Pinocchio (1940 film)
- Directed by Ben Sharpsteen, Hamilton Luske, Norman Ferguson, T. Hee, Wilfred Jackson, Jack Kinney, and Bill Roberts. Written by Ted Sears, Otto Englander, Webb Smith, William Cottrell, Joseph Sabo, Erdman Penner, and Aurelius Battaglia.
- I can move. I can talk. I can walk!
- I should've listened to you, Jiminy.
- I'd rather be smart than be an actor.
Jiminy Cricket 
- [after singing "When You Wish Upon a Star"] Pretty, huh? I'll bet a lot of you folks don't believe that, about a wish comin' true, do ya? Well, I didn't, either. Of course, I'm just a cricket singing my way from hearth to hearth, but let me tell you what made me change my mind...
- [after Pinocchio is brought to life] What they can't do these days.
- [When Pinocchio is locked in a cage] Oh, buck up, son. It could be worse. Be cheerful... [breaks down and cries] LIKE ME!! [Pinocchio begins to sob harder, and a tear fell on his hat] Awwww, take it easy, son. Go ahead, blow. [Pinocchio blows his nose on the hankerchef] Atta boy. [Jiminy also blows his nose with the hankerchef]] Oh, well, it stopped raining anyway.
- A fine conscience I turned out to be!
- What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?
- Go ahead. Make a fool of yourself, and maybe you'll listen to your concience.
- [while at Pleasure Island] Pinocchio! [coughs] Pinocchio! There's something phony about all this. I got to get him outta here.
- Pinocchio! So this is where I find you? How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself, [Pulls the ciger out of Pinocchio's mouth and tosses it] smoking! Playing pool! [Jiminy kicks the #8 ball, and shouts in pain] Owww! You're coming right home with me this minute!
- Jiminy Cricket: Now, you see, the world is full of temptations.
- Pinocchio: Temptations?
- Jiminy Cricket: Yep, temptations. They're the wrong things that seem right at the time, but, uh... even though the right things may seem wrong sometimes, or sometimes the wrong things, [chuckles] may be right at the wrong time, or visa versa. [clears throat] Understand?
- Pinocchio: [shakes his head] Uh-uh. But I'm gonna do right.
- Jiminy Cricket: Atta boy, Pinoke! And I'm gonna help ya.
- Stromboli: There! This will be your home, (locks Pinocchio in a bird cage) where I can find you always!
- Pinocchio: No! No! No!
- Stromboli: Yes! Yes! Yes! To me, you are belonging. We will tour the world. Paris, London, Monte Carlo, "Constantanopelie".
- Pinocchio: No! No!
- Stromboli: Yes! We start tonight! Hmmmm....you will make lots of money, for me! And when you are growing too old, you will make good...FIREWOOD! [throws his axe, which lands on a broken puppet, Stromboli laughs evilly as Pinocchio looks horrified]
- Pinocchio: Let me outta here! I gotta get out! You can't keep me!
- Stromboli: [jumps and slams his feet on the ground] QUIET! SHUT UP! Before I knock-a you silly. Good night, my little wooden gold mine. [Stromboli laughs again, slams the door, blows out the light, and make the room completely dark.]
- [Foulfellow is telling the Coachman their success at fooling Pinocchio]
- Foulfellow: ...and the dummy fell for it! [laughs] Hook, Line, and Sinker! [continues laughing, as Gideon hiccups] And he still thinks we're his friends! And did Stromboli pay? Plenty! [lays a small bag of money on the table] That shows how low Honest John will stoop... eh, Giddy? [Gideon, drinking a beer, nods in agreement right before hiccuping, spilling the beer all over him] Now, Coachman... what's your proposition?
- The Coachman: Well... how would you blokes like to make some real money? [lays an even larger bag of money on the table]
- Foulfellow: Well! And who do we have to, eh... [makes throat-slashing motion]?
- The Coachman: No, no! Nothing like that. You see... [looks around to see if anyone is listening; Foulfellow does the same] I'm collecting stupid little boys.
- Foulfellow: "Stupid little boys"?
- The Coachman: You know, the disobedient ones who play hooky from school.
- Foulfellow: Oh!
