Omid Djalili
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Omid Djalili (pronounced "Omeed Jaleelee", Persian: امید جلیلی , born September 30, 1965) is an Iranian-English stand-up comedian and actor.
[edit] No Agenda (2007)
- What do you call an honest Iranian businessman? Asif.
- Its part of a comedy cultural exchange tour: tonight, I am doing the UK and Jim Davidson is being buggered in Baghdad right now, systematically and without cessation, by United States Troops! Such fun.
- Semtex... with nowt taken out!
- Imitating suicide bombers from Leeds
- A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
- I am the only Iranian comedian in the world... and that's three more than Germany!
- YOU BASTARD! Come to my carpet shop.
