Teen Titans/Season 5

Teen Titans Season 5 (2005-2006).

Homecoming: Part 1 [5.01]

Brain: (To Mento) You mock what you couldn't possibly understand. Everything is now in place. My only desire is an admission of defeat.

Homecoming: Part 2 [5.02]

Brain: (Final lines, addressing a large group of villains) The face of our enemy has changed. No longer is the Doom Patrol our only threat. Now a new generation stands in our way. And those who rule the young will control the future. We have a -common enemy. The Teen Titans and their friends will fall. Working together, we will destroy them... one by one.

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Beast Boy: This always works for me: eenie, meanie, minie, moe!

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[After Elastigirl of the Doom Patrol calls Beast Boy by his first name]

Cyborg: ..."Garfield?"

Beast Boy: [embarrassed chuckle]

Raven: [smirks evilly] Oh, I am gonna get a lot of mileage out of this one...

For Real [5.04]

Control Freak: (dresses up as Starfire) No, but Starfire is too good for (in high pitched) Rooooobbbiiiinnn

Aqualad: (To Control Freak) You sound more like a fanboy than a nemesis.

Control Freak: A great villain always studies his adversaries, okay?

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Control Freak: I’ve brought the ultimate weapons, made specifically for the real Titans. You Titan-wannabes don’t stand a chance.

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Control Freak: (After Bumblebee escapes his force field) That would've worked on Starfire!

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Control Freak: How did you do that?

Más: (Touching palms with Menos) Cuando nuestras manos se tocan...

Menos: ...somos muy veloces!

Control Freak: I can't understand you! (Whips out remote and clicks it at Más) Take that! (Click) And that!

Más: Nothing happened.

Menos: Must be the batteries.

Control Freak: (smug, as they realize they're speaking in English) Spanish Language Converter.

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Control Freak: (Defeated) All these would've worked on the real Titans. It's just, your powers are... stupid! (Teleports to TV screen) I don't wanna fight you anymore.

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Aqualad: [He called me] A guy in a unitard?

Speedy: Let it go... Unitard Guy.

Snowblind [5.05]

Raven: Aren't you cold?

Beastboy: Not anymore.

Kole [5.06]

Kole: Want to come to my place for dinner?

Cyborg: (Stomach growls) The girl said "dinner"...

Hide And Seek [5.07]

Raven: I need backup... Raven calling anyone.

Beast Boy: Raven!

Raven: Anyone other than Beast Boy.

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Beast Boy: Kids are easy! All you have to do is make silly faces. Oh, and kids love jokes. This one never fails. Okay, why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Raven: ...

Beast Boy: You're supposed to ask why.

Raven: ...Why?

Beast Boy: He went because he was feeling a little crummy! Ha, ha, ha! Get it?

Raven: ...I guess I'm on my own.

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Raven: (Telling a bedtime story) Last year on my birthday, my friends got me a cake and some balloons. But I couldn't enjoy it because my dad Trigon, a scary red demon with horns, took over the world and there was fire everywhere, and then this ugly guy Slade, who had a skeleton for a face, came after me and...

(The kids look frightened.)

Raven: ... my friends saved me and we all had cake, the end! (smiles)

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Raven: Nobody messes with my kids!

Lightspeed [5.08]

Mammoth: Hey See-More, does this make me look fat?

See-More: No way man, it makes you look rich! (Eye turns into a dollar sign)

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(Mammoth walks out with a candy bar, which Kid Flash runs by and steals)

Mammoth: I paid for that!

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Kid Flash: (Jinx grabs an amulet representing good luck) Need a little luck?

Jinx: It's only a myth. Who are you?

Kid Flash: Kid Flash, fastest boy alive.

Jinx: Are you supposed to be a good guy or something?

Kid Flash: One of the best.

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Billy Numerous: Y'all wanna build a fort outta sofa cushions?

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Billy Numeri: (Multiplying, forming a maze around Kid Flash) Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me... catch you... I'm Billy Numerous!

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Kid Flash: (Looks at the Hive 5) Looks like you got me.

Billy Numerous 1: That's right!

Billy Numerous 2: And when we're through with you...

