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Super Mario Bros. is Nintendo's flagship franchise. Included here are quotes from the original games as well as the spin-off media.

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[edit] Mario

  • "Super Mario Galaxy!" -Super Mario Galaxy
  • "Mamma Mia!" -various games
  • "Welcome... welcome new galaxy!" -Super Mario Galaxy
  • "It's-a me, Mario!" -Super Mario 64
  • "Mario Kart Wii!" -Mario Kart Wii
  • "Let's-a go!" -Super Mario 64
  • "Here we go!!!" -Super Mario 64 & Mario Kart DS
  • "Life is a game, kid! It all depends on how you play!" -Nintendo Comics System, "In the Palm of Your Hand..."
  • "Welcome to Mario Kart!" --Mario Kart 64/Double Dash!!
  • "Nintendo!" -Mario & Luigi series
  • "Hey, maybe we'll see you on PBS!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "Hey stinky!" -Mario Parties 6 & 7
  • "Ah, worthless Koopa junk!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "Thank you so much for to playing my game!" -Super Mario 64/Galaxy
  • "So long-ee, Bowser!" -Super Mario 64
  • "Tea hea... I mean, tee hee!" -Nintendo Comics System, "Cloud Nine"
  • "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Sorry we can't stay and chat with you goons, but we have a race to win!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Hey, King Koopa! You can at least say goodbye!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job is when we're working by the hour." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
  • "C'mon Luigi, let's see what this Guernsey can earnsie!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario and the Beanstalk"
  • "Everybody's got tap water! 3 bucks!" -Super Mario Bros. movie
  • "Now go home and eat some vegetables, Dr. Mario's orders!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "Oops. I meant to do that." -Nintendo Comics System, "You Again?"
  • "C'mon, I'll help you sink your teeth into some delicious Koopa meat." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Can't we discuss this man-to-Mouser? ...I guess not." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Bros."
  • "C'mon fellas! Fighting won't solve anything! The color you are doesn't matter!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "True Colors"
  • "Nice try, Koopa, but it's gonna take a lot more than a silly party hat to make me... Koop-masters, your wish is my command." -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Kooky, give ol' Koopa a Koop where it really counts!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Whoops! I just invented the tossed salad!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "I wish Luigi were here, I could blame him!" -Nintendo Comics System, "You Again?"
  • "Uh, excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Hey, shaddupa your face!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Giddyup, chowhound!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Eat cake, shell scum!" -Super Mario Adventures
  • "Oh, no! The Princess is being forced to listen to a debate by two Fryguys about the names for the little things on the end of your shoelaces!" -Nintendo Comics System, "You Again?"
  • "Stay away, you guys. I overslept, and I have to save the Princess!" -Nintendo Comics System, "You Again?"
  • "Dr. Mario says that 'Captain N & Super Mario Bros. World' will return!" -Commercial bumper
  • "When the going gets tough, the tough read Dirk Drain-Head!" -Nintendo Comics System, "Bedtime for Drain-Head"
  • "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario." -Super Mario Bros. movie
  • "Don't worry, Princess, we'll find little Oogtar soon - it's almost past his bedtime!" -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"
  • "Get your grimy meat hooks off of my mag, Luigi!" -Nintendo Comics System, "The Adventures of Dirk Drain-Head"
  • "You better get a lawyer or get us out of this chicken coop!" -Super Mario Bros. movie
  • "What my brother is trying to say, is he doesn't know what to say." -Super Mario Bros. movie
  • "Mamma mia! The cruel meatball of war has a-rolled onto our laps, and a-ruined our white pants of peace." -Futurama, "Anthology of Interest II"
  • "No more clowning around, Koopa! You're Koo-put!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "[Bowser is] having a coffin spell!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"
  • "A Mario Brother never says 'can't', Luigi!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Do the Koopa"
  • "Why do salesmen always have such bouncy personalities?" -Nintendo Comics System, "Cloud Nine"
  • "I never saw so many tonsils in all my life!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "But I've got drains to drain! Clogs to unclog! Remember... the noble always comes through? Besides, this coat is turning my hair brown!" -Nintendo Comics System, "The Doctor Is In... Over His Head"
  • "Sticky juice! The stickier the sauce, the better I like it!" -Nintendo Comics System, "Elect Mario for Man of the Year"
  • "Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "Luigi look, it's from Bowser!" -Hotel Mario
  • "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!" -Hotel Mario
  • "You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!" -Hotel Mario
  • "Imma go first." -Mario's Game Gallery
  • "Do you have any ... (insert card name here)?" -Mario's Game Gallery
  • "Do you want to play as a Yoshi, or as a Koopa?" -Mario's Game Gallery
  • "That's a great game!" -Mario's Game Gallery
  • "Great, I'm-a like-a, (insert game name here)!" -Mario's Game Gallery
  • "I guess I'm-a go fishing!" -Mario's Game Gallery
  • "Ow-how-wa-how-wow-how-how!!!" -Mario Parties 4 and 5
  • "Come back here, you big monkey!" - -Mario vs. Donkey Kong
  • "Ah, that Charles Martinet. Nice Italian boy." - -Mario vs. Donkey Kong
  • "Okey-dokey!" - -various games
  • "Ooh, don't forget to thank Mr. Miyamoto!" - -Mario vs. Donkey Kong

[edit] Luigi

  • "Yes, Luigi won!" -Mario Party 8
  • "Yeah, Luigi wins!" -Mario Party 8
  • "Nintendo!" -Mario & Luigi series
  • "Good Choice!" -Mario Parties 3-5
  • "I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario." -Super Mario RPG
  • "I'm ready!" -Mario Party 8
  • "Super Luigi Galaxy!" (emphasis on "Luigi") -Super Mario Galaxy when the Luigi Unlocked message appears
  • "He's too busy eatin', Mario. He's your kind of horse." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Poor dinosaur, he doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "I think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Hey Mario, look! I grew an inch!" -Super Mario Bros. movie
  • "What? Stay home and take care of the house? Man, that's not exciting at all!" -Paper Mario
  • "Mr. Koopa Koot wants my autograph? Me? I guess I'm a little bit of a celebrity after all." -Paper Mario
  • "Look at all that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over 100 bucks!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
  • [about Aladdin's lamp] "So what's all the magic mumbo-jumbo about? What are you gonna do? Pull a rabbit out of it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
  • "There, that oughta hold those fish-brained foes. Now to rescue Mario!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Yeesh, what a mess! Am I glad I don't live here." -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Nooooo! Shut up!" -Nintendo Comics System, "Revenge of Pipe Ooze!"
  • "Hey, thirty-love, Princess! That Fire Plant serving machine sure was a good idea!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "Give up, Mario, she's whooping you bad!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "Yeesh, forget it, Mario, it's outside!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "So much dust. This will never pass the white glove test." -Luigi's Mansion
  • "That's a mirage, your royal nincompoopship!" -Nintendo Comics System, "Just Deserts"
  • "Actually, I had planned on spending the afternoon flossing my teeth." -Nintendo Comics System, "The Adventures of Dirk Drain-Head"
  • "I hope the guy downstairs knows where we're goin'." -Super Mario Bros. movie
  • "YIKES! Now we're ALL gondolas!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
  • "Bring them on! I'm ready for them this time! What am I saying?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark Of Zero"
  • "Way to go, Mario! You sure cooked his casserole!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "I could have been an actor! I could'a been a contender! I could'a been somebody!" -Nintendo Comics System, "It's Always Fair Weather"
  • "Crama's here in Koopalot? I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? Sheesh, let's split this place." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"
  • "Mario, think of all the fun we had as kids! All the drains we unclogged! Remember the time you lost your favorite screwdriver and I gave you one of mine?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"
  • "Well, like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"

