Monty Python's Personal Best

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John Cleese[edit]

Intertitle: In memory of Mr John Cleese, who died recently, we will first show you his favourite fairy tale.
Narrator: Once upon a time, long, long ago, there lay in a valley far, far away in the mountains the most contented kingdom the world has ever known. It was called Happy Valley, and it was ruled over by a wise old king called Otto. And all his subjects flourished, and were happy. And there were no discontents or grumblers, because wise King Otto had them all put to death, along with the trade union leaders, many years before.