Shadow Warrior

Shadow Warrior (1997) is a first-person shooter computer game.

Lo Wang

• "Oh, like I scared of little snake!"
• "Tch! Son of a bitch!"
• "I am the Shadow Warrior."
• "You no mess with Lo Wang!"
• "Who wants some Wang?"
• "A ninja knows no fear."
• "Pain is for the weak."
• "You made another stupid move!"
• "You look like a stupid!"
• "Try hunting both of us!"
• "It is natural to die."
• "Sayonara, scumbag."
• "You are tiny grasshopper."
• "Who put these here!? Ow!"
• "It is good day to die. Ha-Ha"
• "Just like Hiroshima."
• "Just like Nagasaki."
• "Oh, damn, I'm running into walls now!"
• "Oh, better zip fly."
• "Everybody dead. I like that."
• "Ahh, better than acupuncture."
• "Ancient chinese secret."
• "Oh, must be American made."
• "You drive like a baboon in heat."
• "You very bad man."
• "This is not a charade."
• "Dying time's here."
• "Eat this, pencil dick!"
• "You can't evade me forever."
• "I stick a firecracker in your ass."
• "Haha, call me Mr. Fix It!"
• "That's no ordinary wang."
• "You do that you go blind."
• "Two wangs are better than one."
• "Hello, is your refridgerator running? Better catch it!"
• "Tora, Tora, Tora!"
• "Uh oh, look like Lo Wang need to cut back on sushi."
• "No, can't use this, this won't fit on my finger."
• "Before you attack her, wrap your wacka!"
• "Whoa, must be American made."
• "Just like Pearl Harbour."
• "Revenge is dish best served raw."
• "Oh you little tiny dick."
• "I am a man with a tool, make a special acupuncture for you!"
• "This not tournament, this for real!"
• "No pain, no gain. Hahaha!"
• "No way, water cold" (USE on some toilets)
• "Lo Wang need to cut back on Sushi" (Floating Fortress level/medical bay/USE the scale)
• "Hmmm... no power!" (Trying to turn on the lights)

After killing an enemy using a sword:

• "Oh, split personality!"
• "Oh, look, you coming apart!"
• "You half the man you used to be!"

After killing an enemy using fists:

• "You blocking with your head again!"
• "I hope you were paying attention."
• "It's all in the reflexes."
• "How's that for kung-fu fighting you chicken shit?!"
• "I Kill you!"

After causing a large explosion:

• "Holy cow!"
• "Holy pieces of cow!"
• "Holy shit!"
• "Holy pieces of shit!"
• "Like Chinese New Year fireworks!"
• "Holy cow! Look like Duke Nukem! HAHAHA!"
• "Takusan balls, sukoshi penis."

After hitting an opponent with a sticky bomb:

• "Look, you have a new friend!"
• "Oh ho ho, sticky bomb like you!"
• "Sticky Bomb meet Mr. Stupid."
• "Better watch out; it go boom!"

When speaking to a woman who is bathing:

• "Lo Wang soap you good."
• "Woops, Lo Wang drop soap, you bend over get it, hahaha."
• "Those real tits?"
• "Do you want to wash wang? Or do you want to watch Wang wash wang?"

When speaking to a woman who is using a toilet:

• "What you eat anyway baby?"
• "Haha, you go poo-poo, hehehe, uh, I leave room."
• "Hello, what died up here?"
• "Hey baby, pull my finger! Hahaha!"

When speaking to a woman mechanic:

• "Hey, baby, you polish too?"
• "Hey, chicky, you tighten my nuts?"
• "Lo Wang's drive shaft need service."
• "So, you good with hands?"

When speaking to a woman in a car showroom:

• "You got something with a big backseat, two people horizontal?"
• "How about a test drive, doll?"
• "See my stick shift? In fast gear, hahaha!"
• "Whoa, baby, what's up your tail pipe?"

When speaking to woman (Sailor Moon parody) on a ship:

• "Hey peaches, how bout you moon me? Hahaha."
• "Hey, since you already in bed, well..."
• "Hey baby, you in bed? Is there room for two?"
• "You good lookin' sailor babe."

When speaking to an older woman:

• "Lady, somebody beat you with ugly stick!"
• "Maybe if I close eyes it go away!"
• "Ooh, Lo Wang wish somewhere else now!"
• "Lo Wang's gonna womit now..."

When seeing rabbits mate:

• "Having fun little Rabbit? Ha ha!"
• "Horny rabbits, hahaha."
• "Push in the bush there rabbit, haha."
• "Oh, queer bunny."
• "Oh you faggot rabbit."

Insults that can be played at any time and heard by other players:

• "You move like a pregnant yak."
• "You are so stupid! You cannot find ass with both hands!"
• "You not very good with hands - try DICK!"
• "Quit jerking off! Come fight me!"
• "I am sitting here, getting stiff!"

When selecting or obtaining various weapons:

• "I like big weapons."
• "Cowabunga."
• "BANZAII!!"
• (Shuriken only) "I love the shuriken!"
• (Sword only) "I like sword - that's a personal weapon."
• (Sword only) "There can be only one."
• (Dual uzis only) "Be proud, Mr. Woo."
• (Railgun only) "Time to get erased."
• (Nuclear warhead only) "I like nuclear weapons."

Played once at certain spots in certain levels:

• "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, whoa, I think my dinghy hanging out."
• "Lo Wang is coming for you little snake coward!"
• "Go Speed Racer Goooo!"
• "She's raided her last tomb" [after finding Lara Croft chained to the wall of a prison cell]
• (To serpent god) "Hey! Come back here and finish fight!... Ugly, scaly, snake... shitface."
• "Hmm, something flooding or dinosaur taking piss."
• "Must be here rat, because I trapped like one."
• "No cell can hold this wang!"
• "You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear."
• "Knock knock you freak, Lo Wang in the house!"
• "Hmph, rather kick ass than solve puzzle."
• "Ohh, smell remind me of old girlfriend."
• "Burn baby burn, flames are gettin' higher!"
• "Eeyuuh, stink like dead baboon in here."
• "Heh, this no movie, Mr. Chan."
• "Welcome to real life, Mr. Chan."
• "That's no ordinary rabbit."

Fortune say:

• "Sorry, you no win this time, try again."
• "Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
• "No man is island, except Lo Wang."
• "You should kill all business associates."
• "You should not scratch yourself there."
• "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
• "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."
• "Don't you know you the scum of society?!"
• "Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam."
• "You never going to score."
• "You try harder get along. Be a nice man."
• "26-31-43-82-16-29"
• "Your chi attracts many chicks."
• "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
• "It is better to have loved and lost than to have loved and got syphilis"
• "There is much death in future."
• "(c)1997, 3DRealms fortune cookie company."
• "Courtesy is contagious. So is Gonorrhea"
• "Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
• "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you."
• "No one ever died from a broken heart. But a heart sliced from their chest while they looked on screaming? Not gonna lie. That's killed a couple people."
• "ERROR 404 - FORTUNE NOT FOUND"
• "All men eat but fu man chu"
• "This is my katana, this is my gun. One for killing, the other's for... OK, the other's also for killing."
• "The good news: You're not paranoid. The bad news: Everyone is actually trying to kill you."