Billy Numerous 3: We're gonna... we're gonna... what are we gonna do with him?

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Kid Flash: Wait wait wait wait. If you're called the "Hive Five", how come there's six of you?

See-more: C-cause...i-it sounds... cooler?

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Kid Flash: Nice place, very... "Secret lair".

Jinx: Quit changing the subject!

Kid Flash: Does it bother you that all those guys never listen to you?

Jinx: Why are you so interested in me?

Kid Flash: There's something about you that's different. I think you can do better.

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Kid Flash: (In Jinx's room, looking at her drawings) I never took you for the unicorn type.

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Revved Up [5.09]

Starfire: (Disguised as a villain) I, uh... am the Dr. Amazing Mumgon... the terrible. And this is my henchman... uh... Henchy.

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Starfire: And then, after I took control of the city, I required my likeness to be carved from solid cheese - in every home.

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[after Cyborg rides out of a tunnel standing on the T-Car's wheels and being pulled along by Beast Boy, turned into a horse]

Cyborg: Aw, yeah! The T-car is still in the race!

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Red X: The briefcase really means that much to you?

Robin: You have no idea.

Red X: Then go get it. (Leaves to destroy the villains' cars)

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Gizmo: (Being attacked by Red X) Whose side are you on, Barf Brain?!

Red X: MINE!

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Red X: (To Starfire and Raven) Tell Robin that we're even... for now. (Disappears)

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Go! [5.10]

Raven: I'm not the hero type. Trust me. If you knew what I really am, you wouldn't want me around. (Turns to leave )

Robin: (Puts hand on her shoulder) I know enough.

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[about taking off his mask]

Beast Boy: But, what about my secret identity?

Raven: What secret identity? You're green.

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Cyborg: Mind telling me why you're always by yourself?

Raven: You heard the kid, I don't exactly fit in.

Cyborg: He's green, half of me is metal, and she's from space. You fit in just fine.

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Robin: (to alien leader) We're not five heroes; We're one team!

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Cyborg: All right, I'm only gonna say this once; booyah!

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Starfire: [To Robin] All the fault is yours! I commanded you leave me alone, but you insisted upon the "Being nice"!

Robin: My fault?! You blast me, you kiss me, but you never stop to mention that they have a gigantic particle weapon?!

Beast Boy: [As Robin and Starfire continue to argue] We're doomed! [To Cyborg] I can't believe I let you talk me into this!

Cyborg: Say what?! I was ready to walk before you...

Raven: [yelling] QUIET!

[Everyone stops arguing and looks at Raven]

Raven: [nervously] Hi.

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[handing out the first Titan communicators]

Robin: When there's trouble, you know who to call.

Calling All Titans [5.11]

Brain: All of our pieces are in place. It is time we finish what we started.

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Robin: I don't know how they're doing this. It's like the Brotherhood of Evil knows every move we're making.

Hot Spot/Madam Rouge: We do.

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Madam Rouge: Game over.

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Robin: (Captured by The Brain, last lines) The Brotherhood of Evil will be defeated!

Brain: No, Robin. It is you who has been defeated. I have captured the king. Your pawns cannot save you. You have lost.

Titans Together [5.12]

[As the Brain speaks in voice over, we see clips of the Brotherhood of evil defeating each of the main Titans, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire, as well as other Titan allies.]

Brain: Patiently, we watched you all, waiting for our moment to strike. You forged your alliance. You trusted without cause. And finally, when you thought your world was safe, it fell apart before your very eyes. You are merely pawns in a game, and you have played your part perfectly. There is nowhere you can hide. And there is nothing you can do to stop us. Each small victory brings us closer to an even greater prize: the elimination of an entire generation of heroes. And we owe it all to you, Robin. Your network has been crushed. Your friends have no way to communicate or follow your commands. Together you may be formidable, but apart, you are lost. Powerless. Mine. You will fall. One by one. Who among you can possibly stop me now?

[scene moves to smashed robots everywhere on a beach, then shows Beast Boy standing near them.]

Beast Boy: Now try and follow me. [Presses button and all of the robots blow up.]

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Herald: How do we know if his brother's here?

