Spider-Man (2000 video game)

These are quotes from the Playstation game entitled Spider-Man.

Spider-Man

• This isn't the bank!
• Gotta get to that bank...
• (To Black Cat, on What If? Contest) Black Cat! Whatareyoudoin'-- Who'sbehind-- why-- Why are you dancing?!
• Aah. Printing press.
• (to Venom) Our bad? OUR bad?! I'm gonna kill you!!!
• (If taken in the wrong direction) Okay, news flash. Gotta follow the Spidey Compass.
• Listen, whoever you are, no one can control the symbiotes! NO ONE!
• You've gotta be kidding! (Gets out of building, fire is everywhere, it looks bad for Spidey) Perfect end, for a perfect day...
• (sees Venom on the Jumbotron) Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk-show for this.
• Let's see what Venom's up to, then we'll tackle Rhino.
• Not this time, guys.
• Come on, gimmie a break!
• Whoever your boss is, he's off his ROCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Rhino Burgers coming up!
• Are your ears ringing?
• Toro! Toro!
• What's the matter? Hurt your little tusky-wusky?
• Oh, man! Looks like the Fantastic Four aren't around right now.
• (after seeing "Spider-Man" steal a machine) Last time I checked, *I* was Spider-Man.
• (In the Green Goblin's secret base) Gee. I wonder who those *pumpkin bombs* belong to.
• (running from the police) Man! Mary Jane was right! I should've stayed home today!
• (looking at a poster of the Lizard) Monsters infest sewers. *laugh* Yeah, right.
• (to Mysterio) Dude, capes are out this year.
• (to Mysterio) Hey! You finally found a costume the size of your ego!
• (to a defeated Mysterio) Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!
• Tony Hawk. Hey, I skated with that guy!
• The heating bill on this place must be enormous! And I thought crime didn't pay.
• Could you make a little more noise? I'm only breaking and entering here!
• I've got to say, you look just like me. Except you're more angry back alley than friendly neighborhood.

J. Jonah Jameson

• Brock, you're a loser!! If I had given a real photographer that job, I would finally have the evidence to send Spider-man away forever!! You're through, Brock!! When I am done with you, you won't be able to get a job taking WEDDING PICTURES IN SIBERIA!!!
• Spider-Man?! I ask for the police, and I get this?!
• We can still make a deal!
• Get over it Gargan!

Venom

• My, my, my, said the spider to the smaller spider!
• I'd like you to see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now! So whadda you say, Spunky? Let's finish this!
• Say Spidey, can you get us Captain America's autograph?
• Quit slackin', boy!
• Come on, Parker!
• So Just in case SOMEONE...I don't who it could be...If any of you tights-wearing freaks out there wanna save Little Miss Fashion Model....THEN BRING IT ON...Meanwhile New Yorkers...The Venom Marathon WILL CONTINUE *growling sounds*
• Ooooh, are we gonna surf the web?
• You and your wife are innocent Parker, our bad.
• It's SHOWTIME, freaks!
• I smell bad Symbiote, and it ain't me!
• Mmmmm... Brains. Yummy.
• Oooooh! Look at the big brain on Spidey!
• "laughs" Guess again, Spider-Man!
• What are you...stupid?
• *mockingly* Oh help me Spider-man, I'm drowning, I'm Drowning "laughs"
• By the by, Parker, how long Mary Jane can hold her breath?
• Mary Jane won't last must longer!
• Hang on, Parker...Mary Jane is at the next stop!
• Oh Boy...
• *standing on a computer desk* Surf the web, surf the web!

Rhino

• GET DOWN HERE!
• I'm gonna crush you!
• STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!
• Wait; if I'm a Rhino, you're a Scorpion, and he's an Octopus, what's a Mysterio?

Monster-Ock

• (Glushing sound) DIE!
• Die...!
• IT'S NOT...OVER...YET!!!!

Carnage

• Bring it on, Grandpa!!
• Venom couldn't stop me! What makes you think you can?!
• Die, die, die!!!
• What color do you bleed, Spider-Man?!
• You killed my brethren!!

Mysterio

• Oh, for decades I wanted to shut that mouth of yours! Finally that time is upon me!
• At Last! I will crush you, once and for all (laughs and grows) Now little Spider, YOU WILL DIE!
• Welcome to your nightmare, Spider-Man!
• Time to do a little Pest Control!
• You shall not escape me!
• You think you've beaten me? Think again, Spider-Man!
• Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!
• Mysterio may be defeated, but the Symbiote Invasion cannot be stopped!
• Doc Ock's plan was horrible! Everyone KNOWS you can't control the Symbiotes!

Dialogue

Venom: Parker hates it when I get the drop on him.

Spider-Man: Urgh! I hate it when he gets the drop on me!

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Venom: Where'd Spider-Wuss go? SPIDER-WUSS! COME OUT AND PLAY!

Spider-Man: (Hits him in the head, Venom grunts) Tag!

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Spider-Man: Open this door!

Venom: Who is it?!

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• (Spidey pursues Venom through an office building)

Venom: Look out, lady!

