The Great Outdoors
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The Great Outdoors is a 1988 American comedy film starring Dan Aykroyd and John Candy. Annette Bening and Stephanie Faracy co-star. Robert Prosky and Lewis Arquette have supporting roles. The film was directed by Howard Deutch and written and produced by John Hughes.
[edit] Quotes
- Roman: Chet is going to shit a solid gold brick when he sees us.
[Chet getting pulled behind the boat on water-skies]
- Chet: You bastard, you bastard!
- Roman: I think he's saying go faster.
- Roman: Pontoon boat? What are you going to do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?
- Roman: You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hot dogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and assholes!
- Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
- Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
- Chet: Six times?
- Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!
- Connie: Just make sure you don't take any of our stuff!
- Kate: Stuff? What stuff is there to steal?
- Connie: Oh, we got stuff!
- Kate: Ahh!
[Kate and Roman run out of their bedroom]
- Roman: What?
- Kate: It touched me!
- Roman: It's been touching you for 12 years. You never freak!
- Kate: Not you!
[Kate hits Roman on the arm]
- Kate: A thing.
- Roman: What thing?
- Chet: [comes out of his bedroom, along with the rest of the family, and turns on the lights] What's going on?
- Kate: That thing!
[points to a bat]
- Roman: Oh, it's just a little sparrow.
- Kate: Come on, Roman. It's got ears!
[everyone screams and runs out of the cabin]
