The Return of Jafar
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The Return of Jafar is a direct-to-video sequel to the Disney hit Aladdin. It was released in 1994. It stars Scott Weinger as Aladdin, Linda Larkin as Jasmine, Jonathan Freeman as Jafar, Dan Castellaneta as Genie, Gilbert Gottfried as Iago, and Jason Alexander as Abis Mal.
[edit] Dialogue
- Aladdin: Genie!
Jasmine: You came back!
Genie: OOH! AHHH! WATCH THE SUNBURN! A-ha! Kidding!
- Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves: [to himself] That stinkin' Aladdin! First chance I get, I'll slice him in half!
Thief: [to other thieves] That stinking Abis Mal! First chance we get, let's slice him in half! - Abis Mal: Hey, get over here and wash up! It's bad enough having to look at you without to smell you!
- Iago: [smearing dirt all over himself] I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy act. And I'll be back in the palace quicker than you can say "Easy Street." [Aladdin turns corner to find Iago panting for breath] Al... finally... got free... of... Jafar.
Aladdin: Iago! What are you doing here?
Iago: Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me... [Aladdin tries grabbing him] Hey, I meant gentle-like!
- Genie: [runs up to Jasmine with Abu to catch Sultan & Aladdin] Make room for the picnic boys!
- Jasmine: They already left, Genie.
- Genie: Without us?
- Abu: Without us?
- Genie: No problem! I'll catch up in a flash!
- Jasmine: Wait! Without me, too. Aladdin needs to spend some quiet time with father to patch things up.
- Genie: [to Abu] You know what this means, monkey boy? MORE FOOD FOR US!
- Abis Mal: (Jafar's lamp hits his head) Ow! What is this? So help me, I'll sue whoever runs this well! A lamp? Well... (laughs) It might be worth a few shekels once it's cleaned up. (rubs it)
- Thief: It will be of little use to you Abis Mal, except to light your way in the valley of the dead.
- (the thieves pull out their swords; red smoke comes out of lamp)
- Thief: It is bewitched!
- (all the thieves ride away on their horses; Jafar's evil laugh is heard as he comes out)
- Jafar: I am free! Free to exact vengeance upon he who has imprisoned me!
- Genie: (catches Aladdin and Jasmine on tape) Rolling! Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories. (to Jasmine) Looking great, Jazz. (to Aladdin) More emotion, Al! Tilt your chin a bit.
- (Iago furiously flies up to the camera)
- Iago: What does he hafta do to make it clear to you lunkheads?! (pushes Genie out of the way) The show's OVER! They wanna be alone! Break it up!
- Aladdin: I thought a Genie can't kill anybody.
- Iago: You'll be surprised about what you can live, through.
- Aladdin: All, right!
- Jasmine: Oh, Iago!
- Genie: [laughs] HE'S ALIVE!!!!! [turns into a rocket and explodes]
[edit] External links
- The Return of Jafar quotes at the Internet Movie Database
