Meet the Robinsons
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Meet the Robinsons is a 2007 computer-animated family film produced by Walt Disney Pictures about a young boy named Lewis, who is very smart and invents things but does not have any family, even though he wants one. Then one day, Lewis' world was changed when a boy called Wilbur, who has a time-machine, takes Lewis on a trip to the future to meet Wilbur's family - The Robinsons.
[edit] Dialogue from the film
- Wilbur Robinson: Well it's been a long day filled with emotional turmoil and dinosaur fights.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Ah, yes. You are now under my control.
- Frankie: I am now under your control.
- (Bowler Hat Guy laughs; Frankie does monotone laughing)
- Bowler Hat Guy: Stop laughing.
- Frankie: Stop laughing.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Don't repeat everything I say.
- Frankie: I won't repeat everything you say.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.
- Frankie: Excellent.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Uh, did you just say "excellent" because I said "excellent"?
- Frankie: Uh, no.
- Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.
- Frankie: Excellent.
- Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
- Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts.
--rimshot--
- Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
- Dinosaur: (in dinosaur language) I have a big head, and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
- Dr. Krunklehorn: I haven't slept in eight days.
- Teacher: Well can I offer you a cot?
- Dr. Krunklehorn: Nope. I've got the caffeine patch. I invented it myself. One patch is the equivalent to twelve cups of coffee. You can stay awake for days with no side effects. (screams, scaring teacher) Sorry.
- Mildred: Poor Mr. Harrington.
- Lewis: (immediately scared) I killed him?
- Mildred: No, no. You didn't kill him. He's perfectly fine.
- Tallulah: Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma.
- Laszlo: Ah, lighten up, sis.
- Tallulah: Lasz, I mean it.
- Uncle Fritz: Children, please. Your mother's trying to take a nap.
- Aunt Petunia: What is all the yelling out here?
- Tallulah and Laszlo: He/she started it.
- Aunt Petunia: I don't want to hear any more.
- Uncle Fritz: Now, sweetie--
- Aunt Petunia: Don't you "sweetie" me. I'm going for a drive.
- [sound of a car roaring away]
- Grandpa Bud: That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.
- Gaston: And so it begins. Ready, aim, fire.
- Franny: Ha. Surely that is not the best you can do. (sound doesn't match her lips, like a poorly dubbed martial arts movie)
- Gaston: Impressive, little sister. Your skills are strong, but not strong enough.
- Franny: Your words do not threaten me, brother.
- Gaston: Then enough words. Now the real battle begins.
- Franny:Your meatballs are useless against me.
- Gaston: Then perhaps it's time for spicy Italian sausage.
- Franny: No!
- Lewis: My project didn't work because I'm no good. There is no Bowler Hat Guy, there is no time machine, and you're not from the future. You're crazy.
- Wilbur: Whoa-ho! I am not crazy.
- Lewis: Oh, yeah, Captain Time Travel? Prove it.
- Wilbur: Ah, um.
- Lewis: Yeah, that's what I thought. I'll just go lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple of years.
- Wilbur: If I prove to you I'm from the future, will you go back to the Science Fair?
- Lewis:Yeah, sure; whatever you say.( Wilbur starts to push him on to the edge of the roof) Hey, where are we going? What are you doing? Let go of me.
- Wilbur: Okay.(he pushes him off the roof)
- Lewis:(stops in midair) Ahh!(Wilber presses a botton and a time machine appires)what is this where are we going?
- Wilbur:to...the future!
- Wilbur: Pop quiz. Who've you met, and what have you learned?
- Lewis: Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she--
- Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.
- Lewis: Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dimitri are twins and I don't know who they're related to.
- Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.
- Lewis: Bud is married to Lucille and Cornelius is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
- Wilbur: (muses for a moment) Tom Selleck.
- Lewis: Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
- Wilbur: You're forgetting something.
- Lewis: Forgetting--Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
- Wilbur: And no one realized that you were from the past?
- Lewis: Nope.
- Wilbur: Whew.
- Lewis: Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.
- Franny: Mister, you're grounded 'til you die.
