Pretty Little Liars
Pretty Little Liars is an American mystery teen drama thriller television series created by Marlene King. Based on the popular series of novels written by Sara Shepard, the show premiered on June 8, 2010 on ABC Family.
Season 1 [edit]
Pilot [edit]
- Spencer: Whoa, careful Aria. Drink too much and you'll tell us all your secrets.
- Alison: Friends share secrets. That's what keeps us close. (To Aria) Drink up.
- Wren: You probably have a fluid build-up in your bursa sack.
- Spencer: You probably say that to all the girls.
- Hanna: Oh, my God.
- Aria: It's from--
- Emily: I got one too.
- Spencer: "I'm still here bitches.
- All: ...And I know everything. - A"
- Hanna: I cannot believe Spencer Hastings actually has time to shop. I mean, you're interning for the mayor, taking classes at Hollis, and redoing the barn. And in your leisure moments you Facebook and tweet.
- Spencer: You know me. I like to stay busy.
- Hanna: It's called a summer vacay, Spence.
- Spencer: And you spent yours sunning and shopping.
- Hanna: Tweet tweet.
- Spencer: ... Did you see the paper today?
- Hanna: (Nods) Yeah.
- Spencer: She's gone but she's everywhere...
- Melissa: I was hoping you'd be happy for me.
- Spencer: Well, you know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.
- Emily: Poor Ali.
- Hanna: Can you believe what a scene this is?
- Aria: Alison would've loved it.
- Spencer: Popular in life and death.
- Aria: I heard the cops took Hanna down to the police station today.
- Spencer: You don't think she'd ever tell about--
- Hanna: The Jenna thing? We made a promise...
- Hanna: Ali, did you download the new Beyonce?
- Alison: Ugh, not yet.
- Emily: I am loving her new video.
- Alison: Maybe a little too much, Em.
- I bet he fools around with his students all the time. A lot of teachers do. Just ask your dad --A
- Poor Spencer. Always wants Melissa's boyfriends. But, remember if you kiss, I tell. --A
- Maya: They found your friend...
- Emily: I knew she'd come back. Is she inside--
- Maya: Emily... They found Alison's body...
"The Jenna Thing" [edit]
- Emily: If a Hastings has a shot, she takes a shot.
- Maya: Is that a drinking game?
- Spencer: Yeah, it should be.
- Maya: Yup, new girl moved in to dead girl's house... I can't believe I just said that...
- Spencer: I can't believe you just said that, either...
Maya: I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.
- Emily: Maybe I'm not the person everyone thinks I am.
- Hanna: Who is?
- Did you get a goodnight kiss? Here's one from me. XO --A
- Dead girls walking.-A
- Maya: (About Spencer) She's intense.
- Emily: If you knew her parents, you'd understand.
"To Kill a Mocking Girl" [edit]
- Spencer: It's probably just a rabbit.
- Hanna: Hello?
- Spencer: It's a rabbit, Hanna. It's not gonna answer you.
- Heads up, BFFs. It's open season on liars and I'm hunting. --A
- Jenna: Whisper, whisper, whisper. It's almost like Alison is still here.
- Spencer: I made some pasta if you're hungry.
- Melissa: I'm not eating pasta. I don't wanna be depressed AND fat.
- Maya: I skipped scary and went straight to Snooki.
"Can You Hear Me Now?" [edit]
- Hanna: (to Sean) What are you doing with that skinny latte who drives you around?
- Spencer: I spy with my little eye something that begins with F.
- Hanna: Hey Mr. Fitz!
- Spencer: Looking good Mr. Fitz! Now, there are teachers you don't wanna see on a bike, and teachers that you do wanna see on a bike.
- Hanna: I would not wanna see Mr. Glory on a bike.
- Aria: I saw you riding around town the other day...on your bike.
- Ezra: Yeah, I waved, remember? I would have stopped, but you weren't alone.
- Aria: Yeah, my friends, thought you had nice legs.
- Ezra: What do you think?
- Aria: That I was embarrassed that my friends thought you had nice legs.
