Spider-Man (2000 Video Game)

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These are quotes from the Playstation game entitled Spider-Man.

Spoiler warning: Plot, ending, or solution details follow.

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[edit] Spider-Man

  • This isn't the bank!
  • (To Black Cat, on What If? Contest) Black Cat! Whatareyoudoin'-- Who'sbehind-- why-- Why are you dancing?!
  • Aah. Printing press.
  • (to Venom) Our bad? OUR bad?! I'm gonna kill you!!!
  • Listen, whoever you are, no one can control the symbiotes! NO ONE!
  • You've gotta be kidding! (Gets out of building, fire is everywhere, it looks bad for Spidey) Perfect end, for a perfect day...
  • (sees Venom on the Jumbotron) Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk-show for this.
  • Let's see what Venom's up to, then we'll tackle Rhino.
  • Not this time, guys.
  • Come on, gimmie a break!
  • Whoever your boss is, he's off his ROCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Rhino Burgers coming up!
  • Are your ears ringing?
  • Toro! Toro!
  • What's the matter? Hurt your little tusky-wusky?
  • Oh, man! Looks like the Fantastic Four aren't around right now.
  • (after seeing "Spider-Man" steal a machine) Last time I checked, *I* was Spider-Man.
  • (In the Green Goblin's secret base) Gee. I wonder who those *pumpkin bombs* belong to.
  • (running from the police) Man! Mary Jane was right! I should've stayed home today!
  • (looking at a poster of the Lizard) Monsters infest sewers. *laugh* Yeah, right.
  • (to Mysterio) Dude, capes are out this year.
  • (to Mysterio) Hey! You finally found a costume the size of your ego!
  • (to a defeated Mysterio) Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!
  • Tony Hawk. Hey, I skated with that guy!
  • The heating bill on this place must be enormous! And I thought crime didn't pay.
  • Could you make a little more noise? I'm only breaking and entering here!
  • I've got to say, you look just like me. Except you're more angry back alley than friendly neighborhood.

[edit] J. Jonah Jameson

  • When I am done with you, you won't be able to get a job taking WEDDING PICTURES IN SIBERIA!!!

[edit] Venom

  • My, my, send the spider to the smaller spider!
  • I'd like you to see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now! So whadda you say? Let's finish this!
  • (In What If? Mode, getting hit by Spidey in the head) OOH! EEH! OOH! AAH! AAH! BING! BANG! OW! OW! OOH! BING! BANG!
  • Say Spidey, can you get us Captain America's autograph?
  • Quit slackin', boy!
  • Come on, Parker!
  • So if any of you tight wearing freaks out there, hehe, I don't know whoooo,

would like to save little Miss Fashion Model, then BRING IT ON! As for the rest of the city, the Venom marathon continues!

  • Ooooh, are we gonna surf the web?
  • You and your wife are innocent Parker, our bad.
  • It's SHOWTIME, freaks!

[edit] Rhino

  • GET DOWN HERE!
  • I'm gonna crush you!
  • STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!
  • Wait; if I'm a Rhino, you're a Scorpion, and he's an Octopus, what's a Mysterio?

[edit] Monster-Ock

  • (Glushing sound) DIE! DIE!
  • IT'S NOT...OVER...YET!!!!

[edit] Carnage

  • Venom couldn't stop me, what makes you think you can?!
  • Die, die, die!!!
  • What color do you bleed?!

[edit] Mysterio

  • Oh for decades I wanted to shut that mouth of Yours! Finally that time is upon me!
  • At Last! I will crush you, once and for all (laughs and grows) Now little Spider, YOU WILL DIE!
  • Welcome to your Nightmare Spider-Man!
  • Time to do a little Pest Control!
  • You shall not escape me!
  • You think you've beaten me? Think again Spider-Man
  • Curse your endless babble Spider-Man!
  • Mysterio may be defeated, but the symbiote Invasion cannot be stopped!

[edit] Dialogue

Doc Ock: A perfect world order. Those who will not share my vision will be crushed by it.
Venom: (Suddenly appears) Speaking of crushed...
Spider-Man: Huh?
Venom: It's showtime, freaks! OOH! I smell bad symbiote, and it ain't me!
Carnage: Bring it on, Grandpa!

Venom: Parker hates it when I get the drop on him.
Spider-Man: Urgh! I hate it when he gets the drop on me!

Venom: Where'd Spider-Wuss go? SPIDER-WUSS! COME OUT AND PLAY!
Spider-Man: (Hits him in the head, Venom grunts) TAG!

Spider-Man: Open this door!
Venom: Who is it?!

  • (Spidey pursues Venom through an office building)
Venom: Look out, lady!
Lady: Oh my goodness!
Venom: Out of my way, nerd!
Man: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Venom: Watch that first step, Parker! It's a doozy!
Spider-Man: Ow, my head! Ooh! Toe, toe, toe, ow!
(Woman screams)
Venom: Oh! Sorry, lady. Didn't see a thing.

  • (During the chase through the building with the What If? cheat activated)
Woman: Hey, nice biceps. *giggles*
Venom: Thank you.

  • (Spider-Man's Spider Sense tingles and he turns around)
Spider-Man: One more step and it's a load of web fluid sticking you to that wall!
Black Cat: Well, it's not the most romantic preposition I've ever heard...
Spider-Man: Black Cat! I'm so glad it's you!
Black Cat: Nice to see you too, big boy, but you've got a problem. Venom's got control of the JumboTron in Times Square and he's been ranting for hours with a message for you.
Spider-Man: Venom's ugly face on that big screen? Now that's scary.
Black Cat: That's not all. Rhino's on a rampage over at OmniTech as well.
Spider-Man: What is this, the Bad Guy Olympics?!

  • (Ending)
Captain America: (Playing "Go Fish" with all the heroes) Punisher, do you have any threes?
Punisher: Go fish! So, nice of you to join us for once, Spidey.
Spider-Man: Oh, I'm sorry, I was out saving the world. Beating you guys at cards oughta be pretty easy.
Daredevil: Your spider-sense won't save you here.
Punisher: Look who's talkin' Daredevil! You've been lookin' at my cards all night!
Daredevil: I don't need to look at your cards, Punisher. Your bluffs are so obvious...
Captain America: Okay. Okay. Let's keep this a nice friendly clean game.
Punisher: Who keeps inviting this guy?
Spider-Man: Hey, can you guys keep it down? (cuts to Black Cat and Human Torch dancing to the radio)
Human Torch: Hey, hey! Loosen up, kids, I'm on FIRRRRRE! (cuts to prison, where all the villains are playing Go Fish as well)
Scorpion: So, let me get this straight. You were all working together, and yet you still couldn't beat Spider-Man.
Mysterio: It's not my fault! Octavius' plan was horrible! Everyone knows you can't control the Symbiotes!
Rhino: Hey, wait a minute! I'm a Rhino, you're a Scorpion, and he's an Octopus......what's a Mysterio? (Rhino sits on the bench, forcing a Bank Thug to the ceiling)
Scorpion: So, Rhino. Got any threes?
Rhino: Uh. Hey, hey, I got a Bingo! HA HA! You guys think you're so smart! But I won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock?! HA HA! Victory is mine! You're always laughin' at me, but WHO'S CRYIN' NOW, HUH?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- Uh, wait a minute. I made a mistake... (a very annoyed Doc Ock begins banging his head on the bars)