[edit] Princess Peach

  • "Thank you, but our princess is in another castle... Just kidding." -Super Mario Bros. 3
  • "Oh, peachy!" -Mario Party 8
  • "Mario! The power of the Stars is restored to the castle... and it's all thanks to you! Thank you, Mario. We have to do something special for you." -Super Mario 64
  • "Oh Mario, did I ever tell you about the secret world..." -New Super Mario Bros. Wii
  • "Cut the rap, Koopa creep. What's the scam?" -Super Mario Adventures
  • "Listen, everybody, let's bake a delicious cake... for Mario." -Super Mario 64
  • "Leaping lugnuts, Toadman! Look at the size of those pipes!" -Super Mario Adventures
  • "Why didn't Koopa invent vitamins first and fast food second?" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "You traded our chest full of coins for this? Shame on you!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "I'm sending you where the pecking's good. You can be free-range Chickadactyls from now on." -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "There! That's the last of those grimy green good-for-nothings!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"
  • "Go Peach!, umph!" -Mario Party 8
  • "I remember the Minister that there was a secret passage out of this room." -Paper Mario
  • "I just hope Mario isn't going into any sewers - he's wearing my good dress!" -? (Possibly Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga?)
  • "Thanks to us, Koopa finally gave everyone a show worth watching!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "'Yeeeeks'!? What kind of word is that?" -Nintendo Comics System, "Magic Carpet Madness"
  • "What? This is dreadful news! Awful! Horrible!... Isn't it?" -Super Mario RPG
  • "Now that's one for the scrapbook!" -Super Mario RPG
  • "Sweet!" -Super Smash Bros. Melee
  • "Look! A Samus doll! It's so cute!" -Mario VS Wario
  • "Oh, did I win? Uh-huh!" -Mario Parties 6 & 7, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games, & Super Smash Bros. Brawl
  • "Nintendo" -Super Princess Peach
  • "Oh, Mario! You came to the party to see me! You’re so sweet! Thank you!" -Paper Mario
  • "It's worth wearing an outfit that stupid to see Mario this happy." -Nintendo Comics System, "Revenge of Pipe Ooze"

[edit] Toad

  • "Thank you Mario. But our princess is in another castle!" -Super Mario Bros.
  • "I carried all I could! Now what do you need?" -Super Mario RPG
  • "Who did you expect? Pee Wee Herman?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Relax, Sal, you know what dey say: 'Old plumbers never fry'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
  • "A Goomba's bark is worse than its bite." -Super Mario RPG
  • "Toad, Won!" -Mario Party 8
  • "I hate morning people." -Nintendo Comics System, "You Again?"
  • "Never trust a Koopa unless ya check up on him!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "You know, some people use something called a DOOR, to go in and out of their houses." -Super Mario RPG
  • "I dreamed that Mario was dreaming that he couldn't get past World One. Boy, was he clumsy! It was funny. I mean, as soon as Mario tried to do anything, he got bonked and found himself back in bed! What a maroon! One time he jumped right off the waterfall! The Shy Guys were having snacks and coffee while boinking him! But he was dreaming--I mean I was dreaming he was dreaming, and... hello? Hello? Well, that's the last time I wake up out of a sound sleep for royalty!" -Nintendo Comics System, "You Again?"
  • "Da things I do for Princess Toadstool!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"
  • "[Shooting Star Summit is] definitely the best place for a date. Trust me. Maybe you oughta, you know, ask the Princess to go there..." -Paper Mario

[edit] Yoshi

  • "Yoshi!" -Most games including Yoshi after Yoshi's Story
  • "Saddle up?" -Super Mario RPG
  • "Wow!" -various games
  • "Yoshi my name, cruising my game!" -Super Mario World, "Born to Ride"
  • "Yoshi like motocycle, go Vawooom!" -Super Mario World, "Born to Ride"
  • "OK, I ready to order. Four coconut shakes, six order papaya fries, and eight Egg Scoopa Koopas!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "Ow wowowowowow!" -various games
  • "Nintendo" -Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Yoshi's Story & Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
  • "Yoshi hear Oogtar too good! Huh, who need telephone?" -Super Mario World, "Party Line"
  • "Yoshi be brave, and find friends. I go up triangle block." -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"

[edit] Bowser

  • "Nooo! It can't be! You've really beaten me, Mario?!! I gave those troops power, but now it's fading away! Argghh! I can see peace returning to the world! I can't stand it! But it's not over yet..." -Super Mario 64
  • "Happy to see me? You're in Bowser's world now!" -Mario Party 7
  • "You got to gimme coins!" -Mario Party DS
  • "I rule!" -Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
  • "Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week. I'll Bowserize it!" -Super Paper Mario
  • "Any minute now!" -Mario Party 4
  • "Bowser!" -various games
  • "Bwahaha!" -various games
  • "Bwah ha ha! Nice of you to show up! You're about to play a Bowser game all by your sorry self!!" -Mario Party 7
  • "So, let's see how you did!" -Mario Party 7
  • "The royal Koopa line is strong as ever!" -Super Mario Sunshine
  • "Shut up! Don't think I forgot about my castle! Now's when I punt you out of here!" -Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
  • "Nintendo!" -Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
  • "Crud." -Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
  • "How would you like it if I used my fire breath on you?! You would get HOT!!!" -Mario Party 8
  • "What were you thinking?" -Mario Party 4
  • "Very interesting! Prepare yourself!" -Mario Party 4
  • "Too bad! You're playing the Bowser game all by your lonesome!" -Mario Party 7
  • "Ah, phooey! This stinks!" -Mario Party DS
  • "Hey! You there! Close that door in front of you will ya?" -Super Princess Peach
  • "Mountains high to valleys low, K-Man Koopa is in control!" -Super Mario Adventures
  • "Princess Peach! You are fomally invited... To the creation of my new galaxy! Gwahahaha! This festival's over!" -Super Mario Galaxy
  • "It's everybody's favorite time, BOWSER TIME!" -Mario Party 7
  • "Showtime!" -Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
  • "Yeah! How refreshing! I love going for walks!" -Mario Party 5
  • "He shoots, he scorches!!" -Mario Party 4
  • "Do you really mean it?" -Super Mario Adventures
  • "Now it's time to spin the Wheel of Pain and see what you play!" -Mario Party 7
  • "Bigger!" -Mario Party 4
  • "Mario! How dare you disturb my family vacation?" -Super Mario Sunshine
  • "Welcome. No one's home! Now scram--and don't come back!" -Super Mario 64
  • "If Mario doesn't find these Star things, I'll have the princess, but I can forget about my castle... Can you run that past me again?" -Super Mario RPG
  • "Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek!" -Super Mario Adventures
  • "[Mario] always defeats me... This time I became invincible and I STILL couldn't beat him!" -Paper Mario
  • "So now Toadstool and I are allies! I'll never live this down!" -Super Mario RPG
  • "Like the moon over
    The day, my genius and brawn
    Are lost on these fools." -Super Mario RPG
  • "Fungah! Foiled again!!" -Super Mario RPG
  • "So? I'll take brute strength and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!" -White Knuckle Scoring
  • "He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
  • "Koopa Sez, everybody go to the Dome Castle, and get Mario and Luigi, and bring them to me!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
  • "Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Let's do the crime warp again!" -Mario Party 8
  • "The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
  • "If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
  • "No one asks for a trap faster than a plumber!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands..." -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "With the power of the Star Rod, I can finally have everything I've always wanted!" -Paper Mario
  • "Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Get off my throne, you ugly upstick!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in. Move out, on the double!" -Super Mario RPG
  • "Well, hello there! Give your uncle a big kiss! Ow! Why you-- uh, you sweet little thing you! Yuck! I hate mushroom brats!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "We have a loser!!" -Mario Party 4, Darts of Doom
  • "You broke the Minimizer!" -Mario Party DS
  • "I should never have quit my day job!" -Nintendo Comics System, "Just Deserts"
  • "Will someone get me a drink without little paper umbrellas??!" -Nintendo Comics System, "Beauty and the Beach"
  • "Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "I guess I'm not a good guy." -Super Mario Bros. movie
  • "My beautiful fortress! And I was going to conquer the world on Tuesday!" -Nintendo Comics System, "Just Deserts"
  • "Have a merry Cave Chirstmas, Bone Brain! Remember, 'Oogtar' spelled backwards is 'rat goo'!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • "I had so much fun as your crooked judge I decided to become your cruel warden!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
  • "Ohh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "I wonder if I can put Lemmy up for adoption?" -Nintendo Comics System, "The Buddy System"
  • "Eight Egg Scoopa Koopas coming up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, dinobrain!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "Hey, don't forget the special Scoopa Sauce. A little scoop'll do ya, haha!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "Shake it up! Time is money!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "How can I plunder your kingdom if I don't get my beauty rest!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
  • "Top this, turkey-mouth!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "My ol' pop used to say in situations like this - 'Son, when you put your mind to it, there's no problem big enough to run away from'!" -Nintendo Comics System, "The Buddy System"
  • "Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Super Koopa"
  • "King Bowser Koopa is nobody's fair game!" -Nintendo Comics System, "It's Always Fair Weather"
  • "It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "I'll get you for this, Marioooooo!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises; I'm having a temper tantrum!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Clams, coins, old socks, we're given' em away!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "You will grow up to be sneaky, two-faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad!" -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning"
  • "If I want something, I'll just take it!"
  • "I wouldn't do that, plunger-face, not if you want to see your precious princess again!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • (when the Doomship overheats) "I just got this clunker back from the repair shop!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Plug your ears and watch your rears!"
  • "Now you'll see why I modestly call myself a genius." -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "And for the finale, one KO punch!" -Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
  • "That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "I'd love to save you, kids, but I just remembered I have a tail-styling appointment in another warp zone!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "All right, keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
  • "Listen up, you reptile retches! It’s time to play 'Auction the Princess'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Karate Koopa"
  • "I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"
  • "Fire a warning shot! ...On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"
  • "Well, two can play at that game! And I know how to cheat."
  • "These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Great Balls of Fire"
  • "These are not disguises! I am Bowser Koopa! King Koopa to you!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Crimes R Us"
  • "Boy, have I got Mighty Plumber conned! I wonder what I'll buy with all those gold coins? An ocean liner? A Koopa DeVille?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "I'll have to lead the next attack myself!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "Why am I cursed with such incompetents!!??"
  • "Stop the awful noiaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Blame it on the Rain? Hehe...Blame it on the King Koopa!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "On Tuesday, I think I'll call a vote and have myself elected Grand Imperial Boss."
  • "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! Now way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans!" -Super Paper Mario
  • [trying to wake up Peach] "Well this is just annoying! GET UUUUUP!!!" -Super Paper Mario
  • "You!? What are you doing in my bag of toys, cave creep?!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • "You're gonna wait a long time, Princess, 'cause these toys are going to my Koopa Kids on Koopa Kristmas morning!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"

