Talk:Elayne Boosler

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• You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

• When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

• Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

• (Quoting her mom) "You know, you could eat off her floor." Big deal, you can eat off my floor too, there's a million things down there.