Oscar (1991 film)

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Oscar is a 1991 American comedy film directed by John Landis. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Marisa Tomei, Ornella Muti, Tim Curry, and Chazz Palminteri and was a rare attempt by Stallone at doing a comedy role.

Snaps[edit]

  • Poole was right! You are an ox and a moron!
  • [removing Connie's many weapons] It's like disarming Germany.

Dialogue[edit]

Eduardo: Ah, so now you want to make-a peace with you papa? You want to me die happy.
Snaps: Of course, Papa.
Eduardo: So now you want to me die! [slaps him]

Lisa: ...I want to go to the top of the Empire State Building!
Anthony: And what am I doing during all this? Babysitting Oscar's kid?
Lisa: You always this nasty?
Anthony: YES! Get used to it!
Lisa: [gasps] I'm marrying a brute! I never want to see your face again... until the wedding!
Anthony: That's fine with me! And separate honeymoons!
Lisa: Fine!
Anthony: See you in church!
Lisa: Hmph!

Dr. Poole: [about Snaps' daughter, Lisa] She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs!
Snaps: That's what got her into this jam!

Aldo: Breakfast is soived.
Snaps: "Served", you paluka!

Snaps: [pointing to Anthony] Pop this guy!
Aldo: Boss, we cant have a stiff in the house with company coming!
Snaps: You're right. It ain't proper.

Snaps: Connie! Am-scary!
Connie: Do I have to, boss? Every time I have, I fall behind.

Connie: Even in the old days, he was known as an honest crook.
Dr. Poole: That's an oxymoron.
Connie: Gee, you shouldn't ought to said that, Doc.
Snaps: Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.

External links[edit]

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