[edit] The Koopalings

  • "And your princess pedestal will be Koopa kindling!" ~Wendy -Super Mario Adventures
  • "Not here, Kootie Pie! Use your head for something besides make-up! Those faucet-fixers might see it! They got eyes everywhere! They got ears too, so keep it quiet! We don't want THEM at our circus, we just want cave-people like Papa Koopa said. Then the more, the better, and furthermore--" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "Come one, come all, to the greatest circus of them all: the Koopaling Bros. Circus, greatest show in Dinosaur Land! Because of me, Big Mouth, the greatest ringleader of them all, master tamer of dangerous dinosaurs, mastermind of the amazing Mech-Koopas, lord of all he surveys, proveyor of--" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "Large-brained clutzes! I am not part of your stupid act! I am the ringmaster, the greatest ringmaster of them all at the greatest circus of them all! I am your fearless leader! Your master of pump and ceremony! I am to be treated with...respect!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "But Mario, you hate pasta!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "On to the next act, folks! There'll be lots of audience participation! Fun for all and all for fun! The time of your life, the last time of your life!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • Iggy: Cross Oogtar...
    Lemmy: ...with broccoli...
    Iggy + Lemmy: ...and get Oogly! -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning"
  • "Have a good time! Have a nice day! Sayonara! So long! Ciao! See you later, alligator! Ciao! Bon voyage! Hasta la vista! Be sure to write!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "I've turned all the wild animals into stuffed animals!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "I've made an Abominable Snowkoopa!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "I've turned all these stupid, ugly, useless old paintings and statues into something really beautiful: pictures of me! There's the 'Mona Kootie', 'The Birth of Kootie', and 'Kootie Descending a Staircase'!" ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "I've taken over all the TV stations, and I'm holding a Koopathon. I'm not going off the air until everybody sends me all their money!" ~Lemmy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "And I'm turning the Amazon Forest into a parking lot. Now all I need is a zillion cars to fill it!" ~Iggy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Welcome to All-Star Prehistoric Wrestling, a splendid gladiatorial spectacle, a fabulous fight to the finish! In this corner in the pink and purple trunks with the orange ruffles, weighing in at 90,000 pounds each, the totally terrible twosome, titanic, thunderous, thumping, throttling, towering, thrusting, tripping top heavy, top notch, top fight, tip toe, tip top, top tip..." ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "Wait, I'm just about to finish! This big, BIG finish! In this corner, the Tyrannosaurus Twins, a totally terrific twosome, a terrifying..." ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "Thank you, thank you. And in this corner, from the bucolic world of Brooklyn in that rollicking real world, these two loud, bungling, faucet fixing freaks, those forever foolish, fur-brained fish heads... Fish heads? A foolish, flabby, bug-eating... YARG!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • Iggy: Time to heat up...
    Lemmy: ...this wimpy game! -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning"
  • "You're just Princess Toadstool of the measly Mushroom Kingdom. I am going to be Empress of America!" ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "This is a fun little game called 'Stuff Your Furniture Down the Drain'!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Oh, hi, Princess. I'm really really sorry, but I have just decided to place you under house arrest." ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "AHH! Not my favorite string! It's invaluable! Oh, there's a story behind this string, on Great Grandfather Koopa..." ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Rock TV"
  • "I am the emperor of eavesdropping!" ~Larry -Super Mario World, "The Yoshi Shuffle"
  • "Ahh! I've been kissed by a plumber!~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Oh, brother! King Dad's in trouble! That was a good speech!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "The only way you guys are gonna eat, is by shopping at the Koopamart. So long, suckers!" ~Larry -Super Mario World, "Gopher Bash"
  • Roy: King Dad is going to pay for this!
    Morton: Yeah! Dancing lessons are expensive! -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Do the Koopa"
  • "This Santa Claus only gives presents to good children! What kinda wimp is he?" ~Roy -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • "When I get my claws on Santa, I'll turn him into Christmas pudding!" ~Roy -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • "Oh no, I broke a nail. This is no job for someone as magnificently beautiful as I." ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "YOU? BEAUTIFUL? I thought you were part of the garbage, Kootie Pie!" ~Roy ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Hey, King Dad's doing aerobic exercises to get in shape for more badness!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Don't just help him, STAND THERE!" ~Larry -Super Mario World, "Gopher Bash"
  • "Oops! He's got more (growl) than everrrrrr!" ~Larry -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Hey pop, what are we having a tantrum about?" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "It's curtains for you creeps! You're history! You've had it! You're done for! It's all over! We win! Time's up! Your clock is cleaned! The sun has set! The cheese has moved! The Super Mario Bros. are no more!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Crimes R Us"
  • "Hey! Kootie Pie! Stick 'em up! Put your hands in the air! I'm a thief!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Crimes R Us"
  • "Hey, lady! Gimmie your purse! I'm a real bad robber Koopa! I'm also a baaaaaad dancer!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Crimes R Us"
  • Morton: So it'll be first and ten, but it might as well be fourth and long! 'Cause it's now or never, it's do or die, and it's sudden death if that egg breaks open! Boy, that missed extra point sure looms BIG now! The excitement's building up in the--
    Roy: Awwww, shaddap! We'll never get started!! -Super Mario World, "The Yoshi Shuffle"
  • "All right, King Dad! You're back to your abnormal self!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Stupid Mario Brothers. Ruining all our fun! Come on, gang. I know where we're not wanted!" ~Wendy

