John Hegley

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John Hegley

John Hegley (born 1 October 1953) is an English performance poet and musician.


Glad To Wear Glasses (1990)[edit]

  • My grandmother used to say before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses make sure you're not on about the muck on your own her glasses were filthy
  • In the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover. Adam's rib is buried in the garden
    • "God is dog"
  • From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads you don't have to change your underwear but you have to change at Leeds
    • "Bradford to Bristol"
  • This winter I hope you get a splinter if you make a toboggan and it is a mahog'un
    • "Poem about not using tropical hardwoods because it diminishes the rain forests"

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