Marty Feldman
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Marty Feldman (8 July 1934 – 2 December 1982) was an English writer, comedian and BAFTA award winning actor, notable for his bulging eyes.
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- Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
- The Times, June 9, 1969.
- Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.
- Interviewed in Wendy Leigh Speaking Frankly (London: Muller, 1978) [1]
- Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
- Marty Feldman - Six Degrees of Separation, BBC4.
- I feel about Keaton the way an organist thinks of Bach.
- Marty Feldman - Six Degrees of Separation, BBC4.
- I carry Keaton's photo around with me to remind me what happened to him. If the Hollywood system can destroy him it can destroy me.
- Marty Feldman - Six Degrees of Separation, BBC4.
- When I quoted Bulwer Lytton's "The pen is mightier than the sword" to Marty Feldman he added reflectively, "Yes, and considerably easier to write with."
- Kenneth Williams Acid Drops (London: Orion, [1980] 1999) p. xvi.
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- I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. [2]
- Money can't buy poverty. [3]