[edit] Miscellaneous Characters

  • "Today's Bonus Stars are..." ~Narrator -Mario Party DS
  • "Coming Through!" ~Daisy -Mario Kart Wii
  • "Goal, (any character)!" ~Referee -Super Mario Strikers
  • "Nintendo!" ~Wario -Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour & Mario Power Tennis
  • "Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for!" ~Twila -Mario Party 6/Toadsworth -Mario Party 7
  • "News Flash! Incoming, Bonus Stars!! Three kinds on the way!!!" ~Big Top -Mario Party 8
  • "So who got the most stars?" ~Narrator -Mario Party DS
  • "Yay, I got it!" ~Daisy -Mario Parties 4 & 5
  • "That's the Game!" ~Lakitu -Mario Superstar Baseball and Mario Super Sluggers
  • "New Record!" ~Announcer -Mario Parties 1-8 & Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
  • "Do you hear the baby stars? These newborns will grow up to become galaxies someday. When stars die, they turn to stardust and scatter across the cosmos. Eventually, that stardust reforms to create a new star...And so the cycle of life continues. But the cycle never repeats itself in quite the same way. So you'll see..." ~Rosalina -Super Mario Galaxy
  • "Waluigi, winner!" ~Waluigi -Mario Party 8
  • "I serve.... a higher authority...." ~Geno -Super Mario RPG
  • "Mine, mine, mine!" ~Waluigi -Mario Party 8
  • "Gee, you're soaking wet, aren't you?" ~Mallow -Super Mario RPG
  • "Rock TV? Hey man, what dat?" ~Oogtar -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • "The vacation starts now." ~F.L.U.D.D. -Super Mario Sunshine
  • "Oogtar no want be dino food!" ~Oogtar -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • "Rats! I missed! Ooh, I hate it when I miss!" ~Thwomp -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "Jagger, begin the training in our new Mario-style dojo... 1,000 jumps!" ~Jinx -Super Mario RPG
  • "Watch that third step. It's a lulu." ~Birdo -Nintendo Comics System, "Bedtime for Drain-Head"
  • "Who do you think you are? Bruce Lee?" ~Mallow -Super Mario RPG
  • "Now you've made my hammer mad! Ya shouldn't have done that!"~Hammer Brother -Super Mario RPG
  • "Strong you are, but stronger I am!" ~Bowyer -Super Mario RPG
  • "You're as slow as a pumpkin! At this rate it'll take you 100 more years to catch me!" ~Croco -Super Mario RPG
  • "Am I famous yet?" ~Punchinello -Super Mario RPG
  • "Sorry, I'm not accepting visitors past my bedtime." ~Belome -Super Mario RPG
  • "Is it me, or do I detect milk film on this glass?" ~Wooster -Nintendo Comics System, "Bedtime for Drain-Head"
  • "First stop, 99th floor! Lingerie, chocolate-covered insects, large bricks..." ~Wart -Nintendo Comics System, "Cloud Nine"
  • "On your marks, get set..." ~Announcer -Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
  • "I vant to be a vald class-baker." ~Chef Torte -Super Mario RPG
  • "Curses! I missed! I need to work on my aim." ~The Witch of Pumpkin Zone -Mario VS Wario
  • "If they can do it, so can I--I mean, you!" ~Mouser -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
  • "Oh yeah, I won!" ~ Daisy -Mario Parties 6 and 7, winning a minigame
  • "Wa-lu-i-gi, Yeah Yeah Yeah!" ~Waluigi -Mario Strikers Charged
  • "Game!" ~Announcer -Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros. Brawl
  • "Let's start the Card Party!" ~Mamar -Mario Party 5
  • "If it don't bleed, it ain't lunch." ~Drippy's Restaurant -Super Mario Bros. movie
  • "Aha! You're Mario! I knew it. You can't go past here, Mr. Big Shot! It's a direct order from the Goomba King!" ~Red Goomba -Paper Mario
  • "Putting on a little weight, aren't you, Mario?" ~Sledge Brother -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Service Change" ~Announcer -Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games, Table Tennis events (DS)
  • "I'm here to cause trouble on behalf of Bowser. Now, I will give you five coins... Wait! That's not right! Well, anyway, don't tell anyone, okay?" ~Koopa Kid -Mario Party 2
  • "And more importantly - more than one bathroom in here!" ~Piranha Plant -Nintendo Comics System, "Piranha Round-Sue"
  • "Hey, my tooth's loose! Where's the deductible on our Mutual of Koopa dental insurance plan?" ~Ninji -Nintendo Comics System, "The Adventures of Dirk Drain-Head"
  • "I just fixed that gate!... Nobody say 'gate' to me..." ~Goompapa -Paper Mario
  • "No, you can't call your lawyer or your mother!" ~Koopa Troopa -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Toad Warriors"
  • "Welcome to the Star Carnival!" ~MC Ballyhoo -Mario Party 8
  • "Trophy Awarded!" ~Announcer -Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
  • "My ears, hurty-hurt! Too much talk! Not enough results! ~Big Top -Mario Party 8
  • "Hey you! How about lending me your clothes? No dice?! What a drag." ~King -Super Mario Bros. 3
  • "Because I forgot my bazooka at home! Sheesh... Give me a break, here." ~Mushroom Guard -Super Mario RPG
  • "Since you're here, maybe you could clear something up for me. My bride-to-be is chanting, 'MARIOHELPMEMARIOHELPMEMARIOHELPME'. Is she showing her happiness?" ~Booster -Super Mario RPG
  • "I hate you - openly and without regret!" ~Lakitu -Teris Attack
  • "Fair Ball!" ~Lakitu -Mario Superstar Baseball
  • "Final Lap!" ~Lakitu -Super Mario Kart to Mario Kart Wii
  • "Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yo, yo!" ~Hammer Bro. -Mario Party 8, winning a minigame
  • "Play Ball!" ~Lakitu -Mario Superstar Baseball and Mario Super Sluggers
  • "Hurry up!" ~Wario -Wario Land 4
  • "Strike!" ~Lakitu -Mario Superstar Baseball and Mario Super Sluggers
  • "You again? Back for more ray surfing? This course is a monster. You sure you want to try?" ~Coach -Super Mario Galaxy
  • "The battle is ready to begin! Ring that bell!" ~Jolene -Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
  • "Change!" ~Lakitu -Mario Superstar Baseball and Mario Super Sluggers
  • "OK, you got three minutes to get back here. Stay calm, and just enjoy the surf." ~Coach -Super Mario Galaxy
  • "Oh no! Whomp-whomp-waaa!" ~Toadette -Mario Kart Wii
  • "Stomp 'Em!" ~ Koopa Kid -Mario Party 4, Bowser Wrestling
  • "Out!" ~Lakitu -Mario Superstar Baseball and Mario Super Sluggers
  • "Thank you. I'll be watching you from beyond the stars." ~Rosalina -Super Mario Galaxy
  • "Finish!" ~Announcer -Mario Parties 1-8 and Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (Summer & Winter)
  • "New World Record!" ~Announcer -Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
  • "Safe!" ~Lakitu -Mario Superstar Baseball and Mario Super Sluggers
  • "Goo Goo!" ~ Baby Mario -Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
  • "Go!" ~Announcer -Mario Parties 6-8 & Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (Summer & Winter)
  • "This game's winner is..." ~Eldstar -Mario Party 5
  • "Rawk out, Great Gonzales!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAWK! Listen to me, Gonzales! Anybody who's beat me is not ALLOWED to lose!!!" ~Rawk Hawk -Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
  • "Let's see what minigame the Wheel of Whimsy has in store for you!" ~Toadsworth -Mario Party 7
  • "Rock 'n Roll!!" ~Wario -Wario Land: Shake It!
  • "Let's go!" ~Wario -Wario Land: Shake It!
  • "Yay!!" ~Mii -Mario Kart Wii
  • "Not-a bad, for a baby!" ~Baby Mario -Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
  • "Neato!" ~Daisy -Mario Party 8
  • "Nintendo!" ~Baby Mario & Baby Luigi -Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
  • "That shook things up!" ~MC Ballyhoo -Mario Party 8
  • "New Olympic Record!" ~Announcer -Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
  • "That's right!" ~Daisy -Mario Party DS
  • "Home-Run Contest!" ~Announcer -Super Smash Bros. Melee & Super Smash Bros. Brawl
  • "I HAVE CHORTLES!" ~Fawful -Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
  • "3...2...1...GO!" ~Lakitu -Mario Kart Wii/Announcer -Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games, Super Smash Bros., & Super Smash Bros. Brawl
  • "Medal Awarded!" ~Announcer -Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
  • "Fair!" ~Lakitu -Mario Super Sluggers
  • "Ball!" ~Lakitu -Mario Superstar Baseball and Mario Super Sluggers
  • "You clowns! You DON'T break a door down when entering a room!" ~Booster -Super Mario RPG
  • "Hi! I'm Luigi! I mean, Booigi!" ~Booigi -Luigi's Mansion
  • "Wanna play GameBoo Advance?" ~GameBoo Advance -Luigi's Mansion
  • "BACK TO ADVENTURE!" ~Stuffwell -Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
  • "Time for the six o'clock Boos!" ~Booscaster -Luigi's Mansion
  • "What do idiots drink? So-duhhhh! What do sodas call their dads? Pop! A hippie's favorite soda? Granola Cola!" ~Bubbles -Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
  • "What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway? Gullible soup?" ~King Boo -Luigi's Mansion
  • "In lane (any number), (Character)!" ~Announcer -Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
  • "These were the most tasteful wedding invitations I could find. (licks one envelope) Mmm... whipped cream flavor... (licks another) Mmm... mango passion fruit... (licks another) Mm-- Eeyuck! Spinach! How did that get in there!?" ~Queen Rotunda -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"
  • "I HAVE FURY!" ~Fawful -Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
  • "Break the targets!" ~Announcer -Super Smash Bros. series
  • "I HAVE FAWFUL!" ~Fawful -Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
  • "You're lousy!" ~Waluigi -taunt in Mario Parties 6 and 7

