy: Jimmy! You gotta help me save my dad! He's eating fish!
Sammy: Eaten by a fish! What is so complicated?...
Heloise: [To Jimmy] You can surf?
[A surfboard randomly comes out of Jimmy's mouth]
Jimmy: Sure! How hard can it be?
[Beezy lays on a surfboard in the sand, trying to make it move]
Beezy: Really hard!
Old Woman: [About ice cream] Tastes like... old feet.
Heloise: Shh! That's the secret ingredient.
[Everyone runs away screaming]
Jimmy: You did that on purpose.
Heloise: I don't like a crowded beach. Wanna dance?
Jimmy: [Nods, jumps, and freezes in the air]
Heloise: How does he do that?
Cellphone-itis
Dr. Scientist: [Showing Beezy a video of people talking on their cell phones] Look at them. They're disgusting! Do you want to be like them?
Beezy: [Crying a little] Yes...
Dr. Scientist: [Slaps Beezy] No! I will ask you again, do you want to be like them?
Beezy: I feel a cramping in my hand. I kiss it!
Lucius: Someone! Call for help!
[Everyone looks at the pile of cell phones Lucius burned]
Heloise: Now that is ironic.
Power Squid and Spaghetti Beezy
Heloise: [To Jimmy and Beezy] I think I have something you might want to see.
{The trio goes to Heloise's lab]
Heloise: [Pulls out a box and opens it. Awe Guy comes out. Heloise slams box shut] Wrong box.
Heloise: [Pulls out a different box and opens it. Box shines with glory]
Jimmy: Oooo, glowy!
Beezy: You can't fight clowns with just glow!
Heloise: [Rolls eyes and pulls out squid invention]
Jimmy: [To clowns] You don't wanna mess with me. For I am...
[Jimmy sees Beezy letting the clowns throw pies at him]
Jimmy: Beezy!
Beezy: I thought I was Beezy.
The Big Date
Jimmy: [To Jez] Do you like movies?
Jez: No.
Beezy: [Whispering to Jimmy] I'll handle this. [To Jez] Do you like movies?
Jez: [Looks at him]
Beezy: [Whispers to Jimmy] Ask her if she likes movies.
Jez: Here's what my laugh would sound like if I found anything you did funny! [Laughs sarcasticly]
[Heloise overhears from another table]
Heloise: [Angerly] No one laughs at Jimmy but me!
Carnival Lucius
Heloise: [Showing Lucius a model of a carnival] I call it... A carnival! It cheats people, drives them crazy, and still they come back for more!
Sammy: [Coyly] Oohhh, where'd you get that idea?
Heloise: [Grits teeth] It's called...
[Switches scene to Jimmy in his backyard]
Jimmy: [Happily] A carnival! It's got rides that spin you around and around -
[Switches back to Heloise]
Heloise: - And go so fast they make you feel sick! And just when you think it's over -
[Switches to Jimmy]
Jimmy: [Happily] They speed up again! Oh, and the food!
[Switches to Heloise]
Heloise: Fatty, chunky, dripping with grease -
[Switches to Jimmy]
Jimmy: [Happily] And lots and lots of sugar. Oh, and so many people!
Heloise: Long line-ups, and constant shoving!
Baby Boom
Jimmy: [To Tori] Tori, you don't have to be jealous of your little sister. 'Cause, ya know, you're special, in your own special way, ya know?
Tori: What are you talking about?
Jimmy: Yeah, I don't know. I saw that on TV once. Did it help any?
Tori: Not really. Points for trying. I kind of feel bad about ratting you out to my dad now.
Jimmy and Beezy: Say what......? [Mouths open really wide as they say this and Awe Guy pops up and sings an angelic choir]
Way Below Par
Heloise: Here. Use this ball for good luck.
Jimmy: Um, but my ball's fine!
[Heloise takes golf ball from Jimmy and crushes it with her teeth, then hands Jimmy her's]
Jimmy: Uh, yeah, sure. Your ball's great...
Jimmy Matchmaker
Jimmy: Well that's it. No more match-making for me. [Glues a piece of statue back on]
Heloise: Maybe not for Beezy, but what about you and me?
Jimmy: [Doesn't look away from statue] What about you and me what?
Heloise: [Whistles, points at Jimmy then at herself]
Jimmy: [Scoffs] What's that?
Heloise: [Repeats action angerly]
Jimmy: [Looks down at Heloise] Why are you whistling?
Heloise: [Growls and punches the statue]
Fused Together
Jimmy: We need a plan.
Beezy: No, you are!
Heloise: Those boys wanna be together?! Fine! I'LL MAKE THEM INSEPERABLE!! BUAHAHAHAH!
Heloise: [In disguse] Step right up and prepare to be amazed! Just come on in and have a seat.