- Spencer: (about Toby) Maybe he took a break from sitting on his porch and pulling the heads off of squirrels.
- Hanna: If you're gonna cheat, you might as well do it with someone who deep conditions her hair occasionally.
- Spencer: Here. Put something in your mouth besides your foot.
- Maya: (to Emily) I care about you, so I'll wait. You don't need to say anything. You just need to know that.
- Wren: (to Spencer) I was telling the truth- I wish I'd met you first.
- Toby: Notice how much we keep saying "sorry" to each other.
- Emily: Sorry.
- Wren: Your face is very fair.
- Spencer: How about some black coffee?
- Wren: I've been drinking scotch. I'd rather not mix my beverages.
- Lucky you, Aria! Most girls have to do their homework, you get to do the teacher. --A
"There's No Place Like Homecoming" [edit]
- Lions and tigers and bitches, oh my! There's no place like homecoming. See you there --A
- Aria: How did I just go from wearing mom jeans to being Samantha Ronson?
- Spencer: What are you gonna do instead?
- Aria: I'll just read these, then inhale a gallon of Chunky Monkey.
- Maya: Dance music isn't really my thing. I'm not really gaga for Gaga.
- Mona: If we start slipping up, you and I will be right back at the bottom again.
- Hanna: Yeah, well, I feel like I lost a few things on the way up.
- Spencer: Where's Alex?
- Melissa: He left.
- Spencer: What?
- Melissa: He left. Do you need me to tweet it to you?
"The Homecoming Hangover" [edit]
- Lucas: I didn't mean to invade your personal... skin.
- Hanna: It's okay. The leprosy cleared up.
- Spencer: You taking something for the pain?
- Emily: Yeah, but nothing that dulls my mother.
- Spencer: The devil has a name and it's Toby.
- Hanna: I really can't afford to take more field trips to the precinct.
- Spencer: You stole sunglasses? From who?
- Hanna: Not from a person, from a store! God, I have some class!
- Aria: (to her dad) Are you moving out? Just tell me now, I don't wanna find out when I'm setting the table.
- Sean: (to Hanna after her cell phone rings) Go ahead, answer it. I'm sure it's someone who pulls rank over me.
"Please, Do Talk About Me When I'm Gone" [edit]
- Alison: It's immortality, my darlings.
Aria: (about Jason DiLaurentis) How did he get into an Ivy League school? Spencer: It must have been affirmative action for goths and emos.
"The Perfect Storm" [edit]
- Emily: (about Alison) I loved her as more than a friend.
- Hanna: (to Mona) I think you're the one who needs a trip to Oz. See if the Wizard can find you a heart.
- Aria: Where are you going?
- Emily: To the restroom. But if you guys don't believe me, we can all try to squeeze into one stall.
- Mona: (to Lucas) You can go now. This beauty doesn't need a beast.
- Aria: I'm not looking for anyone more than a friend.
- Hanna: Why? I mean, don't you already have enough on Facebook?
- Hanna: Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You're already scary enough to anyone under 50.
- Spencer: I am not scary! ... (To Aria) Am I scary?
- Aria: ... A little.
- There's only so much you can bury, Emily. You're not done with me yet. --A
- Define desertion. Seems like you're about to lose Emily. Who's next? --A
- Hanna: (To Detective Wilden) Give her back the letter. Give it back or I swear to God, I will rip your head off!
"Keep Your Friends Close" [edit]
- Aria: Are you sure you gonna be okay?
- Hanna: Aria, I went to fat camp for five summers. I can handle some woods.
- Mona: (about her gifts) Whatever it is, I'm sure I'll love it. And if not, I'll return it!
- Toby: I spent a year in reform school. I've got friends in all the wrong places, and misery loves company.
- Melissa: I actually had a good time with Ian.
- Spencer: Wow. I will alert TMZ.
- Spencer: You're as in the dark as Jenna, looking for me in all the wrong places. --A
- Emily: Well, if this is the wrong place then what is the right place?
