The Brave Little Toaster (film)

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The Brave Little Toaster is a 1987 American animated film directed by Jerry Rees, written by Thomas M. Disch, produced by Hyperion Pictures, along with The Kushner-Locke Company, and released by Walt Disney Productions (who were the original producers).

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Quotes [edit]

  • [first lines] Good morning, good morning, gooood morning!
  • [repeated line] Listen to this.
  • Get ready, you devil dogs, because the master bebop blaster of all time is about to give you a soul injection!
  • Sorry, for that little interruption, folks. We return to our regularly-scheduled program momentarily.
  • [sinking in the mud] Well, this concludes our broadcast day, or week... actually, this concludes all broadcasting of any sort. We'll try to leave you with a suitable tune. [plays Al Jolson singing "Mammy"]

VHS/DVD Released [edit]

1991/1994/2003

Lampy: [in sing] Master is a man with a plan can understand?
Toaster: [in sing] Master is a man of great reflection!
Radio: [in sing] Master is a man the lays and we across the land?
Blanky: [in sing] Master is a man of...
All: [in sing] Times your flies in the city of light!
Air Conditioner: The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of maybe five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time.
Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
Air Conditioner: That's real touching, Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.
Toaster: I think you're jealous!
Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.
Lampy: Dim?!
Toaster: Yeah, because the master never played with you.
Kirby: 'Cause you're stuck in a wall!
[Enraged, Air Conditioner blows a huge gust of wind at the appliances]
Air Conditioner: So... It's back to that stupid static again. You think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It's a conspiracy... and every one of you low-watts is in on it. Just 'cause you can move around, you think you're better than I am! I'M NOT AN INVALID! I WAS DESIGNED TO STICK IN A WALL!! I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL!! I CAN'T HELP IT IF THE KID WAS TOO SHORT TO REACH MY DIALS!
Toaster: We didn't mean it! Really!
Air Conditioner: [bellowing] IT'S MY FUNCTION!!! [begins glowing red and sparking furiously]
Toaster: No! Wait! Wait!
[All the appliances run for cover as Air Conditioner overheats]
Kirby: He's gonna blow...!
Toaster: YANK YOUR PLUGS! [the appliances do so]
Kirby: A fuse!
[Air Conditioner continues to rage until he finally explodes. Toaster and Lampy carefully peek from behind the stairs to see the appliances' blown up remains]
Blanky: Poor Air Conditioner.
Toaster: I didn't know he'd take it so hard.
Kirby: Well, he was a jerk, anyway.
Lampy: Hey, come over here. I'm gonna...
Radio: Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with?
Lampy: Precisely - a total idiot!
Radio: If you sabre wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through in an instant. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley!
[Radio continually whacks Lampy with his antenna, Blanky falls on them]
Radio: A blow for Richard! A blow for Marian! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl, and all the boys at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys on 5th Street! Hey! No!
Kirby: [Go get the blanket stuck in your sucker.] Oh, whoa! Oh no, what!
Lampy: [This made will battle finally stopped.] Hey, what's going on? What's goin' on, who turned on the lights?
Kirby: The batteries gone dead!
Radio: We're trapped like rats! Small little rats with no hair and one leg!
Toaster: [looks like her screaming for calling him name] BLANKY! [Lampy with plug in with car battery] BLANKY?!
Kirby: Blanket?! [keep the thunderbolts to blow her ashamed] Blanket! Where are you, you little wimp?!
[Blanky cries after realizing the Master hasn't returned]
Kirby: Cry, cry, weep, wail and sob! It's disgusting! Every time! I can't believe it! Every single... Give me that stupid picture! [tries to vacuum the picture]
Blanky: No, no! [Toaster helps him]
Toaster: I'll just put it away!
Kirby: In the garbage! [Radio and Lampy help him]
Blanky: No, you can't!
Kirby: Wimp!
Toaster: LET GO!
Kirby: He's not coming back anyway!
Lampy: He might, the fact is there's not enough facts.
Blanky: Wake up, wake up. Kirby!
Toaster: You're all right!
Toaster, Lampy, Radio, Blanky: YAAAAAYY!
Kirby: [gutter growl] Lay off! Just lay off!!
Toaster: What's the matter?