[Pulls back curtain and shows a chair with a bear trap around it]
Jimmy: [Uncertainly] I don't know, looks like a trap to me.
Heloise: It's not a trap!
Jimmy: It looks like one.
Beezy: Looks like one to me too.
Beezy: Dressing the same is so cool!
Two-headed Monster: [Both] You said it was one of a kind!
Beezy: Jealous! It looks better on us.
Beezy: Mind scrubbing my back?
Jimmy: I am your back!
Beezy: Sorry to disappoint you Heloise! We're having F-U-N. Tell her, Jimmy.
Jimmy: [Injured] I like corn...
Jimmy: Watch out for boobytraps. We know she's gonna bait you with food. So don't fall for it!
Beezy: As if I'd ever-- Oooo! A hotdog!
Beezy: You're the one who fused us together!
Heloise: Because that was funny.
Beezy: Well, this is funny too!
[Beezy drinks the milkshake and splashes it out on Heloise through his nose. Heloise becomes very angry]
Beezy: Iheheh... Maybe not as funny as I thought.
Heloise: [Furious] You're going down, BOTH OF YOU!
Jimmy: What did I do?
Best Bud Battles
Jimmy: I don't want to get in the way.
Beezy: You wont, stay at my place!
Heloise: My place!
Both: I'm his best friend! I am! Stop saying what I'm saying! I'm not, you are!
Jimmy: Stop! You're both my best friends!
Beezy: Booooring! Let's go to my place, best friend!
Jimmy: Do you two always have to fight?
Beezy: Do birds have ears?
That's a good qustion, do birds have ears?
[Jimmy and Beezy thinks untill a bird enters.]
Bird: C'mon people! Of course we have ears! And feelings too...
Beezy: Let's go! I got the new vid. game "Smash Ninja Rocket Pack"!
Jimmy: SMASH NINJA ROCKET PACK!!
Beezy: And a pony.
Jimmy: Ahihihihi! A po-ney?!
[Runs off, Heloise enters carrying plate with a lot of food]
Heloise: Just whipped this up from scratch. Jimmy? JIMMY!?!
[Lucius rings Heloise's door bell.]
Heloise: [Looking through peek hole] Hah! I can't believe Beezy J. Heinous is trying to trick me. Good luck!
[Heloise opens the door]
Heloise: Why hello, Luuuuucius! That's who you are right, Luuuucius? Not Beezy in disguise?
Lucius: No, it's me, Lucius. Heloise, I came because I want to go over the Misery Index with you.
Heloise: You look tired, why don't you sit down while we do that, Luuuucius [Pulls out chair with rocket attached]
Lucius: Well... I am a little tired. [Sits in chair]
[Heloise grabs a control and presses the button]
Lucius: Aren't you being unusually-- AAAAARRRRGH!
[Lucius is launched up in the skies]
Heloise: Bye bye, Beezy!!
[Beezy enters in a chicken costume]
Heloise: Oh, that wasn't you disguised as Lucius?
Beezy: No, but that's a good idea!
Jimmy: [To wishing well Lucius fell in earlier] I wish my friends would get along.
Lucius: Friends! Hah! Who needs them.
Jimmy: [Surprised] That's what I say!
Lucius: Always trying to act all pleased, always roping you into dopey musical numbers.
Jimmy: Uhm, no, not really.
Lucius: Always looking to borrow money with no intention paying it back. You know who you are, Sammy Garvin! Never caring enough to... You know, get into a fight over me. That's what real friendship is all about. Misery!
[edit] Season 2
Everyone Can Whistle (Jimmy is asleep in bed and he is snoring lightly)
[Birds Chirping In Distance]
Jimmy: [Gasps In Excitement] "I hear whistling!" "Sweet!"
Jimmy: "I don't understand........but I like........"
Beezy: [Signal Whistle]
Beezy: [More Signal Whistle]
Beezy eats an entire 4 cheese pizza and licks his entire face.......
Jimmy: "Wow!" "Whistling does all that?" "Awesome........."
'Lucius Heinous VII: [Whistling casually]
Lucius Heinous VII: [Whistling Off Key]
Lucius Heinous VII: "Yes..........."
Jimmy: "Around here.........good things come to whistlers."
Jimmy: [Tries To Whistle Loudly, But Spits Saliva All Over The Place]
General Molotov: [Loud Signal Whistle]
Jimmy: "What's that? opportunity whistling?"
General Molotov: [Loud Signal Whistle Continues]
Jimmy: "Hey, Mo-mo, can you teach me how to do that? all I can do is this......"
(Jimmy does the same thing over and over again.......)
General Molotov: "Uh oh..........."
Jimmy: "Yeah.........on 2nd thought........I think I'll ask some 1 else."
Peep: (singing) Everyone can whistle, quick as a tick, everyone can whistle, even the sick......everyone can whistle, one head or two, everyone can whistle, even you.
