The Punisher (2005 Video Game)
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[edit] The Punisher (2005) (VG)
[Opening cinema narration]
- My whole family died in a mob hit... I should have died too, but I lived. I finally figured out why. The ones who killed my family, the Saints, and all the other scum, they’ve given me a reason to live. I’m back...and it’s their turn to die...
- Frank Castle: [throwing the Russian out the window] Dasvidanja.
[sees that the Russian is still alive and has run away]
- Frank Castle: That's not good.
- Frank Castle: [after rhino impales thug through cage bars] Nice rhino. Good team-up.
- Bushwhacker: You bastard! What are you doing?
- Frank Castle: Disarming you.
[rips off Bushwhacker's robotic arm, shoots him out the window with it]
- Frank Castle: [narrating] I don't smile much. Don't smile ever. But if I did, this would be one.
- Lieutenant Molly Von Richtofen: Quite a time you've been having lately eh, Castle... how may people have you killed in the last few weeks?
- Frank Castle: Not sure... There were a lot of explosions.
- Kingpin: [just after Bullseye is defeated] So Bullseye has failed me again.
- Frank Castle: Tossed him out the window.
- Kingpin: You're planning the same faith for me?
- Frank Castle: No. You, I'd have to roll.
- Frank Castle: [after driving enemy into a table saw] Measure twice, cut once.
- Det. Martin Soap: It's just like Ulysses fighting that lion in Roman legend: cut off one head, and two more appear!
- Molly: Soap, that's Hercules fighting the Hydra, and it's a Greek legend.
- Det. Martin Soap: Yeah, whatever, it's still a good metaphor.
- Frank Castle: Analogy.
- Det. Martin Soap: Whatever!
- Frank Castle: [after electrocuting a death row inmate] Only place in New York where you can still smoke indoors.
- Frank Castle: [after pushing a chop shop worker into a circular saw] Good worker, kept his nose to the grindstone.
- Frank Castle: [after tossing a Yakuza goon into a meat grinder] Never got his name. I'll just call him Chuck.
- Frank Castle: [after electrocuting a guy with a handful of wires] Bet he was a little short.
- The Russian: [after knocking out Nick Fury] It's clobbering time! Favorite saying of Thing. Rock man of the Fantastic 4. Big superhero in Russia
- General Kreigkopf: [to troop] If you don't arm that nuke in 30 seconds, I'M GOING TO USE YOU AS A CONDOM!
- Thug: I'll go straight, I promise!
- Frank Castle: Bones, promises, both break. [Kills him]
[If you let him live by knocking him out] Keep that promise.
- Carlo Duka: [Frank Castle kicks down the door leading to Carlo Duka's office with a shotgun in hand. Carlo Duka is startled and scared as he jumps up from his desk] But... But... But...
- Frank Castle: Add a noun and a verb and you've got a sentence.
- Carlo Duka: Your supposed to be dead!
- Frank Castle: I've heard that before.
- Thug: I just got married!
- Frank Castle: Honeymoon's over. [Kills him.]
[If you let him live by knocking him out] Consider this your wedding present.
- Thug: It's your funeral!
- Frank Castle: Not this time. [Kills him]
[If you let him live by knocking him out] Don't make it yours.
- Russian Merc: You think this is a game?
- Frank Castle: You lose. [Kills him]
[If you let him live by knocking him out] You're the grand prize winner.
- Thug: I just wanna go home!
- Frank Castle: In a box. [Kills him]
[If you let him live, by knocking him out] Then go.
- Thug: I've got kids!
- Frank Castle: So did I. [Kills him]
[If you let him live by knocking him out] Next time I see you, they'll be orphans.
- Thug: I'm just a soldier!
- Frank Castle: That's no excuse. [Kills him]
[If you let him live by knocking him out] You're in the wrong army.
- Thug: Have mercy!
- Frank Castle: Death is a mercy. [Kills him]
[If you let him live by knocking him out] I do.
- Bullseye: I don't miss, y'know. Too bad you can't say the same.
- Frank Castle: Hard to miss a guy with a target in his forehead.
- Frank Castle: [seeing Ma Gnucci has a library full of books] I didn't know Ma could read. Probably 200,000 copies of "The Godfather."
- Thug: Hey, you think Daredevil could take Sonny Corleone?
- Thug 2: You dumbass lush, Daredevil is a comic book character!
- Det. Martin Soap: My favourtie bar and Bobby Gnucci has to hold court here tonight! Shit!
- Det. Martin Soap: [after leaving the bathroom at Lucky's Bar to see everybody has been slaughtered] Dammit, Castle, this was my favorite bar.
- Mortician: All this blood, I'll never get it out from between the floorboards. [he sees the Punisher] It's you! The Punisher! Don't shoot! I'm the mortician, I own this establishment. I'd like to thank you for all you've done for my family over the years. Your handiwork has put my three kids through college! Well, if you'll excuse me, I have a mess to clean up. [When Punisher begins to leave] I'm sure you have more people to punish.
- Black Widow: Be careful, they will be expecting you
- Frank Castle: Then they will be expecting to die.
- Russian merc: I'm dying!
- Frank Castle: [If you let him live by knocking him out] We all are.
[If you kill him] Not anymore.
- Russian merc: You're outnumbered!
- Frank Castle: Even the odds a little. [Kills him]
- Thug: I'm innocent!
- Frank Castle: So were they. [Kills him]
[If you let him live by knocking him out] Stay that way.
- Thug: I have a family!
- Frank Castle: Everybody does. [Kills him]
[If you let him live by knocking him out] Then go back to them.
- Mob member: I'm gonna be a daddy!
- Frank Castle: No, you're not. [Kills him]
[If you let him live by knocking him out] Be a good one.
- Russian merc: Why don't you kill me?
- Frank Castle: Wish granted. [Kills him]
[If you let him live by knocking him out] Not now, maybe soon.
- Mob member: I ain't ready for a coffin!
- Frank Castle: It's ready for you. [Kills him]
[If you let him live by knocking him out] It's still waiting for you.
- Mob member: You're gonna burn in Hell!
- Frank Castle: I've been to Hell, now I'm back. [Kills him]
- Thug: I was just following orders...!
- Frank Castle: [If you let him live by knocking him out] Think for yourself next time.
[If you kill him] Orders are no excuse.
- Yakuza member: Its my Birthday!
- Frank Castle: [If you let him live by knocking him out] Don't make it your last.
[If you kill him] Last one.