- She knew too much. --A
"Moments Later" [edit]
- Spencer: (about Aria and Ezra's relationship) Part of me thinks that's really self-destructive behavior, but most of me just thinks that's really hot.
- A (message on Hanna's cast): Sorry about losing my temper. My bad. Love, A.
- Emily: Well, whose car was it?
- Aria: ... Ezra Fitz...
- Spencer: Mr. Fitz?
- Emily: Aria?
- Spencer: Hanna...?
"Salt Meets Wound" [edit]
- Aria: (about bumper sticker on Hanna's leg) Next time try something mellower, like "Save the Planet."
- Spencer: Sorry, but there were not a lot of choices okay? It was either Humpty Dumpty or "Jesus is coming, look busy."
Lucas: Yeah, I'm kinda off studying. This semester I'm planning on going from honor roll to toilet bowl.
"Know your Frenimies" [edit]
- 'A' is for Alison not Amateur. --A
- Aria: A saved my relationship...
- Hanna: Yeah, well A tried to kill me.
- Don't say I never gave you anything, turn on your computer. --A
"Careful What U Wish 4" [edit]
- Hanna: (about Emily's flask) Where did you get that? ... This is mine.
- Emily: I helped myself.
- Hanna: To all of it?
- Wanna keep mommy out of prison? I have job for you. --A
- Job description: Heartbreaker. $200 for every dance with Lucas. --A
- You have his heart, now rip it out! $1000 for the last dance. --A
- Emily: (To Spencer when she tries to open her door for her) I can open my own damn door!
"If at First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again." [edit]
Emily: (About Paige McCullers) She made a comment about me being gay. Spencer: I will destroy her.
- Wanna help mama make some $$$$$ Show Mrs. Montgomery what her kid's been hiding. --A
"Je Suis Une Ami" [edit]
- Hanna: Go Emily!
- Aria: She's not swimming yet...
Aria: (To Hanna) Why are we sitting with Caleb?
- Hanna: Why not?
- Spencer: Hanna, I like stray dogs too, but sometimes they bite.
- Hanna: Well, don't worry, okay? This dog's has it's shots.
- Spencer: I think someone framing you.
- Toby: What made you change your mind?
- Spencer: I think someone may be trying to do the same thing to me.
- Caleb: Remind me again, which one's Bridgett?
- Hanna: Bridgett is the one drinking from her purse.
"The New Normal" [edit]
- Jenna: Toby, did you hear? We can get that awful thing off your leg now. The cab's waiting.
- Toby: Actually, I already have a ride.
- Jenna: Emily.
- Spencer: No, it's me.
- Jenna: Spencer... It's really very nice of you but I'm here now.
- Toby: I'm going with Spencer.
- Jenna: I see...
- Hanna: (To Aria) I don't like what knowing what I'm capable of.
- Spencer: (On the phone) Where are you?
- Aria: What are you talking about, I'm right here.
- Spencer: (Hears sirens) Any firetruck you can here at your house, I can hear at mine-- Oh my God! Are you in his apartment? Are you on the bed...?
- Aria: (Gets off the bed) No. I'm not... On the bed.
- Spencer: Is he there?
- Aria: Not exactly.
- Spencer: Is he taking a shower?
- Aria: He's getting take-out food for dinner! And this call is becoming very 1-900...
- Spencer: To talk to a hot english teacher press 3...
- Aria: Call ending now.
- Spencer: I'm sorry last night was a bust--
- Toby: It wasn't a complete bust... Plus, it was kinda fun to kick your ass in Scrabble.
- Spencer: It wasn't a complete ass kicking.
- Jenna is gonna be sooooo pissed! --A
"The Badass Seed" [edit]
- Hanna: Why is she aint wearing my bitch
- Spencer: So she can look small enough to play an 8 year old...
- Spencer: (To Hanna) You didn't read the entire play? (Looks at Aria)
- Aria: Hey, don't look at me, I'm just here to make her look taller.
- Jenna: I find evil so... Inspiring.
- Mr. Fitz: Uh... Inspiring?
- Hanna: (To Aria about Ezra) Is that the tie you bought him?