Más: Porque, Trumpet Boy, nuestros poderes nos da una conexion magnetica. Lo más cercanos que estamos, lo más fuerte es nuestro enlance. Qué, no sabes nada? ["Beacause, Trumpet Boy, our powers gives us a magnetic connection. The closer we are, the stronger is our link. What, you know nothing?]

[Herald stands there, his teeth gritted and one eye twitching. He has not understood one word.]

Pantha: He said it was a...twin thing.

Private Hive: [To Cinderblock] By the way: Nice catch sir!

Jericho: [Inside Cinderbock] Thanks.

[Everyone stops in surprise]

Private Hive: Since when have you been able to talk, sir?

Private Hive: (Possessed and hitting himself) Quit hitting myself! Quit hitting myself!

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Cyborg: Lesson number one- never throw me down a hole unless you make sure I stay there!

Starfire: The lesson two- we never give up!

Raven: Lesson three- your secret lair isn't very secret.

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Raven: So, does anyone actually have a plan?

Starfire: Yes, we kick the butt.

Cyborg: Just like old times.

Beast Boy: Except better.

Robin: Let's finish this.

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Más: Como funciona? ["How does it work?"]

Menos: ¡No tengo idea! ¡Es más complicado que el Space Shuttle! ["I have no idea! It's more complicated than the Space Shuttle!]

Jinx: (Blasting the HIVE Five) Nothing personal.

Cyborg: (Looks away from fighting Control Freak) Now that was unexpected. (Control Freak nods)

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Brain: Sometimes the only way to win is to clear the board completely. In only a moment, this entire base will be gone. I am afraid you have simply run out of options.

Beast Boy: I'll take the monkey, you take the jar.

Robin: Sounds like a plan.

(Beast Boy morphs into a bird and flies above Brain and Monsieur Mallah and morphs into a gorilla, knocking into them; Brain sent rolling down the pipe. Monsieur Mallah tries to grab him, but Beast Boy stops him)

Monsieur Mallah: Master, no!

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Cyborg: to Brain about the frozen villains You know, for somebody so smart, bringing these guys together was pretty stupid.

Beast Boy: (To the Titan army, after Brain is encased in ice) Dudes! Check it out! Brain freeze!

All: (Groan)

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Robin: (Heading the Titans, just around the corner from Dr. Light, final line) Titans! Go!

Things Change [5.13]

Beastboy: There must be something I can say to help her remember.

Slade: Maybe she doesn't want to remember.

Beastboy: Slade! I should have realised you were behind this. Why did you bring Terra back?!

Slade: I had nothing to do with her return.

Beastboy: You did something to take away her memory. And you took away her powers!

Slade: I did nothing, dear boy. If the girl does not remember, or does not use her powers, it is because she chooses so.

Beastboy: Why wouldn't Terra want to remember? She was a hero. She had friends. She saved all of us!

Slade: Dont you see? She no longer wants to remember you.

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Schoolgirl: Okay, you've got two minutes.

Beast Boy: Maybe you don't remember, but I do. You're my friend. You're a Teen Titan.

Schoolgirl: You're wrong.

Beast Boy: You don't belong here, Terra!

Schoolgirl: Stop calling me that!

Beast Boy: It's who you are.

Schoolgirl: ...What do you want from me?!

Beast Boy: Why can't things just go back to the way they were? You were so happy then.

Schoolgirl: Things were never the way you remember. Now just leave me alone.

Beast Boy: Here, take this. (Gives her his communicator) In case you're in trouble, in case you need me, you can call me any time.

Schoolgirl: I don't need it.

Beast Boy: But-!

Schoolgirl: Time's up.

Beast Boy: Terra...

Schoolgirl: Things change, Beast Boy. The girl you want me to be is just a memory.

Robin: (Over communicator) Come in, Beast Boy! We need your help!!

Beast Boy: Come with me.

Schoolgirl: You go. You're the Teen Titan. It's who you are. That's not me. I'm not a hero. I'm not out to save the world. I'm just a girl with a geometry test next period and I haven't studied.

(The bell rings. A crowd of students make their way between them. Terra walks away)

Beast Boy: Beast Boy to Robin; I'm on my way. Over.

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