[edit] Dialogue

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  • Bowser: Ah, Princess Peach,you're now going to come with me... You're speechless I see.
    Koopa: Oh no! I'sd rather lose anything but my life-size Princess Peach poster!
    Kammy: Poster?!? There, there Bowser, it's alright!
    Bowser: Great, now I look like the king of guys who talk to posters!
  • Bowser: Koopa court is now in session! Balliff Mouser, read those phony charges you and I cooked up.
    Mouser: Mario, Luigi, the Princess and Toad, you are charged with disturbing the Koopa, plumbing without a license and not eating your pasta. How do you plead?
    All: Not guilty!
    Bowser: Let the jury know that the criminals stated guilty to all the crimes!
    Peach: Koopa, you slimy reptile! We just said we didn't do those things!
    [Bowser hits the judge hammer on the table and pulls out a book of laws]
    Bowser: We got laws in this court about sassing the judge!
    [Bowser starts reading the book]
    Toad: Why do I get the feeling he's gonna throw the book at us?
    [Bowser literally throws the book at them]
    Bowser: Has the jury reached a verdict?
    [Jury starts talking about it]
    Bowser: Guilty, you idiots, or I'll feed you to this Piranha plant!
    [Jury look at each other and nod]
    Mouser: They said guilty your Koopaness, just like we planned!
  • Bowser: Congrulations, you've won an all expense payed trip to claud Koopatraz!
    Luigi: 200 years in Koopatraz state prison!
    Mouser: Hey, it could have been life! Relax, you'll be up for parole in a century or two!
  • Luigi: Now we'll never get back to Brooklyn.
    Mario: Relax Luigi, it could be worse!
    Luigi: We're trapped in a dungeon, about to be executed, how could things possibly be worse?
    Mario: Well for one thing, the roof could fall until it flattens us like a pizza!
    [The ceiling actually starts lowering]
    Toad: Very uncool, dudes - da ceiling is lowering!
    Mario: Or the room could fill with water until we all drown like rats!
    [The room starts filling with water]
    Peach: We've got to get out of here!
    Mario: Hey, I could think of another way things could be worse!
    Luigi: Mario, puh-lease! Don't say another word!
  • Luigi: I just hope this crazy plan of yours works!
    Mario: My crazy plans always work!
  • Mario: In here, quick!
    Luigi: Wait a minute, your always saying "In here, quick!"
    Mario: Ok, then you say it!
    [Luigi turns to see the Koopa Troopas and Bowser coming]
    Luigi: In here, quick!
  • Luigi: What are we gonna do?
    Mario: Number 1, we steal this car, number 2, I'm driving!
  • Man on radio: Alien species escaping from police detention!
    Luigi: Aliens! We gotta deal with aliens too!?
    Mario: Luigi, we're the aliens!
    Luigi: We are? WHOA COOL!
  • Mario: Now if you two don't start talking, we're gonna leave you to these guys, for lunch!
    Luigi: Now, where's Daisy?
    Iggy: No, no, no, where's the rock scallywag?
    Luigi: Where's Daisy?
    Spike: Where's the rock overweening rogue!
    Luigi: Not until you give us Daisy, biscuit head!
    Iggy: Where's the rock?
    Mario: Shut up, now, what's with this rock?
    Iggy: The rock is a piece of a special meteorite which hit this planet years ago.
    Spike: Yes, you see, once this rock is inserted into the meteorite, our worlds will merge and we will become one!
    Iggy: And our cousin Koopa will become ruler of both our worlds!
    Both: Hahaha!
    Mario: I don't get it, if this guy was so great, why didn't he open it before?
    Iggy: You fool, it's been sealed for years until someone on your side blasted it open again!
  • Bowser: ...and then I'll join OPEC!
    Peach: You!? You make Mario and Luigi look like brain surgeons! You're too ignorant to be an oil tycoon.
    Bowser: So? I'll take brute strength and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!
  • Bowser: Attention Koopa Klan! Your sweet sister Kootie Pie has finally found a birthday present that makes her happy.
    Morton: Give the brat a country and she finally stops nagging!
  • Pizza Delivery Man: Python Pizza here. May I help you?
    Bowser: King Koopa here.
    Pizza Delivery Man: Oh. Yes sir?
    Bowser: I'd like the Koopa Special.
    Pizza Delivery Man: Pterodactyl tail on that?
    Bowser: Yes. Dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms... and, uh, spicy.
  • Mouse: You were going to flood our chambers!? Why?
    Bowser: Well, um... then no one could travel underground anymore and, uh....
    Mario: Let me guess. You were planning on starting a rickshaw service?
    Bowser: Taxi service.
  • Mario: Hey Luigi, can't you get any more speed out of this old tub?
    Luigi: Keep your mustache on, Mario. We'll be on time for the dinner.
  • Bowser: Guess who's coming to dinner, Tryclydius - the Marios!
    Tryclyde head 1: Mash 'em! Stump 'em! Crush 'em!
    Bowser: Don't let 'em see you, snake-breath. I want 'em to walk into my trap.
    Tryclyde head 2: Mash 'em! Stump 'em! Crush 'em!
    Bowser: Why do I have to give you an order three times before it sinks in!?
    Tryclyde head 1: I don't know, ask him.
    Tryclyde head 2: I don't know, ask him.
    Bowser: I can't let you ninnies ruin my plan to get the Marios out of the way.
    Tryclyde head 3: Mash 'em! Stump 'em! Crush 'em!
    Bowser: Get back here, you stupid serpent!
  • Luigi: See? We're here ahead of time. We got-a-half an hour till chow.
    Mario: Half an hour!? I could starve by then!
  • Brutius: Guard, take Princess Toadstool and this creature...
    Toad: Hey! Watch dat "creature" stuff!
    [Brutius growls at Toad and stomps the ground, causing Toad to flip.] Toad: Wo! On second thought, 'creature' does have a nice ring to it.
  • Brutius: You aren't goin' nowhere, fungus!
    Toad: Dat's what I said, I aren't goin' nowhere.
    Brutius: Fungus!
    Toad: Right. Fungus. Heh heh heh heh. Sorry, I forgot that part.
  • Mario: This is some place, hey Luigi?
    Luigi: It's some place, but I don't know what place.
    Brutius: This is the place where we capture you!
    Mario: Oh. See, Luigi? This is the place where they--
    Mario and Luigi: Capture us!?
  • Horse: How about doing another trick and getting me some more oats?
    Mario: Sorry, but I'm out of oats!
    [The horse stops completely, making the Mario Bros. fly up high and into the ground.]
    Horse: No oats, no work! Sorry, fat boy!
  • Luigi: What's [Tryclyde] gonna do with that net, Mario?
