Zathura

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Zathura is a 2005 film about two squabbling brothers who start a simple game that becomes a space adventure.

A New Adventure From the World of Jumanji (taglines)

Danny[edit]

  • [to Walter] You're such a dick.
  • [card reads 'Flunk Space Academy, Go Back 2 Spaces'] I'm not even going to comment on that.

IT'S METEORS!! TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!!

(Little) Walter[edit]

  • Times change.
  • (to a robot) Bring me a juice box, bee-yotch!
  • Everything's your fault, it's your fault Mom and Dad got divorced!
  • Still think I have gorgeous eyes?
  • How could you piece my accident? It's stuck to the game. That's impossible, you cheated!

Astronaut (Big Walter)[edit]

  • (pointing at Danny) Danny spun me.

Dialogue[edit]

(Danny and Walter are discussing things, not noticing a surviving Zorgon coming down the stairs behind them)
Danny: Hey, where's Lisa?
(Danny's piano suddenly crashes down the stairs and flattens the Zorgon. Lisa is revealed to have been the one to push it)
Lisa: Lisa, is upstairs!

Patrick Star: [on TV, laughing at the bubble elephant] It's a giraffe!
[Danny laughs until Walter changes the channel]
Danny: Hey! I was watching that! Can't we watch SpongeBob?
Walter: No!
Danny: You used to like it.
Walter: Times changed.
Danny: Trader sauce!

Danny: I'm hungry.
Walter: What do you want me to do about it?
Danny: Make me macaroni and cheese.
Walter: I don't know how.
Danny: I'm hungry. What do you know how to make?
Walter: Water.

Walter, Danny: Lisa, no wait, Lisa!
Danny: Oh man!
Walter: Wait I didn't I count, wait lemme go. [to push go the game stuck] It's stuck!
Danny: Maybe we have to take turns.

Walter: YOU'RE DEAD!!
Danny: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Walter: [card reads 'Caught Cheating, Automatic Ejection'] Does this mean me?
Danny: Well, you did move the piece.
Walter: Well, he's the one who chea... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! [flies up out through the hole in the house's roof and gets sucked into space and one of Walter's Cool Nike sneakers falls off]
Danny: Walter! [astronaut gets the turbo-jet-pack] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!
Walter: Help!
Danny: [runs up the stairs] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!
Walter: Help!
Danny: Wait a minute! I got an idea! [Walter hangs on by his fingertips and Danny gets the lamp]. I'm going to swing this lamp up to you and you grab it and I'll pull you down.
Walter: I can't hang on any longer! [He's gonna slip off.]
Danny: [throws the lamp and breaks it] Don't worry! I'll get another lamp!
Walter: [slips off] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Astronaut: [comes with a turbo-jet-pack on his back] Stand back! [blasts off to get Walter down.]
Danny: [waiting for Walter to come down] Walter! [looking at the hole] Walter! Oh no! [astronaut got Walter down] You okay? Are you okay?
Walter: Get away from me!
Danny: Sorry! [gives the other shoe to Walter]
Walter: Don't talk to me 'til we get home! [puts his other shoe on]

Walter: Yes, you ARE a baby.
Danny: I'm not a baby!
Walter: You're a baby!
Astronaut: Noboby is a baby here!
Danny: I'm not a baby!
Walter: You are little baby!
Danny: [really freaking out] I'M NOT A BABY--! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
Astronaut: JEEZ! It won't stop! Please... OK, let's play the game!
Walter: Fine! Won't stop spinning?
Danny: What's wrong with it?
Walter: You broke it.

Danny: [to Walter - by the turn off the game system] Hey!
Walter: [to Danny] Dad said no video games.
Danny: He did not. Fine...

Robot: [Breaks trough the door] EMERGENCY!
Zorgons: [all growling]
Robot: ALIEN LIFE-FORM MUST DESTROY!
Walter: He still wants to kill me! [robot started to grab his neck]
Danny: Use the reprogram card, quick!
Walter: [holds the card to the robot] Reprogram!
Robot: [repair bot appear to fix the robot and shut it down, and turn back on, and the robot let go walter's neck] ALIEN LIFE-FORM! [zorgons growling] MUST DESTROY! [used his jet booster to chase them, Danny and Walter follow them, the Zorgons trying to escape to their battleship and the robot used his jet booster again to attack their battleships] ALIEN LIFE-FORM MUST DESTORY! [Zorgon's 2nd battleship explodes while the robot still attacking]
Walter: So I guess that is what the reprogram card is for!
Danny: I like that card.

[The boys have just returned from the Zathura world, Danny has his finger at the Go button on the board]
Walter: Don't push the button!
Danny: [Walter goes turned off the game system] HEY!
Walter: Dad said, "No video games.".

[Last Lines]
Lisa: We'll never talk about this [Zathura], agreed?
Walter: Still think I have gorgeous eyes? [Lisa stares at Danny and Walter, who laughs]

Danny: IT'S THE BLACK HOLE!!!! ZATHURA IS A BLACK HOLE!!!
Dad: By the way, it makes me uncomfortable when you say "hooking up".
Lisa: Why? It's not like it means anything.
Dad: Hope it doesn't.
Lisa: It doesn't. It's just an expression.
Dad: I hope it is.
Lisa: It is! God! We never should've have rented Thirteen!

Taglines[edit]

  • A new adventure from the world of Jumanji.
  • Adventure is waiting.

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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