Spy Kids

Spy Kids is a 2001 family film starring Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara.

• Juni: (puts on sunglasses) Ew gross!
  Carmen: Why? What do you see?
  Juni: You!

• Ms Gradenko: Hi, I'm Ms Gradenko, I worked with your parents.
  Carmen: Really?
  Ms Gradenko: Oh, I can understand you don't trust me, you were a baby, when we first met.
  (Opens door and enters)
  Ms Gradenko: Remember me now?
  Carmen: No.
  Ms Gradenko: It's OK, you see. Look, I've got a bracelet, same side. We'll protect you. Carmen: My mom has a bracelet like that. Ms Gradenko: OSS, Standard issue. We all have one. Carmen: OSS!? You work with our parents? Ms Gradenko: Of course.
  (Her men start walking round the safehouse and begin examining objects)
  Ms Gradenko: Now listen closely. Open your ears. Your father managed to send a message to the OSS just before he was captured. It consisted of five letters. F-L-O-O-P.

• Juni: (Sadly) I thought Floop was a genius.
  Ms Gradenko: Oh, trust me, he's not that fabulous. In fact, you see this:
  (Plays video; Fooglies singing "Poolf si a namdam pleh su evas su")
  Ms Gradenko: But if you play it backwards -
  (Fooglies now singing "Floop is a madman, help us, save us."
  Ms Gradenko: It's a cry for help.
  Carmen: (Referring to the Fooglies) Floop's gonna do that to Mom and Dad?

• Carmen: Uncle Felix said that he has a message for you.
  Ms Gradenko: Really? What did he say?
  Carmen: The Third Brain lives.
  Ms Gradenko: (fake impressed gasp) You have just joined the ranks of women in the OSS.
  Juni: (rolls eyes)

• Juni: Carmen! They're working for Floop!
  (Carmen runs to Juni and holds up gadget)
  Ms Gradenko: (laughs) You don't even know what those are!
  Carmen: (throwing stance) I know they're heavy.

• Juni: (into walkie-talkie) Carmen, where are you?
  Carmen: Right behind him, where are you?
  Juni: I'm toast.

• Juni: Don't drop me!
  Carmen: I'm not going to drop you!
  (Carmen drops Juni)
  Carmen: Oops.

• Ms Gradenko: (Sexually) Have a seat, Mr Lithp, you'll be more comfortable.
  Mr Lisp Actually it's Lisp. (Sits down)

Mr Lisp:
My army, Ms Gradenko, is the only comfort I need.
Minion They're right on their way, sir.

• (Minion is speaking to Lisp on the TV)

Minion The "fabulous Floop" is not with us, sir. Your army is complete. The Ultimate Destructor Force is now within your hands.
Lisp: I'll believe that. When I SEE IT.
Minion sits back. Ms Gradenko places her hand sexily on his shoulder. Minion takes her hand and kisses it. Minion: It's good to have you back with us, Ms Gradenko. (Kisses Ms Gradenko) Ms Gradenko: (Revealed to be bald and smirking) It's good to be back Alex. Let's never have children. (The lovers wrap arms round each other and walk away.)