Recess: School's Out

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Recess: School's Out is a 2001 animated film based on the Disney television series Recess. This film was produced by Walt Disney Pictures and was released theatrically nationwide on February 16, 2001. It was released on video and DVD on August 7, 2001.

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Mrs. Finster: Hey, teacher! Leave them kids alone!

Gus: Ninjas! Why did it have to be ninjas?

Becky: Like, I am so through with him, Melissa. He asked me if I spoke French, then winked at me.

[holding diary out of Becky's reach]

TJ: Uh uh uh. I got copies. Now either you give me a ride or this baby hits the internet.

Vince: (TJ has just arrived at pick Vince up from baseball camp) TJ, what are you doing here?
TJ: You've got to come back to town, it's an emergency.
Vince: What? I can't just leave.
TJ: Look, something weird is going on at school, and Principal Prickly got dematerialized.
Vince: Dematerialized? TJ, you're crazy.
TJ: (holds up Principal Prickly's burnt golf shoes) Am I?

Ashley: (To the bald man) Get off our planet, alien scum!

[after seeing a tractor beam shoot at the sky]

Vince: Okay, that right there. That was messed up.

Benedict: [shouting at his scientists] You're supposed to be a brilliant thinker! You know what brilliant thinkers are supposed to do? THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO THINK!

Benedict: You see after all those years, no matter how big I got, no matter how successful....I always thought about you. HOW YOU EMBARRASSED ME! HOW YOU HUMILIATED ME! How you destroyed my relationship with Muriel Finster, the only woman I ever loved!
TJ: That part still grosses me out, sir.
Principal Prickly: Shh.
'Benedict: But this time, Petey, I'm gonna humiliate you! This time I'm gonna prove to the world that you were wrong and I was right!
Principal Prickly"': About what?
Benedict: About RECESS! About freedom and test scores!! I have found a way to prove my theory. I'm gonna get rid of the biggest recesses of them all! I am gonna get rid...of summer vacation!!
"'TJ: YOU FIEND!!
"'Benedict"': Yeah, "fiend". You try to help people, that's the thanks you get.

Principal Prickly: I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation? Riding our bikes down the creek. Catching polliwogs in a jar. Camping out under the stars. Well you're wrong! Sometimes it sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it. In a few years, they'll be grownups like me and all those good times will be memories for them, too". So go ahead. Put a whoopie-cushion in my chair. Put fake vomit on my carpet. Make fun of my "big, saggy butt". But don't ever, ever say I don't care about summer vacation, because those memories are the last part of childhood I have left.

[Principal Prickly and "TJ" are dressed as guards]

Principal Prickly: You sure this is going to work, Detweiller?
TJ: Come on, Principal Prickly. Don't you watch old spy movies? This trick is pure gold. [to guard] Uh, Dr. Benedict wanted to see us about a very important matter.
Guard: Hey, you two aren't guards!
TJ: Ruuuun!

King Bob: I, King Bob, as my last official act before entering middle school, hereby anoint this boy here King Freddie the second.

[to King Freddie]

King Bob: May you boss around all of the kids with fairness.

Mrs. Finster: I'm stuck! Curse these bodacious hips of mine! Randall, run back to my place and get the butter!

Gretchen: I've been studying the moon with the 200-inch telescope at the observatory, and I've discovered some peculiar eccentricities in it's orbit.
Counselor: You know, Gretchen. Maybe you should try out one of these neat anti-gravity harnesses. The other kids love them, and look - you can do backflips, just like real astronauts.
Gretchen: But...

[Counselor flips away. Gretchen sighs]

Gretchen: Why do I bother?
TJ: [from space suit] Because you're driven by a passionate desire for knowledge.

Ashley: Hey, remember that summer after the second grade when we went down to the pond every day to catch minnows?
Gretchen: Or how about that summer we all carved our initials in that big tree in the Wilson's backyard?
Vince: And Spinelli spelled her's wrong.
Ashley: Hey, I was seven. And "S's" were tricky.

[Gus begins sobbing]

Ashley: What's your problem? This is the first summer you've lived here.
Gus: I know, and I'll never have any of those memories.

Benedict: Same old noble Pete. Always standing up for the rights of children.
TJ: [to Prickly] You?

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