- Aria: Stop.
- Mona: What gives, Velma? Did you have a nasty dream last night about Shaggy?
- Hanna:I was in the shower with him
- Mona: Talk about a wet dream.
- Hanna: No, it wasn't a dream... He took a shower at my place.
- Mona: (Gasp) Did you lose your V-card?
- Hanna: No! Okay, I'm just... confused.
- Alison: Note to self: Don't drink and dive.
- Alison: The bolder the move, the less anyone questions it.
"Person of Interest" [edit]
- Spencer: I feel like whole parts of my brain have shut down... I used to like Alegebra-- or a least I understood it... And now it's a mess.
- Emily: Well, it can get really abstract.
- Spencer: Yeah, but that's I liked about it. X's, Y's, Z's-- none of it real. And I could deal with that. Just... Isolate the X factor. And now I feel like I'm the X factor...
- You're getting colder... --A
"Someone to Watch Over Me" [edit]
- Emily: Why an owl?
- Hanna: It's symbolic.
- Emily: Of.. what?
- Hanna: Of our first night together. We... Heard owls.
- Aria: Swooping down to carry off their prey?
- Toby: Do me a favor.
- Spencer: Anything.
- Toby: If you ever think about running away again... Call me first.
"Monsters in the End" [edit]
- Ezra: Are you gonna torture me because I gave her the ring instead of you? Seriously, Aria, it wasn't even a karat!
- Em! You definitely have a type: Love me. Lie for me. --A
"For Whom the Bell Tolls" [edit]
- Hanna: You're not going to be mad at me forever are you?
- Lucas: Probably.
- Caleb: Why are you doing this?
- Lucas: Because Hanna has the right to be happy.
- Aria:It's not from Spencer, it's from A... It's for all of us: "Buckle up, bitches nothing is as it seems." --A
- Aria: Did you really leave your mom a note?
- Hanna: Yeah, "Dear Mommy, I went to the woods to trap a killer."
- Hanna: How do you know that?
- Spencer: Don't you watch CNN?
- Hanna: ...
- Spencer: No need to answer that.
- Aria: Oh my God.
- Emily: Does this mean--
- Spencer: "It's not over until I say it is--
- Hanna: Sleep tight, bitches--
- All: While you still can. --A
Season 2 [edit]
"My Name Is Trouble" [edit]
- Toby: I love you so much.
- Spencer: I wanted to say that first.
"The Devil You Know" [edit]
- Hanna: [Wearing a tight short red dress.] So, mom, I need your opinion.
- Ashley: Absolutely not.
- Hanna: What? I haven't even asked you yet.
- Ashley: Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.
- Hanna: So what? I can't dance on his grave? Can I at least throw confetti?
"unmAsked" [edit]
- Anne: I never thought I'd find the strength to come back here, but your friend showed up and he was very convincing. I help people push through their fears, but he helped me push through mine.
- Spencer: Wait, our friend?
- [Anne motions them over to Toby, standing by his truck. He and Spencer walk to each other]
- Toby: Pretending not to love you was the hardest I've ever done.
Season 3 [edit]
"Will the Circle Be Unbroken" [edit]
- Spencer: I knew who I was when they found me. I knew that my family and friends would be worried. I just — I wanted to fold up and stop. I didn't want to think anymore.
- Anne: You were overwhelmed.
- Spencer: Yeah, well, I wasn't Spencer Hastings for almost a whole day and nobody else showed up to take the job, so, I guess I'm stuck with it.
- Anne: Because you're the only person in the world that can be you.
- Spencer: You don't have to rub it in. I'm sorry, this can't be very entertaining. There are people here with real problems.
- Anne: Just like you.
- Spencer: Yeah. Just like me. I...I fell down. In the woods. When I was running, I fell down and I looked at the ground and I saw my hand and my sleeve and the little button on my sleeve and some dirt and an old acorn, and I said to myself, "OK, if this is the last thing I ever see, I can handle that. I'm done. I've had enough." But it wasn't the last thing that I saw. I just kept going. How do you keep going when the worst thing has happened? What do you have to change inside to survive? Who do you have to become? I'm sorry. I don't expect you guys to understand. You don't know me. [From her point of view, she sees Emily, Aria and Hanna sitting across from her] I'm sorry, but that's true. You don't know who I am anymore. And you can't count on me.