- The Coachman: And you see... [whispers in Foulfellow's ear; Gideon puts his ear to Foulfellow's other ear so he can listen as well] And I takes 'em to Pleasure Island.
- Foulfellow: [nods in agreement] Ah, Pleasure Island... [is suddenly shocked at this mention] Pleasure Island?! But the law! Suppose they...?!
- The Coachman: No, no. There is no risk. They never come back... as BOYS!! [leans in close to camera and smiles wickedly]
- Foulfellow: Close your eyes. What do you see?
- Pinocchio: Nothing.
- Foulfellow: [holds a spotted handkerchief in front of Pinocchio] Open them. Now what do you see?
- Pinocchio: Spots.
- Lampwick: (While on the coach to Pleasure Island he and Pinocchio meet for the first time) Me name's Lampwick wat's yours?
- Pinocchio: (Doff's his hat) Pinocchio!
- Lampwick: Ever been to pleasure Island?
- Pinocchio: No
- Lampwick: Me neither!
(The coachman smiles evily)
- Lampwick: Huh. To hear that beetle talk... [takes a sip of his beer] You'd think something was gonna happen to us.
- [Lampwick then sprouts donkey ears unaware of this. Pinocchio gapes, looks down at his beer, realizes that it has an effect in it, and pushes it away]
Conscience. Ah, phooey!
- [strikes a ball and grows a donkey tail as a shocked Pinocchio throws away his cigar]
Where does he get that stuff? How do you ever expect to be a real boy? [leans over the pool table, his head turns brown] What's he think I look like? [grabs his cigar and shows Pinocchio that he now has a donkey head] A jackass?
- Pinocchio: You sure do. [laughs, but suddenly begins to bray in the middle of his laughter, and then covers his mouth to stop in shock.]
- Lampwick: Hey, you laugh like a donkey.
[laughs, then also brays, and covers his mouth to stop] Did that come out of me?!
- [Pinocchio nods in a horrified look. Lampwick feels his face, realizing he has a muzzle, and feels nothing but fur, until he tugs at his ears] What the--?
What's going on?!
- [looks in the mirror, realizes that he is turning into a donkey, and screams in terror]
- Lampwick: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'VE BEEN DOUBLE-CROSSED! Help! Help! SOMEBODY HELP! I'VE BEEN FRAMED! HELP!!
- [begs to Pinocchio, who was backing into a wall, and getting his braces grabbed Lampwick's hands] Please, you've gotta help me. Oh, look, come on, be a pal. Call that beetle. Call anybody.
- [lets go of Pinocchio as his hands close up and become hooves]
- Lampwick: Mama? MAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAA!!...
- [in the shadow, Lampwick is forced on all fours, having turned completely into a donkey, begins to kick everything in the room, and starts braying uncontrollably. Pinocchio runs away and hides under a chair. After Lampwick leaves braying wildly, he sprouts grey donkey ears.]
- Pinocchio: OOOOH!!! What's happening?
- Jiminy: (Running towards the pool hall) I hope I'm not too late.
- Pinocchio: What will I do? (Sprouts a grey donkey tail, grabs hold of its end, and gasps)
[Pinocchio, having heard that Geppetto is alive after getting swallowed by Monstro, takes off to save him]
- Jiminy Cricket: [following after Pinocchio] Hey, where ya goin'?
- Pinocchio: I'm going to find him!
- Jiminy Cricket: But Pinoke, are you crazy? Don't you realize he's in a whale?
- Pinocchio: I've gotta go to him!
- Jiminy Cricket: Hey, Pinoke! Wait! Listen here, son!
- [Pinocchio keeps going straight to a high cliff overlooking the ocean, Jiminy following all the way]
- Jiminy Cricket: But this Monstro, I've heard of him; he's a whale of a whale! [Pinocchio starts tying a rock to his donkey tail] Why, he swallows whole ships alive! [He then helps tie Pinocchio's tail to the rock completely] Tie it good and tight now. And besides, it's dangerous! Why, I...
- Pinocchio: Good-bye, Jiminy.
- Jiminy Cricket: Good-bye? I may be live bait down there, but I'm with ya! [hops onto the rock and holds his nose] Let's go. LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!