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In keeping with the spirit of WikiQuote, here's my favourite .plan quote, from the twisted mind of my friend Peter:

Plan:
To rid the world of criminal scum. 

To achieve this, I will need
* A faithful sidekick
* A hated arch enemy
* A near fatal weakness

Other quotes from the 'net:

• "A one-question geek test. If you get the joke, you're a geek: Seen on a California license plate on a VW Beetle: 'FEATURE'..."

-- Joshua D. Wachs - Natural Intelligence, Inc.

• "If ignorance is bliss, is omniscience hell?"

Slashdot comments on Bill Gates' 2003 Comdex talk (which featured him and Balmer in a Matrix spoof)

• "gates is smith! did you see the market share that guy had by the end of the series?"
  • Frymaster (171343) http://slashdot.org/%7EFrymaster

• "Longhorn would have to be the Matrix code, constraining humanity and the problem is choice: which MS don't want people to have.
  
  Plus, the Matrix is due for a critical crash, hmm the parrallels are endless..."
  • T-Kir (597145) http://slashdot.org/%7ET-Kir

• "And starring the Tablet PC...
  As Switch. One of the Nebuchadnezzar crew that got killed really early on the first movie and was promptly forgotten about forever."
  • Nailer (69468) http://slashdot.org/%7ENailer

• "Neo: What is the Matrix?
  Morpheus: Unfortunately no one can be told what the Matrix is.
  Neo: Why?
  Morpheus: My tablet PC just crashed."
  • FrostedWheat (172733) http://slashdot.org/%7EFrostedWheat

• "I can't wait...
  
  For the part where Agent Linux burns Bills eyes out and then he finally can see all the Linux everywhere..."
  • greenskyx (609089) http://slashdot.org/%7Egreenskyx