"A DAngerous GAme" [edit]
- Toby:What we had was real.I've been pretending to work with Mona,so I can keep you save.I need you to believe me.
All -A Messages to Spencer Hastings [edit]
Poor Spencer. Always wants Melissa's boyfriends. But, remember if you kiss, I tell. --A
Define Desertion. Seems like you're about to lose Emily. Who's next? --A
'A' is for Alison, not Amateur. --A
Heads up, BFFs! It's open season on liars and I'm hunting... --A
It won't be that easy, bitches. --A
Point, set, match! --xo A
Jenna is gonna be SOOOO pissed! --A
It's not over until I say it is. Sleep tight, bitches. While you still can... --A
'RAT' me out! You're blood's next. --A
If only she could see how guilty you look. --A
You're getting colder... --A
You're as in the dark as Jenna, looking for me in all the wrong places. --A
Married for love or an Alibi? --A
I'm still here, bitches. And I know everything. --A
All -A Messages to Emily Fields [edit]
There's only so much you can bury, Emily. You're not done with me yet. --A
SOB! I've been replaced! You've found another friend to kiss! --A
Em! You defiantly have a type: Love me. Lie for me. --A
'RAT' me out! You're blood's next. --A
'A' is for Alison. Not Amateur. --A
Breaking news, bitches: Spencer Hastings now a person of interest in my death. --A
Did you get a goodnight kiss? Here's one from me... XO --A
Heads up BFFs! It's open season on liars and I'm hunting... --A
Hey, Em - You weren't the only one with Great Expectations. Check it out. Xoxo --A
Ding Dong the bitch is dead. --A
Mona played with dolls, I play with body parts. Game on bitches! --A
All -A Messages to Hanna Marin [edit]
Wanna keep mommy out of prison? I have a job for you. --A
Job description: Heartbreaker. $200 for every dance with Lucas. --A
Caleb's quiet, but how R U gonna shut ME up? --A
Buckle up, bitches nothing is as it seems. --A
Be careful Hanna! I hear prison food makes you fat. --A
Heads up, hon! Hefty Hanna never gets the guy. --A
You have his heart, now rip it out! $1000 for the last dance. --A
Breaking news, bitches: Spencer Hastings, now a person of interest in my death. --A
Ever wonder what goes on when your back is turned? --A
Watch your backs. I didn't. --A
'RAT' me out! Your blood's next. --A
Good luck putting it back together! Kisses! --A
Sorry I lost my temper. My bad. Kisses! --A
Now I know two secrets. Hanna got dissed and Emily got kissed! --A
'A' is for Alison. Not Amateur. --A
Wanna help mama make some $$$$$ Show Mrs. Montgomery what her kid's been hiding. --A
If only she could see how guilty you look. --A
Lions and tigers and bitches, oh my! There's no place like homecoming. See you there. --A
All -A Messages to Aria Montgomery [edit]
Maybe he fools around with all his students. Lots of teachers do just ask your dad... --A
When students kiss teachers someone gets HURT. That's a promise I will make sure I keep. --A
The LOVER and the SCORNED are new BFFs. Scared yet? You will be... --A
Almost got you busted! Wanna know how? Ask Hanna! --A
Buckle up, bitches nothing is as it seems. --A
It's not over until I say it is. Sleep tight, bitches while you still can. --A
She knew too much. --A
Don't say I never gave you anything. Turn on your computer --A
'RAT' me out! Your blood's next. --A
I'm still here, bitches. And I know everything. --A
Breaking news, bitches: Spencer Hastings, now a person of interst in my death. --A
Lucky you, Aria! Most girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher... --A
External links [edit]
- Official website
- Pretty Little Liars quotes at the Internet Movie Database
