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- Answer my question, jerk!
- Are you even human?!
- Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?
- Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people.
- I am screwed because of those umpires in this place.
- Words cannot possibly describe how low I think you are.