Snakes on a Plane

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Snakes on a Plane is a 2006 film about snakes attacking passengers on a plane.

Directed by David R. Ellis. Written by John Heffernan, David Dalessandro, and Sebastian Gutierrez. Starring Samuel L. Jackson.
Sit Back. Relax. Enjoy the fright.

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[edit] 3Gs

  • Are you playing that videogame or is that game playing you, son?

[edit] Neville Flynn

  • Enough is enough! I have HAD it with these mothafucking snakes on this mothafucking plane! sound bite
  • Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some fucking windows.
  • It's my job to handle life and death situations on a daily basis. It's what I do, and I'm very good at it. Now you can stand there and be the panicked, angry mob and blame him, me, and the government for getting you into this, but if you want to survive tonight, you need to save your energy and start working together.
  • You know all those God damn security scenarios we ran? Well, I'm smack in the middle of one we didn't think of.
  • We need to put a barrier between us and the snakes!
  • Darmel Gustafa!? Emphasis remains on the hyperbole!!
  • Do as I say, and you live!
  • All praises to the PlayStation!
  • Let's get these people some oxygen!
  • Sporks?!
  • Well that's good news: snakes on crack.
  • Fuck you Jackson-shit!!!

[edit] Troy

  • Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways, 'cause my ass is coming in for a landing!
  • Hell yeah! Whose house is this? Troy's house! That's right, fuck Randy! Fuck Randy and his high score! That's my own brother and I say fuck him!

[edit] Troy

Wassup! Wassup! What it is? What it is? This is your new pilot Troy Speaking! And sittin next to me is my brother from another mother! The biggest pimp that I know! Superfly Agent Flynn!... Agent Neville Flynn!

[edit] Ken

  • Who's your daddy now, bitch?!
  • Someone has to suck the poison out! No one? Ok, I'll do it!

[edit] Other

Big Leroy: My ass... my ass... my ass, man.
Man: [while having his penis bit] Fuckin' snake, get off my dick!
Man: [after lights suddenly shut off] It's the SNAKES!

[edit] Dialogue

Sean: So, how long you been working with him?
Neville: Five years, one blown marriage each. He's the toughest son of a bitch I've ever met.
Neville: We need weapons. Do you have any silverware or cutlery?
Claire: We don't have any silverware. All we have are these...
Neville: Sporks?
Mercedes: I hear first class is full.
Claire: Yes, but coach is available.
Mercedes: Oh! Is that safe?
Sean: Have you heard of Eddie Kim?
Tiffany: Who hasn't. oh! One time I saw on of those cheesy police show remakes where he killed a guy who was a witness against him by cutting out his eyes and feeding them to wild pigs. What have you got to do with him?
Sean: I'm a witness for the prosecution.
Tiffany: Oh. That's hot!
Claire: I'm gonna miss these night flights.
Grace: I like the passengers so much better when they're unconscious.
[Grace hears a couple being killed in toilet but thinks they are having sex.]
Grace: Mile High Club...Those were the days.
[The screaming gets louder.]
Grace: [smiling] Wow, this guy is good.
[Abruptly, the screaming stops.]
Grace: Well, maybe not that good.
Neville: What was the first thing I said?
Sean: Things have changed! The plane is full of snake--God, "Do as I say and you live!"
Steven Price: Snakes don't attack, unless they're provoked. Something up there's making them go crazy, possibly some kind of drug.
Neville: Well, that's good news: snakes on crack.
Sean: It's getting hot in here.
Neville: I'm from Tennessee, I hadn't noticed.
Claire: I went through a pyromaniac phase when I was younger.
Neville: You too, huh?
[Sean reveals to the other passengers that the snakes are on the plane because he was going to testify against Eddie Kim.]
Paul: Jesus Christ…we're all dead!
Neville: Not me.
Troy: It's not a video-game…it's a flight simulator.
Neville: Is that PlayStation or Xbox?
Neville: Brakes, Troy! Put your ass into it!
Troy: Uh, this part ain't in the game!
Neville: Is crashing part of the game, huh?!
Troy: I don't know, man! I usually just hit 'reset' and start the level over!
[Neville sees that they are about to collide with a building.]
Neville: Oh shit, left! Left! Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
Sean: What was the first thing you ever said to me?
Neville: What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

[edit] Cast

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