Paul F. Tompkins
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Paul F. Tompkins (born 12 September 1968) is an American actor and comedian.
[edit] Driven to Drink (1998)
- You have to eat before you drink! If you remember nothing else I've said tonight, remember to eat before you drink!
[edit] Freak Wharf (2009)
- In the line of work that I'm in, every day is Saint Patrick's Day. So I might decide, any old three o'clock in the afternoon, it's Saint Patrick's Day today!
