Teen Wolf (2011 TV series)
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Teen Wolf is an American television series that currently airs on MTV, and in reruns on TeenNick. The series premiered on June 5, 2011, following the 2011 MTV Movie Awards. Teen Wolf is a supernatural drama series that follows Scott McCall , a high school student and social outcast who is bitten by a werewolf while wandering in the woods. Scott attempts to maintain a normal life, keeping the fact of his being a "werewolf" secret from everyone, with the exception of his best friend Stiles Stilinski, who helps him through the changes in his life and body, and another mysterious werewolf, Derek Hale .
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[edit] Season 1
[edit] Wolf Moon [1.1]
- Derek: You've been given something that most people would kill for. The bite is a gift.
- Jackson: Where are you getting your juice?
- Scott: My mom does all the grocery shopping.
- Girl: Can someone tell me how new girl is here all of five minutes and she's already hanging out with Lydia's clique?
- Stiles: Because she's hot. Beautiful people herd together.
- Stiles' Dad: So you listen to all of my phone calls?
- Stiles: No...well, not the boring ones.
- Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
- Scott: A dead body?
- Stiles: No, a body of water. Yes, dumb ass, a dead body.
[edit] Second Chance at First Line [1.2]
- Sheriff Stilinsky: So you lied to me?
- Stiles: That depends on how you define lying.
- Sheriff Stilinsky: Well, I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it?
- Stiles: Pff... reclining your body in a horizontal position.
[edit] Pack Mentality [1.3]
- Allison: Maybe you should stop pretending to suck just for his benefit.
- Lydia: Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit.
- Lydia: Someone's daddy's little girl.
- Allison: Sometimes, but not tonight.
- Stiles: It's gotta be a pack thing. Like an initiation, you do the kill together.
- Scott: Because ripping someone's throat out is such a bonding experience?
- Scott: Am I gonna kill someone?
- Derek: Probably.
- Scott: Do you wanna hang out, like us and them?
- Allison: Yeah, I guess. Sounds fun.
- Jackson: You know what else sounds fun? Stabbing myself in the face with this fork.
- Stiles:(to Scott) Why's it starting to feel like your Batman and I'm Robin? I don't wanna be Robin all the time!
- Scott: You're okay?
- Allison: Once my heart starts beating again, yeah.
[edit] Magic Bullet [1.4]
- Chris: Hockey on grass is called field hockey.
- Chris:(to Scott) You eat meat?
- Derek: Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out with my teeth.
- Derek: It was a different kind of bullet.
- Stiles: A silver bullet?
- Derek: No, you idiot.
- Stiles: If you go to her house today and squander that colossal opportunity, I swear to God I'll have you de-balled.
- Derek: You faint at the sight of blood?
- Stiles: No, but I might at the sight of a chopped off arm!
- Scott: This house is like the frickin' Wal-Mart of guns.
[edit] The Tell [1.5]
- Lydia: What the hell is a Stiles?
- Kate: I don't know whether to kill it or lick it.
- Teacher: Try putting the highlighter down between paragraphs. It's chemistry, not a coloring book.
- Derek: You wanna do homework? Or you wanna not die?
- Scott: We don't go out in the middle of the night murdering people, do we?
- Stiles: If you think getting rid of contractions in all of your sentences makes your arguement any more legitimate, then you are wrong.
- Mr. Stilinski: I'm carrying a lethal weapon. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.
[edit] Heart Monitor [1.6]
- Stiles: Be a werewolf, not a teen wolf. Be a werewolf.
- Scott: Hit him again, and then you'll see me get angry.
- Scott: I love her.
- Stiles: That's great, now moving on...
- Coach: The reading of the Gettysburg Address.
- Scott: What?
- Coach: That's sarcasm. Are you familiar with the term sarcasm, McCall?
- Allison: Haven't you ever learned there's no "I" in "team"?
- Jackson: Yeah, but there is a "me."
- Scott: It smells terrible in here ,anyway.
- Stiles: Really? In a boys' locker room. That doesn't make any sense at all.
- Scott: You buried your sister under a spiral. What does it mean?
- Derek: You don't wanna know.
- Derek: You want me to teach you, get rid of her.
[edit] Night School [1.7]
- Stiles: Alright, first off - throwing Derek under the bus...nicely done.
- Stiles: I'm not dying here. I'm not dying at school.
- Lydia: Is that him with the best explanation ever for why he's half a frickin' hour late?
- Scott: What do we do?
- Stiles: We get to my Jeep. We get out of here. You seriously think about quitting your job.
- Scott: It wants me in its pack. I think first, I have to get rid of my old pack.
- Stiles: What do you mean? What old pack?
- Scott: Allison, Jackson, Lydia...you.
[edit] Lunatic [1.8]
- Allison: I don't think it was Derek in the school.
- Scott: Why don't you ask her?
- Stiles: Well, to save myself utterly crushing humiliation. Thank you, Scott.
- Stiles: Call me Biles or I'll kill you.
- Scott: If I get out, I think I might kill someone.
- Stiles: Yeah it's called heartbreak. About two billion songs written about it.
- Allison: Lydia, do you think I made the wrong decision?
- Lydia: About that jacket with that dress? Absolutely.
- Scott': I don't care about your breakups, Mom. I'm gonna get her back.
- Scott: Give me the bottle of Jack.
[edit] Wolf's Bane [1.9]
- Uncle Hale: I was gonna wait for dramatic flare, but when you look this good, why wait?
- Jackson: Do you know what Argent means in French? It means silver!
- Stiles: You swing for a different team but you still play ball, don't ya Danny boy.
- Danny: You're a horrible person.
- Stiles: I know. It keeps me awake at night.
- Lydia: Are you breaking up with me?
- Jackson: Dumping, actually, I'm dumping you.
- Jackson: In preparation of some big changes, I've decided to drop some of the dead weight in my life, and you're just about the deadest.
- Allison: You beat me again.
- Jackson: I have an unfair advantage. You see these cheekbones? Aerodynamically suited for speed in water.
- Jackson: How you gonna feel Scott, when she's screaming my name?
- Scott: Your mind's blank? You can't think of anything to say?
- Stiles: Not under this kind of pressure.
- Jackson: However it is you came to be what you are, you're gonna get it for me, too. You're gonna get it for me or, she's gonna find out about it, too.
[edit] Co-Captain [1.10]
- Alpha: When I was in high school, we played basketball. Now, there's a real sport.
[edit] Formality [1.11]
[edit] Code Breaker [1.12]
- Scott: She's not a werewolf.
- Stiles: Then what the hell is she?
- Derek: You want me to risk my life for your girlfriend? For your stupid little teenage crush that means nothing?
- Kate: It's what they do, and they can't help it.
- Allison: All of them?
- Alpha: His username is Allison? His password is also Allison?
- Stiles: Still want him in your pack?
- Alpha: Do you know why wolves hunt in packs? It's because their favorite prey are too large to be brought down by one wolf alone.
- Stiles: And you're a Mac guy. Does that go for all werewolves or is that just a personal preference?
- Allison: I just saw my boyfriend turn into a werewolf.
- Alpha: Don't feel bad, if she lives she'll become a werewolf. She'll be incredibly powerful.
- Stiles: Yeah, and once a month she'll go out of her freakin' mind and try to tear me apart.
- Alpha: Well, actually, considering she's a woman...twice a month.
[edit] Cast
- Tyler Posey - Scott McCall
- Crystal Reed - Allison Argent
- Dylan O'Brien - Stiles Stilinski
- Tyler Hoechlin - Derek Hale
- Holland Roden - Lydia Martin
- Colton Haynes - Jackson Whittemore
