Tarzan (1999 film)
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Tarzan is a 1999 American animated feature film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and released by Walt Disney Pictures on June 18, 1999.
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[edit] Tarzan
- (Young Tarzan): I'll be the best ape ever!
[edit] Terk
- (when she, Tantor, and other gorrilas are at the campsite) What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess?
[edit] Tantor
- (Young Tantor; sees Tarzan in the water) Piranha! It's a piranha!
- (Young Tantor; staring at the water) Are you sure this water's sanitary? (Steps into water, then yanks foot back out) It looks questionable to me!
- (Young Tantor) But what about bacteria?
- (to Terk) Thaaaaat's IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION! TARZAN NEEDS US, AND WE'RE GOING TO HELP HIM! YA GOT THAT?!
[edit] Professor Porter
- [Jane imitates the screams of the monkeys] Now that's theropithecus baboonus, she's very good at this.
[edit] Dialogue
- Clayton: [draws a crude gorilla on Jane's chalkboard and points to it with the chalk] Gorilla.
- Tarzan: [takes the chalk and examines it] Gor-illa.
- Professor Porter: [excited] Oh! Oh! He's got it!
- Tarzan: Gor-illa! [proceeds to scribble wildly on the chalkboard] Gorrrrr-illllla!
- Professor Porter: Oh, perhaps not...
- Clayton: [grabs chalk] No! No no no no! [Tarzan grabs the chalk back]
- Tarzan: [imitating Clayton] No! No no no no! [they both bicker and fight over the chalk until Jane grabs it]
- Jane: Mr. Clayton, I think I'll take it from here.
- Terk: Can you believe that guy? Drops us like a newborn giraffe - kerplop! - now waltzes in here and expects us to just-- [Tarzan lands in front of her]
- Tarzan: Terk, I'm asking you as a friend.
- Terk: All right! But don't make me do anything embarrassing.
- Clayton: Sorry for the rude welcome, old boy, but I couldn't have you making a scene when we put your furry friends in their cages!
- Tarzan: Why?
- Clayton: Why? For £300 sterling a head. Actually, I have you to thank, old boy. Couldn't have done it without you.
- Tantor: I've never felt so alive!
- Terk: Good! 'Cause I'm gonna kill ya!
- Tarzan: Kerchak, forgive me.
- Kerchak: No. Forgive me, for not understanding... that you have always been one of us. Our family will look to you now.
- Tarzan: No... Kerchak!
- Kerchak: Take care of them... my son. Take care of them.
