The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
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The Life and TImes of Juniper Lee (2005–2007), was an American animated television series. The series centers on the life of a preteen girl, named Juniper Lee. The magic and human worlds have been separated by a magical barrier, preventing ordinary humans from seeing any magic-related events or the creatures related to them. Juniper has recently been made the new Te Xuan Ze, which gives her the responsibility of maintaining the balance between the human and magic worlds. The show has a fairly campy take on the genre, and at times often makes fun of itself. Being a Te Zuan Ze is not easy for Juniper. She has to postpone what she likes doing the most just to save the world.
Season 1 
It's your party and I'll whine if I want to [1.1] 
- Ophelia Ramírez: One, there's no music. Two, if there was music, I wouldn't like it. Three, no.
It Takes a Pillage [1.3] 
- Jody is possessed by a Viking spirit
- Jody Irwin: Give me the medallion, you milk-livered runt!
- Juniper Lee: Runt?! I've got two inches on you!
Enter Sandman [1.6] 
- June, Ray Ray, and Dennis are practicing their musical act for the school's talent show. Dennis complains that his siblings' performance is subpar to his own.":
Juniper Lee: Mom and dad are the only ones that heard us, and they made up sound proof in the basement!
Dennis: Oh yeah, well, Ray Ray doesn't even know which song were playing.
Ray Ray: Dude, I go where the music takes me. *he drums*
Juniper Lee: If we wanna go to the contest, can we please, just try to get thru one song?
Bada Bing, Bada Boomfist
There's No Mitzvah Like Snow Mitzvah [1.8] 
Star Quality [1.9] 
Picture Day [1.10] 
The Great Escape [1.11] 
Oh Brother, What Art Thou? [1.11] 
It's the Great Pumpkin, Juniper Lee [1.12] 
Meet the Parent [1.14] 
Take My Life, Please [1.15] 
Magic Takes a Holiday [1.16] 
The World According to L.A.R.P. [1.17] 
io riesco con un piccolo aiuto dai miei Elf [1.18] 
il mio piccolo aiutante elfo
Ding Dong the Witch Ain't Dead [1.19] 
Enter Sandman [1.20] 
Not in My Backyard [1.21] 
June: Ray-Ray, what did you do?
Ray-Ray: Relax, when I find you're gonna laugh, I swear........"
Meanwhile.........up in the attic..........
June: "Ray-Ray, stop that, he's a monster, not a land fill."
New Trickster in Town [1.22] 
Thor: "ording pity party of one please, your table is ready, tonights special is an oven roasted filet of poor me, served on a delightful bed of cry me a river."
Juniper: "Thanks for all your help. I hope we did not interupt anything." Thor: "Well, just book club. But it's ok"...whispering "I hadn't read it yet anyway, don't tell anybody."
It Takes a Pillage [1.23] 
I've Got My Mind on My Mummy and My Mummy on My Mind [1.24] 
June: "Ray-Ray.......what did you do?"
June: "What did you do?"
June: "Nothing? we've got 40 pounds of slug in our toilet.........what did you do?"
It's Your Party and I'll Whine if I Want To [1.25] 
Season 2 
Adventures in Babysitting 
- Monroe: He's about as magical as a sack of hammers! (Referring to Juniper's Father)
Dream Date 
Roger asks Ophelia if she would go to the school dance with him
- Ophelia: I'd rather put my head in a bucket of roaches.
- Roger: So... is that a yes or a maybe?
- Ophelia: Idiot.
- Roger: Oh yeah, that's a maybe!