Spider-Man (2000 Video Game)
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These are quotes from the Playstation game entitled Spider-Man.
Spoiler warning: Plot, ending, or solution details follow.
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[edit] Spider-Man
- This isn't the bank!
- (To Black Cat, on What If? Contest) Black Cat! Whatareyoudoin'-- Who'sbehind-- why-- Why are you dancing?!
- Aah. Printing press.
- (to Venom) Our bad? OUR bad?! I'm gonna kill you!!!
- Listen, whoever you are, no one can control the symbiotes! NO ONE!
- You've gotta be kidding! (Gets out of building, fire is everywhere, it looks bad for Spidey) Perfect end, for a perfect day...
- (sees Venom on the Jumbotron) Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk-show for this.
- Let's see what Venom's up to, then we'll tackle Rhino.
- Not this time, guys.
- Come on, gimmie a break!
- Whoever your boss is, he's off his ROCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Rhino Burgers coming up!
- Are your ears ringing?
- Toro! Toro!
- What's the matter? Hurt your little tusky-wusky?
- Oh, man! Looks like the Fantastic Four aren't around right now.
- (after seeing "Spider-Man" steal a machine) Last time I checked, *I* was Spider-Man.
- (In the Green Goblin's secret base) Gee. I wonder who those *pumpkin bombs* belong to.
- (running from the police) Man! Mary Jane was right! I should've stayed home today!
- (looking at a poster of the Lizard) Monsters infest sewers. *laugh* Yeah, right.
- (to Mysterio) Dude, capes are out this year.
- (to Mysterio) Hey! You finally found a costume the size of your ego!
- (to a defeated Mysterio) Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!
- Tony Hawk. Hey, I skated with that guy!
- The heating bill on this place must be enormous! And I thought crime didn't pay.
- Could you make a little more noise? I'm only breaking and entering here!
- I've got to say, you look just like me. Except you're more angry back alley than friendly neighborhood.
[edit] J. Jonah Jameson
- When I am done with you, you won't be able to get a job taking WEDDING PICTURES IN SIBERIA!!!
[edit] Venom
- My, my, send the spider to the smaller spider!
- I'd like you to see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now! So whadda you say? Let's finish this!
- (In What If? Mode, getting hit by Spidey in the head) OOH! EEH! OOH! AAH! AAH! BING! BANG! OW! OW! OOH! BING! BANG!
- Say Spidey, can you get us Captain America's autograph?
- Quit slackin', boy!
- Come on, Parker!
- So if any of you tight wearing freaks out there, hehe, I don't know whoooo,
would like to save little Miss Fashion Model, then BRING IT ON! As for the rest of the city, the Venom marathon continues!
- Ooooh, are we gonna surf the web?
- You and your wife are innocent Parker, our bad.
- It's SHOWTIME, freaks!
[edit] Rhino
- GET DOWN HERE!
- I'm gonna crush you!
- STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!
- Wait; if I'm a Rhino, you're a Scorpion, and he's an Octopus, what's a Mysterio?
[edit] Monster-Ock
- (Glushing sound) DIE! DIE!
- IT'S NOT...OVER...YET!!!!
[edit] Carnage
- Venom couldn't stop me, what makes you think you can?!
- Die, die, die!!!
- What color do you bleed?!
[edit] Mysterio
- Oh for decades I wanted to shut that mouth of Yours! Finally that time is upon me!
- At Last! I will crush you, once and for all (laughs and grows) Now little Spider, YOU WILL DIE!
- Welcome to your Nightmare Spider-Man!
- Time to do a little Pest Control!
- You shall not escape me!
- You think you've beaten me? Think again Spider-Man
- Curse your endless babble Spider-Man!
- Mysterio may be defeated, but the symbiote Invasion cannot be stopped!
[edit] Dialogue
- Doc Ock: A perfect world order. Those who will not share my vision will be crushed by it.
- Venom: (Suddenly appears) Speaking of crushed...
- Spider-Man: Huh?
- Venom: It's showtime, freaks! OOH! I smell bad symbiote, and it ain't me!
- Carnage: Bring it on, Grandpa!
- Venom: Parker hates it when I get the drop on him.
- Spider-Man: Urgh! I hate it when he gets the drop on me!
- Venom: Where'd Spider-Wuss go? SPIDER-WUSS! COME OUT AND PLAY!
- Spider-Man: (Hits him in the head, Venom grunts) TAG!
- Spider-Man: Open this door!
- Venom: Who is it?!
- (Spidey pursues Venom through an office building)
- Venom: Look out, lady!
- Lady: Oh my goodness!
- Venom: Out of my way, nerd!
- Man: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
- Venom: Watch that first step, Parker! It's a doozy!
- Spider-Man: Ow, my head! Ooh! Toe, toe, toe, ow!
- (Woman screams)
- Venom: Oh! Sorry, lady. Didn't see a thing.
- (During the chase through the building with the What If? cheat activated)
- Woman: Hey, nice biceps. *giggles*
- Venom: Thank you.
- (Spider-Man's Spider Sense tingles and he turns around)
- Spider-Man: One more step and it's a load of web fluid sticking you to that wall!
- Black Cat: Well, it's not the most romantic preposition I've ever heard...
- Spider-Man: Black Cat! I'm so glad it's you!
- Black Cat: Nice to see you too, big boy, but you've got a problem. Venom's got control of the JumboTron in Times Square and he's been ranting for hours with a message for you.
- Spider-Man: Venom's ugly face on that big screen? Now that's scary.
- Black Cat: That's not all. Rhino's on a rampage over at OmniTech as well.
- Spider-Man: What is this, the Bad Guy Olympics?!
- (Ending)
- Captain America: (Playing "Go Fish" with all the heroes) Punisher, do you have any threes?
- Punisher: Go fish! So, nice of you to join us for once, Spidey.
- Spider-Man: Oh, I'm sorry, I was out saving the world. Beating you guys at cards oughta be pretty easy.
- Daredevil: Your spider-sense won't save you here.
- Punisher: Look who's talkin' Daredevil! You've been lookin' at my cards all night!
- Daredevil: I don't need to look at your cards, Punisher. Your bluffs are so obvious...
- Captain America: Okay. Okay. Let's keep this a nice friendly clean game.
- Punisher: Who keeps inviting this guy?
- Spider-Man: Hey, can you guys keep it down? (cuts to Black Cat and Human Torch dancing to the radio)
- Human Torch: Hey, hey! Loosen up, kids, I'm on FIRRRRRE! (cuts to prison, where all the villains are playing Go Fish as well)
- Scorpion: So, let me get this straight. You were all working together, and yet you still couldn't beat Spider-Man.
- Mysterio: It's not my fault! Octavius' plan was horrible! Everyone knows you can't control the Symbiotes!
- Rhino: Hey, wait a minute! I'm a Rhino, you're a Scorpion, and he's an Octopus......what's a Mysterio? (Rhino sits on the bench, forcing a Bank Thug to the ceiling)
- Scorpion: So, Rhino. Got any threes?
- Rhino: Uh. Hey, hey, I got a Bingo! HA HA! You guys think you're so smart! But I won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock?! HA HA! Victory is mine! You're always laughin' at me, but WHO'S CRYIN' NOW, HUH?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- Uh, wait a minute. I made a mistake... (a very annoyed Doc Ock begins banging his head on the bars)
