- A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
- He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.
- Lawyers are like nuclear missiles: I have mine, you have yours, and when we use them we fuck everything up.
- Other People's Money.
- As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.