User:Ningauble/Miscellany

Interesting stuff

• Wikiquote in the news – not updated regularly
• Most viewed Wikiquote pages – not updated regularly (Don't be fooled if the title on this external tool still says Wikipedia)
• "He that tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted for him."

  — Something my grandmother used to say, origin unknown

Useless stuff

Q: How many Wikimedians does it take to change a light bulb?

A:
All of them – everything is done by consensus.     Q: No, really, how many Wikimedians does it take to change a light bulb?     A:           No need to ask – just be bold and do it yourself!         Q: Isn't that contradictory?         A:               Yes.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A:
It can't be done – it's a hardware problem.