Talk:Sperm

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• I love the taste of victory, it tastes like. (Milk)
• [She] who manages to hold the sperm that her partner has deposited in her and bring it back into her body, mixed with her own rajas, this is a perfect yogi. (Haṭhayoga Pradīpikā)
• [Hodgins has Cam analyze something under a microscope]
  – What is it?
  "Do you think he's distracted because of Angela?" Because of the attraction that has remained between us? Every time I look at her, I always think of...
  –semen! [Referring to what he's looking at on the microscope]
  – What? No, I wanted to say something more romantic than this...
  – ... on the skirt! It's sperm. (Bones)
• The new male is more spiritual than the old-fashioned one, he considers his sperm as an extension of his inner being. While the male of yesteryear them all without thinking about the consequences, the new male wants to know what will happen to his sperm. (The L Word)
• Supreme Milk, Divine Phosphorus | scented with almond blossom, | Where the Bitter Thirst Comes to Beg | the thirst for you that devours me. || But he goes, rich and generous, | the gift of your adolescence, | Communicating, with your essence, | all my being drunk with being happy. (Paul Verlaine)
• The sperm is basically as if the penis is sneezing. Um, so swallowing someone's is the same as eating their mucus. (Sex Education)
• While I was jerking off something came out of me... like whipped cream. No, just kidding. It's ^[sic] stuff, isn't it? It's white. Well, no white, greyish, right? [...] It was soft, wasn't it? Namely... It was solid, kind of solid. No? Like lava. Do you know lava? Put the lava, white. So when this stuff came out, I felt pleasure. And I went to look in a book and it explained that it was the seed of man. That is, that with that seed there you can fertilize a woman, etcetera, etcetera... And then I was proud, wasn't I? Because a nine-year-old, there's a few, eh, let the seed come soon. (D'amore si vive)
• I'm just being honest. I simply say, "A man is the only way for sperm to produce more sperm." That's being realistic. (Philip K. Dick)
• An invisible mass, which has always existed, but has only been recognized as such since the advent of the microscope, is that of semen. Two hundred million sperm leave together. They are the same as each other and are together in maximum concentration. They all have a goal, and all but one of them perish along the way. (Elias Canetti)

Daniele Luttazzi:

• She was against artificial insemination [...] she preferred sperm to tap.
• "In conclusion, sperm is a healthy food and I recommend it for breakfast for the whole family!" (pouring a substance, probably condensed milk, on a rusk and eating it with gusto).
• "Dear Daniele, I really liked the sketch on the composition of sperm. But what did you pour on the rusk instead?" "Instead?"