Vampires Suck

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Vampires Suck is a 2010 American vampire spoof film based on the Twilight film series and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. It stars Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Christopher N. Riggi, Ken Jeong, and Anneliese van der Pol.

Quotes[edit]

Becca Crane:[from trailer] Jacob, run!

[Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form]

Becca Crane[disbelievingly] A chihuahua?


Becca Crane:[from trailer] Edward!

Team Edward: Edward? Where? [sees Edward glittering in the sun]

Team Edward: Edward, we love you. You're the best.

Team Jacob: No, Jacob's the best! [smacks Team Edward's face with a shovel]

Becca Crane:So are we going to be uh, at the same school?

Jacob: I go to school at the reservation.

Becca Crane:Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.

[Becca accidentally maces Buffy the Vampire Slayer]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I was trying to help you, bitch!

Edward Sullen: Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received. [Becca farts in Edward's face]

Alice: Where did you go, silly rabbit?

Edward Sullen: [aiming gun] I'm a killer. [Shoot Alice]

External links[edit]

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