Soul Plane is a 2004 comedy film about an airline that caters to African Americans.
Flame: [calmly, after a stewardess has whispered something into his ear] I'll handle this.[screams] THE CAPTAIN'S DEAD!
Blanca: [after catching Method Man staring at her chest] Ain't no drink down there. Muggsy: The hell there ain't.
[last lines] Middle Eastern Passenger: This is the bomb! [everything goes silent] Middle Eastern Passenger: What...? Let's dance!
Quotes about Soul Plane
- Viewers have a chance to take a crash course in tastelessness by watching another piece of nouveau blaxploitation, where black people decked out in their bling-bling sing and dance to raunchy hip-hop music and eat fried chicken while sipping Alize. [...] An hour and a half of real airplane turbulence is better than sitting through the bad, offensive material that makes up "Soul Plane."
- Sara Gebhardt, "'Soul Plane': Crash And Burn", Washington Post, 28 May 2004, page WE33
- Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2. This is your soul plane chauffeur Captain Antoine Mack speaking. Welcome aboard NWA flight 069 from the 310 to the 212. It's time to bust this coney y'all. In a hot second, I'll be hittin' them switches and gettin' this bitch pumpin' and jumpin'. So screw your shit on tight and enjoy the flight.
- Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 33 thousand feet... 33 THOUSAND FEET? Oh shit, man! We fuckin' higher than Redman at the Source Awards!
- [calmly, after a stewardess has whispered something into his ear] I'll handle this.
- [screams] THE CAPTAIN'S DEAD!
- [After hearing Muggsy say he's got a cock fight in 10 minutes] Cock fight? I'm in.
* Blanca: [in Spanish, to Muggsy] I'll bet you have the tiniest penis.
* Blind Man: I'm a player, but I don't play that way!
Gaeman: Please, man, I... Captain Mack: What part of "You ain't flying this motherfuckin' plane" don't you understand? Sit the fuck back and enjoy the flight, Idi Amin!
Heather Honky: Fine. For a couple more hours. I am 17 and then I'll be 18.
Then I can party and have sex.
Elvis Honky: Sex?! No, no. Heather Honky: Yeah, sex.
Missionary, doggie-style, rockin' the baby, gettin' tea-bagged, playin' the trombone while I'm tossin' his salad, hand jobs, ear jobs, blow jobs. Gettin' a pearl necklace, ridin' the bologna pony... - sucking-- Elvis Honky: That's enough!
* What goes up, must get down. * We Fly, We Party, We Land * The party is nonstop
* Snoop Dogg — Captain Mack * Gary Anthony Williams — Flame * Sofía Vergara — Blanca
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