    Mario: He's not going fishin', that's for sure Luigi!
  • Mario: I gotta tell you, Luigi - I'm workin' up one BIG appetite!
    Luigi: Doh, so is he!
  • Mario: Wait a macaroni minute! I got an idea! Dance, Luigi!
    Luigi: You lost your noodle?!
    Mario: Dance! Dance!
  • Peach: Your "champion" looks dizzy, Koopa.
    Bowser: Not for long, Princess! Three heads are better than two!
  • Bowser: It can't be! They defeated my champion!
    Peach: And now you gotta let them go.
    Bowser: That's what you think! Brutius, release the lions!
    Peach: But you promised!
    Bowser: One of the nice things about being evil is, you get to lie a lot.
  • Mario: OK, you guys are supposed to be king of the beasts, right?
    Lion #1: You got it, you chubby little jungle lunchmeat!
    Mario: If you're really kings, you'd be having an emperor for dinner, instead of two measly plumbers.
    Lion #1: He's got a point, Harry.
  • Lion #1: Now this is what I call a meal!
    Bowser: Yeeeeow! [The lions chase him out of the stadium.] Aaaah! You Marios haven't seen the last of King Koopa!
    Lion *1: Hey Koopa! Slow down! We're hungry!
  • Lion #1: Hey, Luigi! Y'wanna get to work? Break time's over! I'm so starved I could eat a horse... or a plumber.
    Luigi: [gulp] One extra-big plate of spaghetti, coming right up!
  • Roy: I'm paintin' grafitti all over this wall, green daddy.
    Bowser: Lousy lizards, Bully! Any stupid airhead can slop grafitti around!
    Roy: But it's not just any wall, pop. It's the Great Wall of China!
  • Larry: I've turned every human being [in Australia] into a kangaroo--except one.
    Bowser: And what'd you do with him?
    [Larry turns Crocodile Dundee into a shrimp.]
    Larry: We're throwing a shrimp on a barby!
  • Torte: Now vat?
    Apprentice: Chef Torte! The cake's MOVING!
    Torte: Talk no more of zees!
    Apprentice: No! Really, truly. Why would I lie?
    Torte: Because you are... IDIOT! Zee! It IS NOT moving!
    [The cake moves.]
    Torte + Apprentice: Huh?
    Torte: Zee cake's alive! RUN!!
    Apprentice: See? I was RIGHT!
  • Luigi: Ugh! Mario, turn that racket back down! Can't you see I'm trying to read?
    Mario: Well, I want to listen to music! This record's hot! [Luigi gets up and takes the record] Huh?
    [Luigi throws the record into the fireplace]
    Luigi: There. Now it's even hotter!
    [the record burns and melts in the fireplace]
    Mario:That was my favorite record!
  • Bowser: There's only one king of Cramalot! And who is that?
    Koopa Troopa: Ahh, can ya give me a hint?
    Bowser: He's sitting right here on this throne!
    Koopa Troopa: Well gee, maybe ya better get off him.
  • Mario: What's green and scaly, and covered with meat sauce?
    Bowser: I don't know. What?
    Mario: A Koopa slammed into deep spaghetti!
    Bowser: Cut the corn and fight, faucet face!
  • Mario: Koopa, you're the meanest, ugliest lizard that ever slimed its way across Cramalot!
    Bowser: Flattery will get you nowhere.
  • Bowser: Know what I'm gonna do with you buttinskies?
    Mario: Say you're sorry and let us go?
  • Luigi: 200 years! What're we gonna do!?
    Mario: Don't worry, because I doubt we're gonna live 200 years, Luigi!
  • Luigi: Hey Mario! You sure you know what you're doing?
    Mario: Sure, I'm doing 60 miles an hour!
  • Mario: You okay, Luigi?
    Luigi: I'd feel better if we went back and got my stomach.
  • Mario: Now that's what I call a meal!
    Luigi: Well, that's what I call ten meals!
  • Toad: When I get my hands on that King Koopa, I'll fix his wagon!
    Luigi: Hey, what's-a-matter with King Koopa's wagon? Is it broken?
  • Mario: Looks like we win the bike race by default.
    Luigi: It's not my fault.
    Peach: Guys, you've been tricked! This race was one of Koopa's traps!
    Toad: Yeah, da bill collect after my mushroom hide was just a phony!
    Luigi: You mean I risked my neck for nothing!?
    Mario: You mean I wasted my tomato sauce!??!
  • Mario: What would you do without your big brother?
    Luigi: I'd like to give it a shot and find out.
    Mario: Ah, come on!
    Luigi: I was just about to ask [Daisy] that.
    Mario: You wasn't gonna ask her nothin', you was gonna let her go.
    Luigi: Now she'll think I'm a complete idiot.
    Mario: Come on, you're gonna see her tonight. You'll impress her with your manners.
    Luigi: Yeah? So why did you tell her I suck my thumb, huh?
  • Toad: This is the second-biggest hypodermic needle I've ever seen!
    Luigi: What was the biggest?
    Toad: My last flu shot.
  • Axem Black: I broke my shades!
    Axem Red: Serves ya right!
  • Axem Green: I have a headache!
    Axem Red: You are really out of shape!
  • Axem Pink: My make-up's running!
    Axem Red: Then switch brands!
  • Axem Yellow: I'm hungry!
    Axem Red: Chew on your tounge!
  • Mario: Speaking of Yoshi, where is he? He never misses lunch.
    Luigi: Neither do you, unless you're in trouble.
  • [Luigi and Yoshi have become Chickadactyls and flown out with the treasure chest.]
    Mario: Princess! Lemmie out! Luigi and Yoshi have flown the coop!
    Peach: [opens the door] They took our treasure chest too! But how'd they do it? The door was locked the whole time.
    Mario: Like I said, they flew the coop! [points to the open window]
    Peach: Right, they grew wings and flew away. Give me a break, Mario.
  • Mario: That does it! We're shutting down Scoopa Koopa's before the damage is permanent!
    Bowser: You and who else, plumb dumb? My customers and employees may not agree with you! One more day and it'll be too late. Your friends'll go from the fried egg to the fryer! And the next stop is the frying pan. [to his gang] He wants to shut us down, friends! What are you gonna do about it?
    [His gang gives chase after Mario and Peach.]
    Mario: We need a plan, quick!
    Peach: Since we can't fly, I suggest we run!
  • Mario: Luigi, do you like pancakes?
    Luigi: Yeah, I love 'em. Why?
    Mario: Because if we don't think of something fast, that's what we're going to be squashed into!
  • Bowser: Wow, any more food, Wooster, and I'll go into hibernation!
    Wooster: Don't be silly, sir. Grease dip for the fries? What's a turnip fry without liquid lard sauce?
  • Mario: Y'know, sometimes the princess reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.
    Luigi: Sometimes King Koopa reminds me of your ex-girlfriend!
  • Luigi: Mario, have I ever told you that you drive me crazy?
    Mario: That's great! Dirk drives his brother crazy too!
