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- That's definitely not a rental.
- The name's Tong, James Tong.
- When I look at you, I have a wet dream.
- Never touch my tuxedo.
- Jimmy, I hate to say this. But don't take advice from women about women.
- Winton: Life's a bitch.
- Del: He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy.
- Jimmy: You are very smart. Good speller.
- Cheryl: Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class.
[Del walks limp after being flipped incidentally by Jimmy.]
- Del: Get some rest and medication!
- Jimmy: What?
- Del: We'll be in communication!
[Del turns her car engine on, and drives away]
- Jimmy: But I don't have your phone number!
- Jackie Chan as Jimmy Tong
- Jennifer Love Hewitt as Del Baine
- Jason Isaacs as Clark Devlin
- Debi Mazar as Steena
- Ritchie Coster as Dietrich Banning
- Peter Stormare as Dr. Simms
- Mia Cottet as Cheryl
- Romany Malco as Mitch
- Daniel Kash as Roger
- Jody Racicot as Kells
- Boyd Banks as Vic
- Bob Balaban as Winton Chalmers (uncredited)
- Christian Potenza as CSA Agent Joel
- Scott Wickware as CSA Agent Wallace
- Karen Glave as CSA Agent Randa
- Scott Yaphe as CSA Agent Gabe
- Jordan Madley as Holly
- Paul Bates as Lundeen
- Noah Danby as Bike Messenger
- Colin Mochrie as Gallery Owner
- Kim Roberts as ER Nurse
- Fred Rutherford as Banning Party Bouncer
- Craig Eldridge as Doran
- Ron Gabriel as Frank Rollins
- James Brown as Himself
- Stacey DePass as a Woman in the Park
- Chris Coppola as Bodyguard (uncredited)
- Brad Allan as Bodyguard (uncredited)
- Michael Bunin as Bodyguard (uncredited)
- Paul Anderovski as Bodyguard (uncredited)
- Byron McIntyre as Bodyguard (uncredited)
- Jeanette Roxborough
- John Stoneham, Jr.
- Claire Hodgson (extra)