Tim Hawkins
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
 |
This musician-related article is a stub. You can help Wikiquote by expanding it. |
Timothy Aaron "Tim" Hawkins (born 30 March 1968) is a Christian comedian, songwriter, and singer, best known for parodying popular songs such as Carrie Underwood's "Jesus Take The Wheel", Kansas's "Dust in the Wind", and "The Candy Man".
Quotes[edit]
Full Range of Motion (2006)[edit]
- Lazy technology: the electric toothbrush—that always made me laugh. The electric toothbrush—what, is brushing your teeth too strenuous an exercise? For some people? You got people goin' [imitates fast, strenuous brushing of teeth]. "Man, I am really feeling the burn here. Wish this thing had a motor on it." Why don't you just have electric deodorant? [imitates use of electric deodorant]
- Available on YouTube as "Tim Hawkins on Products" (uploaded 27 August 2007).
- Y'all ever seen these commercials for these pills, this medication you take? It's like one pill for one thing, but they list, like, a hundred side effects? It's just like they're just scrolling for a minute. And you're thinkin, "Is that really a good trade? That can't be a good trade." You got people going, "Well, I can take the headaches, nausea, and vomiting, if it'll make my elbow feel better. It's really worth it—it is. I mean I've been taking it—Oh, oww! Owww! I can move it around, play with the kids, and—[pretends to vomit]. I've got full range of motion here."
- Available on YouTube as "Tim Hawkins on Products" (uploaded 27 August 2007).
