The Mirror Has Two Faces

The Mirror Has Two Faces is a 1996 American romantic dramedy film produced and directed by Barbra Streisand, who also stars. The screenplay by Richard LaGravenese is based on the 1958 French film Le Miroir à Deux Faces written by André Cayatte and Gérard Oury, which focused on a homely woman who becomes a beauty after plastic surgery.

Quotes

Rose Morgan: When my date takes me home and kisses me good night, if I don't hear the philharmonic in my head, I dump him.

Rose Morgan: What, what? Yes, I have breasts. They cannot, however, be the subject of one of your papers.

Rose Morgan: It's not a date. We're just agreeing to eat at the same table.

Rose Morgan: By the way, would telling you now that I want sex tonight be enough of a warning?

Rose Morgan: Let's face it. They're not standing in line for me.

Rose Morgan: To tell you the truth, I think your theories about relationships are total bullshit.

Rose Morgan: I believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don’t want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and chaos. I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion and heat and sweat and madness and I want Valentines and Cupids and all the rest of that crap. I want it all.

Gregory Larkin: I want to be upfront with you. I am not interested in sex.

Gregory Larkin: I don't care if you're pretty, I love you anyway!

Gregory Larkin: The mathematical world is completely rational, uncomplicated by sex.

Claire Morgan: You are the mother of the bride, not the opening act.

Claire Morgan: Now you spend an extra hour in front of the mirror every morning and every night. And now you'll be the one to walk into a room and scan it for who looks better than you and who doesn't. And as the years go by, the numbers change. One day you'll walk into a room and you're the last woman any man notices.

Claire Morgan: Mother, the only thing you ever taught me about the Sabbath is that Bergdorf's wouldn't be as crowded.

Dialogue

Rose Morgan: Why don't you get the coffee?

Hannah Morgan: I've buried a husband, I've raised two daughters. I've made my coffee.

Rose Morgan: Look at me, I'm a grown woman in a prom dress.

Claire Morgan: Oh, please. You look adorable.

Rose Morgan: Adorable? I look like an over-the-hill Barbie Doll. It doesn't fit right, it's too tight.

Claire Morgan: Too many Sno Balls.

Rose Morgan: Why didn't you pick something looser and in my color?

Claire Morgan: Because Maids of Honor don't wear black.