Lady: Oh my goodness!

Venom: Out of my way, nerd!

Man: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Venom: Watch that first step, Parker! It's a doozy!

Spider-Man: Ow, my head! Ooh! Toe, toe, toe, ow!

Venom: Look out, lady!

Lady: Oh my goodness!

(Woman screams)

Venom: Oh! Sorry, lady. Didn't see a thing.

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• (During the chase through the building with the What If? cheat activated)

Woman: Hey, nice biceps. *giggles*

Venom: Thank you.

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• (Spider-Man's Spider Sense tingles and he turns around)

Spider-Man: One more step and it's a load of web fluid sticking you to that wall!

Black Cat: Well, it's not the most romantic preposition I've ever heard...

Spider-Man: Black Cat! I'm so glad it's you!

Black Cat: Nice to see you too, big boy, but you've got a problem. Venom's got control of the JumboTron in Times Square and he's been ranting for hours with a message for you.

Spider-Man: Venom's ugly face on that big screen? Now that's scary.

Black Cat: That's not all. Rhino's on a rampage over at OmniTech as well.

Spider-Man: What is this, the Bad Guy Olympics?!

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• (After defeating Mysterio )

Spider-Man: Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!

Mysterio: Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!

Spider-Man: Speaking of babble, let's hear it. Who's behind all this?

Mysterio: I'll never tell you! Mysterio may be defeated, but the Symbiote Invasion cannot be stopped!

Spider-Man: Symbiote Invasion? There are more of them?!

Mysterio: You fool! There will be more than you can imagine! That fog which blankets the city is preparing everyone in New York for symbiosis!

Spider-Man: You're the fool, Mysterio! [punches Mysterio and shatters the front of his helmet] Where?! Where are they coming from?!

Mysterio: Go then. On the waterfront, Warehouse 65 - a secret passage... If only I could watch them destroy you...

Spider-Man: Whoever your boss is, he's off his ROCKER! No one can control the Symbiotes!

Mysterio: Correction: no one before now!

Spider-Man: Spare me the propaganda, okay? This isn't a game, Mysterio! The Symbiotes will destroy everything in their path unless I can stop them.

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[Spider-Man runs down a tunnel and into a laboratory, where two men stand and are silhouetted by the room's white light]

Spider-Man: Listen, whoever you are. No one can control the Symbiotes! No one!

[The lights turn off and show Doctor Octopus standing on a platform, with a growling Carnage standing at his side]

Doctor Octopus: I need not control the Symbiotes, Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: Doc Ock?!

Doctor Octopus: We will work as one. 'Tis a new world. Humanity needs the skills that my technology will give them. Symbiosis is the only way.

Spider-Man: Should've known a reformed Doc Ock was too good to be true!

Doctor Octopus: [revealing his tentacles] A perfect world order! Those who will not share my vision will be crushed by it!

Venom: (suddenly appears) Speaking of "crushed"...

Spider-Man: Huh?

Venom: It's showtime, freaks! Ooh... I smell bad Symbiote. And it ain't me!

Carnage: Bring it on, Grandpa!

[Venom and Carnage fight, disappearing into an overhead opening]

Spider-Man: [to Doctor Octopus] Alone at last!

Doctor Octopus: Let us end this, Spider-Man!

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• (Ending)

Captain America: (Playing "Go Fish" with all the heroes) Punisher, do you have any threes?

Punisher: Go fish! So, nice of you to join us for once, Spidey.

Spider-Man: Oh, I'm sorry, I was out saving the world. Beating you guys at cards oughta be pretty easy.

Daredevil: Your spider-sense won't save you here.

Punisher: Look who's talkin', Daredevil! You've been lookin' at my cards all night!

Daredevil: I don't need to look at your cards, Punisher. Your bluffs are so obvious...

Captain America: Okay. Okay. Let's keep this a nice friendly clean game.

Punisher: (groans in irritation) Who keeps inviting this guy?!

Spider-Man: Hey, can you guys keep it down? (cuts to Black Cat and Human Torch dancing to the radio)

Human Torch: Hey, hey! Loosen up, kids, I'm on FIRRRRRE!

(cuts to prison, where all the villains are playing Go Fish as well)

Scorpion: Wait. Hold on. Time out. All of you guys were working together, and you still couldn't take out Spider-Man?

Mysterio: (scoffs) It's not my fault! Doc Ock's plan was horrible! Everyone knows you can't control the Symbiotes!

Rhino: Hey, wait! If I'm a Rhino, you're a Scorpion, and he's an Octopus... what's a Mysterio? (Rhino sits on the bench, forcing a Bank Thug to the ceiling)

Scorpion: So, Rhino... you got any threes?

Rhino: Uh. Hey, hey, I got a Bingo! HA HA! You guys think you're so smart! But I won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock?! HA HA! Victory is mine! You're always laughin' at me, but WHO'S CRYIN' NOW, HUH?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- Uh, wait a minute. I made a mistake... (a very annoyed Doc Ock begins banging his head on the bars)