  • Peach: Fellow Mushroom-ites, we are facing dark days ahead.
    King Toadstool: Oh no! Higher lighting bills!
  • [Toad accidentally sets off a Stupid Bomb, rendering everybody stupid.]
    Peach: Let's attack whatsisname!
    Luigi: I can take Koopa's army single-handedly!
    Mario: I'd use both hands if I were you.
    Toad: I think I did something wrong, but I don't remember what.
    Wooster: I'd insult you if I were smart enough.
    King Toadstool: What's going on? I don't feel any different!
  • Snifit: Remember, the bomb is perfectly safe as long as you don't drop it.
    Shy Guy: Uh-oh!
    Snifit: Is there a problem back there?
    Shy Guy: Ummmm... maybe!
    [The bomb explodes, rendering them all stupid.]
    Snifit: Boy, somebody's gonna get a good-natured razzing when I get smart again!
  • Bowser: [yelling at Toad's Shy Guy costume] Hey, where did you get this crummy robe? What cheap material! What shoddy workmanship! You're a disgrace to the Shy Guy uniform! Stand up while I'm yelling at you, you limp wimp. SPEAK UP, FOOL!
    Toad: I bet Koopa was the inspiration for the Stupid Bomb.
  • Mario: Okay, we have to remember the World "2-1".
    Luigi: You remember the "2" and I'll remember the "1".
  • Peach: I'm starting to feel brighter.
    King Toadstool: Does that mean lower lighting bills?
  • Mario: Hey! We just gonna hang around here all day, or get back in the race?
    Luigi: I thought hangin' around all day was the better choice.
  • Luigi: Ah, there we go, the valves are tightened.
    Mario: Tightened? I thought we were loosening them!
  • Mario: Adding it all up, it's perfectly clear--Wart snatched the king again! I can't believe it!
    Luigi: Not only that, they were sold out of plumbing supplies!
  • Toad: Fellas, Koopa's fort is impregnable!
    Luigi: Yeah, and we can't get in there either!
  • Toad: This is terrible!
    Peach: Yes, Mario and Luigi really need our help.
    Toad: I meant da snoring - it's driving me bonkers!
  • Bowser: By the way, my Koopa Bros.... About the captured Star Spirit I've locked up in your fortress... Who's guarding him right now?
    Ninjakoopa Red: Uh... nobody, sir... You know we're here and so...
    Bowser: You idiots!! Use your heads! Get back to the fortress and guard that Star Spirit!
  • Mario: But we're supposed to rescue her!
    Toad: Uh, I don't think this is the time for technicalities...
  • Peach: Me, join a harem? Oh, give me a break! Harems are from the stupid olden days.
    Sultan Pasbah: I like the stupid olden days!
  • Toad: What's so super about this "Super Sushi"?
    Peach: Whoever eats it doubles in size and strength.
    Mario: And besides that, it makes great spaghetti sauce!
  • Bowser: Yes, babycakes. You not only get to see Silly Thawilly...
    Wendy: Milli Vanilli!
    Bowser: ...but you get to keep Billy Danilli for your very own.
    Wendy + Larry: Milli Vanilli!
  • Rick: We're in big trouble, Mario!
    Mario: You mean because Tatanga's corps of engineers have rebuilt this place into the final level of the Birabuto Kingdom?
    Josh: No, he means Mom's gonna kill us when she finds out we rode the train here alone!
  • Mario: Errgh, Yoshi!
    Yoshi: But I get ball like you say!
    Mario: After the ball is out of play!
    Luigi: Ballboys don't eat the balls. They pick 'em up.
    Yoshi: What? Me no eat ball? You call this fun?
  • Mario: Yoshi! What did we just tell you!?
    Yoshi: Outside court means out of play. Is Yoshi's yes?
    Mario, Luigi, and Peach: NO!
  • Mario: We got to stop [the cave-people]! They're going to their doom!
    Yoshi: "Doom"? Uh, what is "doom"? [They enter the castle, where a circus tent is set up.] Oho, this "doom" thing definitely more fun than tennis!
  • Bowser: A circus isn't a circus without a dinosaur-taming act!
    Mario: Uh, how about a chipmunk-taming act instead?
  • Luigi: Hmmm, what's Koopa up to? He never does anything like this without a reason!
    Mario: Relax! Enjoy the show! We'll find out soon enough!
  • Bowser: I'm leavin' your little band now. Hey, I only joined so I could get my castle back, and now it is!
    Geno: Bowser, you're completely missing the point! We have to destroy Smithy or there's no way we can assure he won't invade it again!
    Bowser: I see...
    Geno: Ooh, I'm good!
  • Toad: Now what do we do?
    Shy Guy: Punt. Wait--! Forget I said that!
  • Bowser: You stupid sniveling Snifits! Find a way to cross that chasm and find it now!
    [He kicks a pillar, which falls and forms a bridge.]
    Snifit: I got an idea. Let's use that rock thing for a bridge!
    Bowser: That was my idea, you snub-faced sim!
  • Bowser: And who's gonna stop me? Your plumber pals ran out on you, remember?
    Mario: Wrong again, lizard-breath!
    Luigi: I thought we were gonna sneak up on him, Mario.
    Mario: I forgot!
  • Bowser: You'll pay for this, you pesky plumber!
    Mario: Oh yeah, Koopa? I'm sending you a bill!
  • Peach: We made it! And Bowser is blown to bits!
    Mario: I can't believe they pulled it off without my direction.
  • Mario and Luigi: Koopa's conquered! The kingdom is safe at last!
    Peach: And we rescued Mario, to boot!
    Mario: [sweatdrop] Thanks to you, princess.
  • Snifit 1: Boss, shouldn't we be concentrating on the girl?
    Booster: Right! Now, about the girl in my life, who thinks I should marry her? Well? Speak up!
    Snifit 2: A wedding ceremony would make a great PARTY!
    Booster: Ah, a party! We haven't had one of those. It could be fun! So...what is a party?
    Snifit 3: Well, you drink punch and eat CAKE!...I think.
    Booster: Hmmm...Drink punch...eat cake...? It sounds...complicated. I don't know if I can muster the strength to do it...Let's walk through it once! It's wedding rehearsal time!
    Snifit 1: We will now begin the ceremony. Walk down the aisle with the... (hey someone make her smile!) beautiful bride-to-be.
    Booster: Wait! Mario always shows up about now to ruin the fun. We've got to take that into consideration, you know. Someone go and get the Mario doll.
    Snifits: It isn't here.
    Booster: Of course it's here! You lazy slobs couldn't find water if you were fish!
  • Booster: Hey, No.1! Where's my cake?!
    Snifit 1: Booster, Sir! There's a 70% chance the object you're standing on is a cake.
    Booster: ....? THIS thing's a cake? Okay, everyone! Here's the stumper. How do we eat this? I SAY we boil it! No.2, what do you say?
    Snifit 2: Way too messy! Why don't you just swallow it?