Lampy: We were worried about you.
Radio: You gave us a real scare, pal.
Kirby: Well, there's nothing wrong with me pal, so just back off!
Blanky: Don't be angry!
Kirby:: Let's keep your antenneas and knobs and wires and rivets off my chrome! Who needs you guys, anyway? Gotta drag you around all the time, bunch of dead weight! I'd be better off without you!
Blanky: But, Kirby!
Kirby: Especially you, you little rag!
[the appliances stop at a clearing in a dark forest]
Blanky: Do we have to stop here?
Toaster: Only for a while.
Radio: Yeah, long enough to make us mad! We'll be cannibals in a few days, I've seen it happen!
Kirby: And you'd be the first to go, dial face.
Lampy: Hey, fellas! We can stay in here! Look! [turns on his light to reveal a scary face on a tree; the appliances scream and hide in the bushes] What's the matter?
Radio: Eaten alive, the poor sap! [Lampy turns around to the scary face, screams, and joins the others in the bushes] Oh, I thought you were a goner.
Lampy: Ah, you wish!
Toaster: You know, guys, we're gonna need some kind of shelter.
Kirby: Yeah, shelter from the likes of them.
[Radio is making boxer-style threats at Kirby while Lampy blows raspberries at him]
Radio: Come on over here and say that, chrome-dome!
Kirby: What?!
Radio: Oh, I'm sorry! I meant to say "vacuous vacuum"!
Kirby: [grumbles angrily]
Radio: Alright, folks! Let's get ready to rumble! The undefeated champ vs. Rocko "the Radio" Rotuno! Ding! Oh, and there's the bell! This is gonna be ugly as black in a bowling ball!
[Radio and Kirby are about to fight but Toaster comes between them]
Lampey: Hey! Look!
[everyone sees that Blanky has made himself into a tent]
Toaster: Blanky! Blanky, where are you?! [get slowly] BLANKY?! [voice cracks]
Lampy: Come on, Blanky! Speak up for Pete's sake! [coughs with zapper]
Toaster: No, no, just relax. You've done enough. We'll look for him.
Lampy: Means I am feeling burned out!
Radio: Listen to this: "A lamp was awarded a Purple Heart... for being wounded in the line of duty. Lamps across the nation were switched off... for a moment of silence in respect for his bravery."
Mish-Mosh: Oh, look at me! I mean, really! "Barf, barf, barf!" I'm a can opener, lamp, and a shaver! Oh, God! I'm a mish-mosh!
Lampy: Boy, he sure has grown!
Radio: Look at him! What a heartbreaker!
Toaster: He graduated too!
Kirby: Of course. He knows how to work hard.
Blanky: He's all big now. I hope he still needs us.
Black and White TV: Still needs ya? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard!
Radio: Why, if it isn't ol' Rabbit Ears!
Black and White TV: Why, if it isn't ol' loudmouth!
Blanky: Hey, TV!
Lampy: Howya doin'?
Black and White TV: Oh, I've got a few more seasons left.
Toaster: The cabin hasn't been the same since they took you away.
Kirby: Yeah, it wasn't as noisy.
Black and White TV: Well, I see you haven't changed.
Customer: The missus loved the blender motor, she was wondering if you got some radio tubes, too.
Elmo St. Peters: Why sure, I got a whole shipped of radio tubes in from this morning
Radio: You gotta help me, you gotta hide me. I'll do anything. Bread. I can get you bread. Mountains of hot crossed buns.
Toaster: Come on. Pull yourself together. [They all hide.]
Elmo St. Peters: Now what did i do with that radio? I swear I left it right here in this very, very spot. What did it do? Just get up and walk away? Maybe I should drink more coffee. [Walks past radio. Then sees him.] There you are. Ha-ha, I found ya.
[Grabs the other appliances] gotta move you guys out of the way. [Hums and starts to do the operation.]
Toaster: K-Kirby, what should we do?
Kirby: I-I-I don't know.
Lampy: Hey, I got an idea.
[As Elmo St. Peters Continues to try doing the operation, Toaster closes the curtains, Elmo looks up, Blanky and kirby makes spooky sounds. As soon as Elmo sees his reflection on Toaster, he screams, runs around and runs into the pole, which knocks him out.]
Lampy: See? I told you it would work. I told you. I told you. I told you. I knew. I knew. I knew. It worked.
Megaphone: JAILBREAK! JAILBREAK! JAILBREAK! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
[Refrigerator pounds the door down, and the dog goes in the truck and starts it up and drives away wile the broken appliances and the appliances run away. Elmo St. Peters Wakes up and notices the shack being torn apart, the customer pokes his head in the hole]
Customer: Did I catch you at a bad time? Just wondering if you got my radio tubes.

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