    Booster: WHAT?! In one GULP? That's easier said than done!
    Snifit 3: Come, Booster! You can do it! Open wide, please!
    Booster: My nerves are shot. I feel like I've forgotten to tie my cord before a bungee jump.
  • Peach: Will your court photographers be there if I sign over the kingdom?
    Bowser: Of course! It's the photo opportunity of my life!
    Peach: Then I'll do it on two conditions - that you move us to the throne room, and that you change that tacky outfit.
  • Larry: Careful King Dad, I mean, ex-King Dad, I'm the new king of the Mushroom Kingdom, see? [Bowser sees the document and Larry takes Bowser's crown.] 'Course, since you gave me the idea to cheat you out of it, I'll make sure you get a cushy assignment. Say, cleaning the royal stables?
    Bowser: You nincom-koop! [takes back the crown]
    Larry: Hey! That's mine!
    Bowser: No, it's mine, you double-crossing dodo! Look!
  • Mario: Luigi, you'll have to swim across the moat and let down the drawbridge.
    Luigi: Me? But, but I can't! I'm, uh, gonna have a baby. [makes uncomfortable noises; Mario shoves him forward] Well, it was worth a try.
  • Bowser: Now my dear, it's time to initiate you into the Loyal Brotherhood of Tomato Sauce Vampires.
    Peach: Brotherhood? But I'm a girl!
  • Mario: How do you stop a vampire?
    Toad: A stake t'rough da heart!
    Mario: Chop sirloin? Filet mignon?
  • Luigi: [as Bowser] Nyah-nyah-nyah! Ya mutha wears a Shy Guy mask!
    Shy Guy: So does mine!
  • Twink: Oh! A photo of Mario!
    Peach: Don't look at that!
  • Mouser: What's ze password?
    Mario: Password? Hmm...
    Mouser: It's "cheeseballs", you dopes!
    Mario: Oh yeah.
    All: Cheeseballs!
    Mouser: That's better. Boy, some people are really stupid!
  • Bowser: I'll give you three urns of prime steak for [Peach]! That's my final offer!
    Sultan Pasbah: I won't take less than 54 urns of chopped chicken liver!
  • Toad: This is the end of the trail!
    Mario: Good thing. 'Cause this is the end of the trail mix!
  • Luigi: Well, it looks like your plan had couple leaks in it.
    Mario: Look on the bright side, Luigi. We get our overalls washed, free of charge!
    Toad: Just in time for our funerals!
  • Mouser: Zey're creaming us, El Koopitan! Let's retreat to your secret fortress, one mile north of ze taco stand!
    Mario: [writing it down] Secret Fortress; one mile north of the taco stand.
    Bowser: [bashes Mouser with his hat] Ninny! Hamster Head! Cheese Brain!
  • Mario: Hey, what are we playing, Australian rules?
    Roy: Yeah, I'm tryin' to put you down under! Six feet down under!
  • Hammer Bro 1: So, the other day I saw Lord Bowser gazing lovingly at a photo of Princess Peach.
    Hammer Bro 2: Uh, you may want to put a cork in it, man...
    Hammer Bro 1: Hoo! I tell you, the look on his face when he was mooning over that thing... Huh? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! L-Lord Bowser!
    Bowser: Well? I'm dying to hear the rest of your hilarious story, Mr. Comedian! Do share!
  • Hammer Bro 3: Lord Bowser! I have been training day and night to help you conquer the world! Should the time come, I shall be ready! Order me as you please, Your Surliness!
    Bowser: Uh...super. In that case, I order you to do some sit-ups, Tubby.
  • Peach: [as Luigi and Toad try to mix the love potion] Add one sprig of mistletoe... one ripe artichoke heart... and one Fat Boys record!
    [The brew blows up.]
    Luigi: Maybe it had to be a CD!
  • Peach: You promised not to harm my friends if I came willingly!
    Bowser: Would Blackbeard Koopa lie? [winks] Besides, you didn't come willingly!
  • Toad: It's a net!
    Luigi: Annette Funicello? Where?
  • Wendy: If you won't do a concert just for me, I will turn you into Beetles!
    Fab Morvan: Great, who wants to be a band from the 60s?
    Wendy: Better yet, I'll turn you into Ptooies!
    Rob Pilatus: Hmm, never heard of them! Do they have an album?
  • Wendy: King Dad! King Dad! My concert disappeared! If you don't bring it back, I'll scream!
    Bowser: So scream! It sounds better than that other noise!
    Wendy: If you don't go after them, I'll bring them back myself!
    Bowser: No, not that! Unless you promise to forget about them I'm gonna put you in the dungeon!
  • Bowser: When those aliens are in range, Koopa them with everything we've got!
    Ludwig: No way those aliens are gonna take over our kingdom! Right, King Dad?
    Bowser: Forget the kingdom! I just wanna save my own scaly skin!
  • Dr. Bloom: Fact is, most folks can be cured easily. But, I think things are about to change! That's because I've just discovered something very important...
    Mario: You mean that some doors pull open, not push?
  • Shyguy 1: Boy, they never just ask you to move!
    Shyguy 2: Even enemies can be polite if they want to be! But, no, not Toad, or Luigi, or...
  • Bowser: It is with heartfelt thanks that I accept this well-deserved honor! I'd like to thank all my many supporters for their votes!
    Mario: Knock it off, lizard-breath! Nobody voted for you--except you! About 10,000 times!
    Bowser: Are you accusing me of cheating?!!
    Mario: Yeah! How much did it cost you to print up those fake ballots!?
    Bowser: PLENTY! ...Ooops! I can't believe I did that!
  • Bowser: Beaten again! Why can't I ever catch a break? Ruuagh! I guess this brings my grand plan to an unfortunate end.
    Toad: What? What exactly was your grand plan?
    Bowser: I was going to use the power of the keys to... to... fix my tone deafness. How embarrassing.
  • Bowser: Soon I'll be the vilest villain to ever victumise Victoria! What do you think of me now, Mr. Detective Defective?
    Herlock Somes: Elementary, my dear Kooparity! You're a cross between a lizard and an inferior species of toad, your brain is smaller than a peanut, you got the lowest grade in your schools and hold the world record for flunking kindergarten the most times. When you were little, the other Koopas nicknamed you "Lizard Lips" and never let you play with them. You were a naughty lilly-livered bully boy and wet the bed until you were 12!
    Mouser: [laughs] Gee, he knows you pretty good, boss!
    Bowser: Who asked ya, cheese breath?!
  • Bowser: (Yawning) Good morning, kids! huh? Kootie Pie? Hop? Hip? Cheatsy? Bully? Big Mouth? Kooky? Huh, what's this? huh? oh no. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dialogue made by chris(not official)

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